If a girl approaches you at the gym does that mean she wants the d?
If a girl approaches you at the gym does that mean she wants the d?
Well she wouldn't approach you for advice DYEL
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>Well she wouldn't approach you for advice DYEL
Game set match
>that 1 anorexic girl that went to the local gym at the same time as you
>never spoke to her once besides seeing each other 4+ times a week for over 3 years straight
>i was NEET so I went 11AM or so, therefore she must have also been a NEET
>it was usually just us 2 in the gym
Then I got on NEETbux which allowed me to setup a sweet as fuck home gym, haven't gone to my local gym in over a year
I wonder if she still goes or ever thinks about me. She never even acknowledged my presence, but I wonder if that was just her mental disorder anorexia that made her that way.
>when are you done with the squat rack you pathetic fat swine? Me and Chad wants to use it
Well she just said that my form was wrong (it wasn't) and left. What does it mean?
>squatting 130 kg atg
>girl comes up
>"wow that's realy good form, you can get right to the bottom so easily"
>"t-t-thanks"
>never spoke to her again
lmao
>girl know just started lifting and says she reached 100 kg squat in 3 weeks.
>I called bullshit but she says she has a good lmaocrossfit trainer to help her.
>look up her trainer on facebook, she is 23 and have had multiple hand surgeries and two herniated discs
Never take lifting advice from females
I bet she miss your autistic ass.
>BBBBRRRRRRFFFFRRRTTTPPPPPP
>switched gyms from shitty one to uni one ,see pic related daily now
>why didnt i do that earlier
>wanting to have you mind clouded by ass witches
Girls only go to the gym for dick.
shoulda said u can get to the bottom of her vag or something like that
It means either your form was wrong or she's an idiot, if she was flirting it wouldn't be like that.
>seven empty ellipticals
>take the one all the way near wall because autism
>girl takes the one next to me
NNNOOOOO I'M NOT DONE WITH MY CUT YET RRREEEEEE
>wear your worst looking gym clothing
>gym is filled with hot girls that day
FUCK
Girls rarely want the dick, they spend more energy avoiding getting dick than getting it
We live in a world where girls can sit at home in front of their computer or even on their phone and just surf facebook and get offers for dick
No place is safe from dick offers, they are everywhere
It means she wants the machine and your skinny ass to leave :(
>we live in a world where
Stopped reading right there desu
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Why?
>where
were
You know that "where" is right?
Thank god I live in Norway. You see these girls at pretty much every normal gym. Best part is they're nice to people and love to socialize, even at gyms.
>This might be biased though as I am 187cm, well built and shredded.
You forgot
>immigrant
No they don't. Female-only gyms exist for the sole purpose of them avoiding shitheads like you. Girls at the gym are self-conscious and don't even like to be stared at, let alone approached.
>sauce - my multiple gf's and female friends over the years who all say this
> graduate and switch from uni gym to shitty local gym
> roid monkeys and old people plague the land
> occasional qt dares to venture like once a week
fucking sad as fuck
enjoy it while you can user
Why are you Americans so obsessed with your cuck mentality that you have to force it on others?
Is being a cuck the new American religion?
Why can't you just be a degenerate quietly?
I was under the impression all girls want the D all the time.
Excuse him he is probably american.
>Thank god I live in Norway.
Yeah me too. It's not painful at all being a kissless virgin surrounded by the most beautiful women in the world. Really doesn't make you wanna kill yourself.
Seriost hvordan skal man mote damer når man ikke liker å dra på fest? Er Tinder brukbart?
No she want's your contact information so she can file sexual assault charges cause you looked at her
Just curious. How is temperate is the climate in Norway?
>Canadafag trying to escape the cold.
>Person aware of replacement of whites is a cuck
5 shekels have been deposited into your JIDF account
>American
>implying
Stay mad vicuck
More temperate than Canada, as the Gulf Stream dumps right onto Norway's coast. You'll still get snow and shit, though.
It's actually been really warm this winter. Like at most -15'C for a couple of days. Otherwise around -5 to +5.
Maybe it's just this year, but we used to have way more cold and snow when I was a kid. Weeks of -25 and snow everywhere, now it just rains away and turns into sludge. I live pretty much right in the middle of the country.
Sucks because I actually like winter.
T-thanks global warming.
Are people kvlt there?
Go away Canada. We don't need more liberal retards
Just by asking me that question you have lost 10 points of grimness.
>black metal
>liberal
Not sure if it's the same for all NEETs but when I was one I hated meeting fellow NEETs IRL.
BLack metal is pretty damn liberal. The source country is Finland/Iceland which is like top 10 most liberal place.
Stop med at være en fucking taber.
Hilsen en dansker.
>BLack metal
>source country is Finland/Iceland
Apologize.
Sorry Norway/Sweden
Which are like the most liberal places. Face it, you're a liberalcuck.
>i was NEET so I went 11AM or so, therefore she must have also been a NEET
She could have been married or leeching off a boyfriend.
Yes, this is basically consent, so you can take her whenever you want.
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>"can I get to your bottom"
>???
you are suppose to ask her to demonstrate and then watch her ass repeatedly, then say you need more help and do the whole overlapping people to learn how to do it shit.
>you should see how good i am at getting to bottoms
If you're socially inept, Tinder isn't for you.
Try meeting women at public groups (running, swimming etc. whatever you like)
>If you're socially inept
>Try meeting women at public groups
I live in a smaller city with no amenities like that.
The normal way to meet girls is at school or a party, and I don't go to either.
You never hit night clubs or bars?
>qt at my gym
>she's pretty skinny but so am I
>maybe I should talk to her
>nah
No night clubs here, I wouldn't go there anyway. And nobody goes to bars alone here, it's not that kind of culture.
I don't like drinking or partying in the first place.
People embrace the black metal subculture very warmly, even being proud of it. Dummi Borgir even did a gig with a goverment affiliated orchestra.
Norway has, as of right now, one of the strictest immigrations policies in Europe. On paper, it makes it impossible for immigrants from the Middle-East and Africa impossible to be granted asylum in Norway.
So no
the word cuck is just one of the many reasons this whole site is going downhill
similar thing happened to me
>doing paused front squats
>struggling a bit on last rep
>hear some gril behind me shouting encouragement
>after i'm done, says "Wow you go really deep on those"
>girl at gym that always says hi to me
>usually we talk about form and running
>we start running together 3 times a week
>signed me up for a 5k, we did it under 30 mins
>had dinner and talked about another 5k coming up
>she's real cool to me but im hella scared that im seeing signs where there are none
>Ended up just making her in AA2, get drunk, fuck her avatar and cry myself to sleep every night
Holy Christ dude
This is some high level beta shit
Who cares if you are misinterpreting signals? Just go for it. If you don't get it what do you lose...absolutely nothing.
That's a Shamaladingdong twist if I ever saw one
One time my first gf put he really hand in my pants and put my hand on her tit and I just laid there because I wasn't sure if she's wanted it or not
They don't like being stared at by ugly DYELS