2 days into nofap february

>2 days into nofap february
>already failed
>now I have to wait until masturbationless march

Fuck. Every time.

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Abstinent April is the best month for no fap, everyone knows that.

obviously nofap february is the best month, it has the fewest days

Nah bro, it's the nofapvember

>2 days into nofap February
>2 days into February
>February 1st

you ever hear of time zones? maybe he's in Kiritimati, where it's 10:53 on february 2nd???

>day 4 of nofap
>not a single boner so far
When can I expect the dreaded permanent hardon and wet dreams?

about 7 days in for me, I started having wet dreams and morning wood.

The month doesn't matter dumbass. Start again on 30 days without fapping tomorrow.

Uh, yes it does. It's not "nofap february" if you don't do all of february.

Winter months are the easiest for me. No half-naked girls teasing your everywhere with their big bootys and juicy titties. Besides, it's so fucking cold my dick escapes within the body.

Going cold turkey doesn't work for me. I tried to quit fapping to Shemales, but going cold turkey just made me think about not fapping to Shemales, so I still thought about the porn and failed.

So then I just let myself fap freely, and I just found new stuff to fap to. I lost the stress of cold turkey which made it easier to transition into fapping to imagination. Got no interest in Shemales now.

Brah, its the worst being gay and going to the gym while doing no fap. hnnnnnnnnggg so many dicks i would deepthroat everywhere nohomo

DESU im not sure if i would be considered a chronic masturbator, some days i fap 5 times in a row but then wont fap the rest of the week that easy. Currently i fap once every other day but because im horny not due to me feeling the need to.

nice, well done

fapping five times a day is impossible without porn. And if you fap to porn five times a day that is likely not because you are horny but because you are chasing the porn-induced neurochemical high

those days it is to porn and your right i do chase that porn high, but then literally for a week i just wont jack off

Oh yeah, you jerked it once - now you have no choice but to blast your balls out until you can 'try again' next month.

Pathetic.

You're just like a fatasfatass who succumbs to the temptation of a slice of cake, then polishes off the whole thing because, "I already fucked up, I'll just try again tomorrow."

Do it or don't.

I'm in my third day of nofap, have a dream of me running along and run into this thicc redhead we have sex next minute she pulls out the rape card because I said trump is great. So glad I woke up to find out it was all just a dream.

Dude don't do it!!!
>got so horny i invited a qt3.1415926 for a few drinks.
>mfw "one thing led to another" meme
>she actually wants to date now :S
>nag nag nag nag

>week 5 of nofap, noporn
>feel like I could punch a bear

Take the ultimate iron pill, brothers

>0 days into nofap whatever
>continuing to masturbate at healthy levels
>continuing to progress in gym and school

feels good

I have gone a month since fapping.

I have some very erotic dreams which you have no control over. So think of it that way you can no fap AND get your release.

stop triggering me with hot asian females. I have yellow fever and I want to empty my balls inside her.

>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
>europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
>frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
>m.joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short
>answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
>healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation

is fapping once every other day okay?

ive been doin it this way since i was 13

all this nofap shit has me worried

You're fine

Hour 6 for me

if you have anything against beating your meat well you are sad little man who won't get laid and also you been sucking your mom tits
motherfucke

And you pseudoscientifically demonize fapping you're retarded

u know why i beat my meat constantly like everyday.well ok let me tell you faggot why i beat my meat.the reason why i beat my meat is that i need let my dick grow stronger everytime i beat my meat faggot.you don't even comprehend the reason why i beat my meat becuase you don't even have my knowledge like my.you can't compete my knowldege faggot you don't have any cell in your brain is like your brain doesn't exist in this planet earth.so i have tell you again you won't never understand why i beat my meat so you have to go back to your little rabbit hole where you belong you faggot little shit
if you don't even comprehend my explanation,well how about you go fuck yourself with your pathetic sorry little miserable so called your life

I think this actually might not be bait