Suddenly a PUA squad enters your gym & starts calling everyone a cuck

have you been living under a rock?

pick up artist dude

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>suddenly a PUA squad enters your gym & starts calling everyone a cuck

Fake, no PUA has ever entered a gym.

>Read PUA stuff
>Learn about negging
>End up being a dick
>Girls hate me

You did it too early, too hard, and to the wrong sort of girl.

>this happened to me 2 days ago
Story time bait.
PUA is general term used to describe an early school of thought that existed in the the 2001-2010 period that teaches men to seduce women with NLS and bizarre techniques. It quite popular to hate on PUA but you can't deny that they set a foundation for modern seduction methods.

Negging isn't just disrespecting women, it is actually teasing them.

afraid i migt......take yo gurl??

>tfw was big in this PUA thing 11 years ago

You lack confidence

Get 'em banned for life? I dunno

>HB8

Pick up autist

kek

Ignore, workout, probably let the staff know.

Probably roid rage and fling a 60 pound dumbbell at one of them.

She more like a 5 desu.

>mystery and style

KEK!

Shows how screwed up the seduction community was back then.

How did you react?

This is the gayest shit I have ever seen

yep

>Top negger for longest time
>was just uggo
>Get slim
>become ghost

powerlifter ultimate amigos

>pull sleeve up and flex my bicep as I stare at them with this face

So a random group of strangers walked in and called people "cuck" to their faces? I find this hard to believe.

>tfw this fucking faggot wearing a top hat has gotten more pussy than you

Who the fuck are these people? Some PUA pioneers or what?

>this happened to me 2 days ago
Do tell.

The tall one calls himself "Mystery"

God, I'm cringing hard at myself because I know this...

Lel

So what he achieve to get meme status exept cringy name and being associated with PUA?

I don't know for sure but I'm gonna say the hat

He was kinda famous for a period of time. Got on talkshows and shit.

This shit is comedy gold, got any more?

You say this, and the image is clearly making fun of him, but for a small taste, look at the pic of him impressing and entertaining three moderately attractive girls. You couldn't even hold their attention for ten seconds before they started nervously making eyes at each other and made an excuse to leave. Scratch that, you wouldn't even approach the set because the thought of talking alone to three girls would leave you pissing on the floor.

Easy to talk shit on the PUA boys but they slept with more women in a year than you or I will in our entire lives.

Super famous and fucked literally thousands of girls. Used to hold conventions and shit making tons of dosh teaching guys to do the same. Kind of a pioneer in self-improvement.

OK, thanks.
I'm not American so I guess I never even had a chance to see him anywhere or in anything.

its not self improvement as they are teaching a bunch of social tricks so you can get laid easier with drunk girls.

self improvement would be teaching you to be a better person so girls like you anyway.

>girls reacting in front of cameras
>not confounding the results they claim are legit

>look at the pic of him impressing and entertaining three moderately attractive girls
Yeah, that picture is not prepared at all.

Proponents of Universal Autism

>It quite popular to hate on PUA but you can't deny that they set a foundation for modern seduction methods.
It's all either bullshit or very basic

"Negging" afaik is just playful teasing, the same way you would roast a good friend but just toned down a bit

Same thing happened to me last week but it was a loli army.

>being this delusional because you can't handle the truth

Dude I'm not saying the guy is cool or even emulation-worthy but the truth is the truth. He got tons of ass, he worked his ass off to learn club sloots inside and out, and he could pull pretty much any girl with more success than anyone on Veeky Forums. It's just stupid to act like we're better than him because he wore stupid clothing.

Which is what a lot of PUA shit is about.

Clearly you never read any of it firsthand.

underrated

>it's all very basic

So I have to assume you either do it yourself, or you believe you have too much pussy to handle ATM. You have no excuse to complain about TFWNOGF but then, rather than trying to better yourself, belittling those who do.

Sound familiar?

See I don't understand the numbers game. Rather just stick with my fit 7 that I lost my virginity to. Their is no hunt and no chubby chicks. Easy mode.

Protein Up Ass

>easy mode
>settling for literally the first girl that will let you fuck her

well, you're not wrong

>this happened to me 2 days ago
Yeah no,it did not.This is the part where you say you are serious and actually looking for advice right?This isn't just another shitty thread,just a misguided user looking for advice

>Not shooping MC ride into the last one and calling it "Death Grips"
For shame

Mystery pls go.

>It's all either bullshit or very basic
Exactly. Those basics did develop into more effective methods and the tactics that aren't effective aren't used anymore.

Why so hostile?

>kek'd

I don't what you meant but I'll that that as a compliment.
The number of women you have sex with is not the value of a human.

>noshit
>thatsthejoke

These people don't really exist right?

who's the guy in the helmet with the old ladies?

I think that is Ben Affleck.

The early 2000s seduction community was werid.

>this happened to me 2 days ago

No, it didn't.

>Yerr a mystery SpongeBob