Making it stories

>be chubby ever
>ride the bus
>picked on by girl
>constantly
>get first bj from whore at lmao18
>posting about it on an ethiopian tire resurfacing image board

>making it

it specifically says natty

>be me
>weak af in 3rd-freshman year
>one girl was always the bane of my existance
>tall, good at basketball and 8/10
>calls me weak, slow, etc
>dont sweat it but play sports in hs
>senior year
>captain of three sports teams
>call me captain chad
>girl asks me out
>take the opportunity because im not a rage filled autist

That was one of the best years of my life

>being asked out by the girl
Textbook definition of beta cuck

>6' and good face since 8th grade
>skinny as fuck though
>make out, fingerfuck girls and get bjs since 6th
>fuck friends 18yo cousin when i was 15
>start lifting same year (sophomore)
>pound 12 girls within a year
>have 8/10 gf by junior year
>we break up after hs and she becomes fake cowgirl
>make more gainz and fuck dozens more girls
>every girl ive ever fucked is a 7 or above except for one lucky muffintop
>fast forward through tunnel of pussy to 26
>still making gainz and dating a PERFECT 95lb 19yo cardio bunny for over a year now.
>im the only guy to ever pound dat tight pink teen pussy

tfw ive never NOT made it.

>natty

op, i am gay so i know

that chick always had a crush on you, thats why she bullied you

kbye.

>getting bullied by a girl
>fabricating greentext shitpost fantasies about comeuppance
I don't know which is sadder.

>being 5' 5" for this

North Korea specifically says it's a democracy...

am 6'1 210 lbs

any manlets make it?
my confidence is shot in general, always had low-self esteem, really fucking me over at 22

>be milfag
>about to deploy
>some sergeants from logistics come to talk to us
>"February 8th were gonna weigh in with all our gear plus baggage. Total weight can not exceed 350lbs"
>everyone laughs
>"what's so funny?"
>Sgt, cpl user weighs like 265 naked
>"oooooh well have one of these shrimps carry your gear then stud"

M-m-made it

Even if you're disgustingly short, like 5'11, you still have a chance as long as you're outgoing, funny and confident

>Not having women be so attracted to you that they make they first move

Its okay, maybe being alpha just isnt for you

I only recently made it, and since changing my tinder profile to a shirtless pic and a pic of me at jiu jitsu (no gi), I am getting at least one match every day, and THEY message ME!

of course, I cannot handle this, and sperg out so hard, but, it's progress I guess?

>TFW never gonna love again after girlfriend died 4 years ago.

>using your dead gf as an excuse

>5'11
>disgustingly short

Oh well, it can't be that ba-

>outgoing
>funny
>confident

FUCK

my best friend is a manlet at 5'4 or 5'5 or some ridiculous shit. he moved to california, has a great job, multiple sick cars, a motorcycle, and is a really fun dude to hang out with. but he let his height get to him and remains a virgin at 27.

he puts in ABSOLUTELY NO EFFORT besides going out with bros and his standards are way too high. he expects some 9/10 to just walk up to him and make it all happen.

he had some chubby girl blatantly trying to fuck him and he didnt do anything because hes retarded and she wasnt a 9/10.

lower your fucking standards. youre not going to girls the girls real men get to fuck.

but you do not have to become a wizard.

grow some fucking balls and go talk to a 5/10 dumpy girl and youll get to feel a pussy on your dick.

Just cos you settle for less doesn't mean I have to . I had a hot girlfriend before, I can do it again. Fuck you.

Fuck you too.

>be 6'5
>late for work, waiting for elevator in our building
>old guy I've never seen before says "wow, you're tall" and drops a box of dozen donuts at my feet

Alpha as fuck

how did your gf die?

OP never said he held a grudge against her you're delusional

this bait
cmon man, can't fix my 5'7" height, and idk why, sometimes I'm ontop of the world, typically that's 1/100

Damn right son, keep improving yourself and earn what you deserve. Gotta earn everything in life as a man anyway so just keep going, one step at a time.

no you fucking autist thats the advice i give my manlet friend that let his height make him feel like a foreveralone. i was trying to give you hope and tell you what you should do assuming youre like him.

if youve done it before then what the fuck are you bitching about?

either go do it again or get back to your hollowed out tree and make some more cookies.

She got aids from another guy

those are some juicy natty delts. nice genes

>lying on an anonymous website
Nice

hey you're the same 7x7 dude
faggot

the difference between myself and a manlet, is i have LOST more than a manlet will ever have.
thank you for your efforts regardless.

You're a good person, you deserve good things. Thank you.

The ultimate revenge would be to fuck her in the ass and then completely ignore her

lol stay jealous beta

kek micropenis is that you?!

still filled with envy i see

np you can make it dude.

i wont get into it but i relate.

you can regain your happiness. i promise you.

Join the club

>freshman year
>dating some bitch
>using her as a front to meet other bitches
>make out with many
>some say i fucked them, lies
>do this until senior year
>land 8/10
>rock eachothers world for a year
>break it off before college
>feels
>decide to go on the pussy prowl of a lifetime at college
>slaying bitches for about two months
>lifting on the side
>im an american psycho
>Mirin in the mirror as i fuck
>mid terms come along
>enter qt 19yo virgin
>9/10
>brown hair in a pixie cut
>gorgeous green eyes
>an aspiring med student
>i ask her for a lesson in anatomy
>plays hard to get
>"hmm, are those muscles or are your arms just full of shit?"
>work on her like its a heist
>"see for yourself"
>flex my arm so she can feel
>"looks like you need a stool softener"
>she called my muscles hard
>"ill give you some"
>wat?
>"ill sell you some stool softeners"
>for some reason i ask how much
>i need about tree fiddy

Now it was at this point that i realized this wasnt a 9/10 qt med student, but was actually an 8 story tall crustacean from the paleozoic era

how autistic are you kek

You're retarded if you're only ignoring her because she picked on you in second grade, which i assume is why you included that detail. Gotta be a pretty small person to think someone is the same as they were in 2nd grade.

7/10 made me read

lel

ITT:things that never happened

Kek

kek

I made it right?

>ITT things that will never happen to me.
ftfy

Thanks friendo, you're a good person as well. :)

I thought about what you said before, don't let it be an excuse, and I think i get what you meant.
Like, don't be that dude who's girlfriend died my whole life. Find a new definition and move on, right?

>tire resurfacing
You're getting played by your mechanic

exactly man.

you cant change the past, but you can absolutely change your future.

once you do it, and you will, the way you feel right now will be gone.

were all gona make it breh.

Why is everyone on this board "18"?

Thanks brah, push yourself in everything not just lifts. Ask yourself if something is a priority instead of saying you have no time, you'll push yourself even harder in my experience. I don't post much but don't waste your time too much here, negativity is like a disease on your psyche.

>5'7
>being on top of anything bit a stepladder

Lmfao @ ur life rn

T-boned by a car who ran a red light.

Fuck you

Cheers bruh. legend xx

yeah I try not to lurk here too much but I don't know any other good sites that give me a chuckle. Being old on the internet sucks.

I love you op

>be me
>bullied throughout middle school
>depressed stage in high school due to TBI, needed to be homeschooled 'cuz to difficult to go to school
>many years of recovery
>join martial arts, become lean
>start hitting the gym, gaining mass
>fastforward to now
>evolved into a minor form of Chad
>started college a few weeks ago
>multiple friend groups already
>got girls feeling up on me, getting them glances
>asking one out tomorrow

I'm finally making it brahs. It feels good. Life couldn't be better, just gotta tap into these vibes and upwards momentum.

>be me
>bullied throughout middle school
>depressed stage in high school due to TBI, needed to be homeschooled 'cuz to difficult to go to school
>many years of recovery
>join martial arts, become lean
>start hitting the gym, gaining mass
>fastforward to now
>evolved into a minor form of Chad
>started college a few weeks ago
>multiple friend groups already
>got girls feeling up on me, getting them glances
>asking one out tomorrow

I'm finally making it brahs. It feels good. Life couldn't be better, just gotta tap into these vibes and upward momentum.

The fuck, how'd I double post? Sorry dudes.

Honesly KEK'ed out loud

*republic

I was a member of a highschool football team. OPs body isn't too unusual (especially if he's from Florida or taxes) if he's been been training the whole 4 years. I'm was big fat nose guard and could bench just shy of 300.

>yes natty

>>>/highschool/

lol nice

She's not going to feel the burn unless you remind her of what happened. At least tell her why you played her. If not, she'll just assume she's in the right and you're just a jerk.

I'm 5'7, and I have an amazing 4'9 asian qt gf, I am getting mires all the time and I am doing well in my degree (electrical engineering) with 1.5 years left to go. I feel like I'm making it

real talk

fuckin' nice bro

THEY'RE MINERALS MARIE

FUCKING MAKING IT BRAH

I don't want to sound like a fag but I would read books and spend more time with friends or on your hobbies or fun Shit.

so deluded mr provider

>ethiopian tire resurfacing image board

>kek

But then again wouldn't it be hard for him to remind her without seeming like he's stuck in the past?

>Been on the tunnel of pussy for over 10 years
>Goes to a mongolian flipbook animation forum to brag about it

5'9 manlet
going to med school soon

had 2 threesomes in the last two weeks kek

>throat fuck girl who bullied me
rofl

Thanks brah

Got called "big guy" by Pe teacher today

I dont have any friends, and my only hobbies are jiu jitsu and training, both of which I do at the upper limit of what's physically possible (like, frequency, not intensity)

but yeah, I'll work on it. Thanks cobber.

...

>implying ill ever marry

This story is as real as the others

Making it won't fix the fact that there's something fundamentally broken inside me.

I've had girls saying they were stunned by my looks (and I'm pretty average looking objectively speaking) but later on they gave me the silent treatment.

Is it some kind of American thing for people to feel up your muscles?

Never seen it happen to anyone I know, and even the guys who are bigger than me don't get it

I'm from Poland and girls do that to. Sometimes they're subtle (brushing, holding a hand etc) sometimes it's just "Holy shit your arms [squeeze]"

I'm from the UK so maybe it's just our culture to be more reserved

Or maybe everyone I know is a DYEL

You're from a smaller city? Last time I was in London girls there didn't seem to be reserved at all (they behaved like sluts), though I guess it also depends on the groups of people you hang out with.

Funnily enough, I'm from England and girls don't do that here but I met this american girl at my university's club and while we were making out and dancing she was constantly feeling my abs- the only time English girls have done is during sex where I kind of expect it

>finish doing rows
>some black dude walks up, looks me in the eyes, shakes my hand, and then leaves

Is this making it?

Live in the middle of the countryside, my village has about 1000 people haha

Holy kek