I AM SO GOD DAMN SICK AND TIRED OF BEING 5'9 GOD DAMN IT

>mfw 18 and 5'5
just kill me

If this is not a troll you make me sick dude. How little respect do you have for yourself, you actually make me mad. Embrace your height wichever it is (actually 5'9 is average in the US and above average around the world). Just get jacked and stfu no one gives a crap about your height and if they do, you better be able to outlift them or outfight them. Jesus Christ, just work with what you've got nobody really cares. I'm sure you have some strenghts. Stop being a little bitch what would your greatgrandfather think of you he probably fought wars for your ass to complain about some bullshit.

Just get jacked, fix your skin through diet, get you teeth fixed and boom you are better looking than 90% of the people in this world.

>5'9"
Fuck off faggot, that's literally average. At least you're not 5'6". Do you know how it feels for GIRLS to expect you to move out of their way? It feels like fucking shit, that not even girls think you're worth moving out of their way.

Kek gtfo faggot

>girls are my height in heels
At least they aren't your height regardless

dsyrtdrtddrtd

Im 5'8
Gf is 6'1 nurse
Come at me

tfw 6'4 master race

tfw 6'
>dating pool 96.1%

literally the most attractive height.
holy shit i love being 6'

you will never know how good this feels every single day.

LOL MANLET 5'9 PATHETIC LOL LOL

>"bones will make your bones thicker

fucking idiot.

>not falling for it.

You fucking weak pussy. I know guys that are 5'4" and have attractive girlfriends. Stop going on here and letting trolls affect your mind.

>not being 6 foot

Thank God you're not going to lose your virginity

Holy fuck, someone isn't happy....
I am truly, utterly sorry, user.
I am fucking thankful that I am 6 foot. I love looking down at girls in the eye. Fucking playing with them with their height. Here in Missouri, we have lots of tall blondes, but also some little petite cuties too, and fuck do I love looking down on some little petite chick, makes me hornier than a bull, then when they look into my eyes and see me so much bigger than them, and me holding their little hands in mine, just fuck.

Priceless. No gold, cash, anything can replace this.

pshh,
this is me.

I'm 6 foot, and get pussy. 6 is the starter's paradise. Too tall and it's harder to make muscle. 6'0 to 6'1 is perfect height.

Tall people don't think about it. There's no satisfaction. We just have luxury of not being crippled by insecurity.

I'm 5'5", shut up OP.

I'm 6'3 if I could give you a couple inches I would.

>log onto fit

Holy shit i saw this copypasta years ago when i didnt even know about the manlet meme.

>mfw when friends at work were giving me shit for being short just out of good fun
>girl chimes in
>"don't listen to them user, you're very handsome and if you were just a little bit taller you could get any girl you want"

>mfw overheard a WOmanlet girl i thought was cute saying "i'd fuck user and all but i couldn't date him or go out anywhere with him without feeling like i was going out with my little brother"

...right in the feels

Dude im 190cm and i have the same problem with girls wanting me to move out of the way, atleast it isnt me that gets knocked down.

>tfw 5'8" and never been mad enough to write a massive wall of text about it

...

Don't worry man, it's ok

i have a friend whos probably around 5'9" or maybe even shorter.

he does calisthenics (handstands, levers, all that stuff), hes pretty jacked and plays rugby so got good legs as well.

i see him converse with chicks in the gym and his charisma is just insane. ive seen a chick literally wait 4 minutes for him to finish some long ass stretch to talk to him lol.

your body is what you make it

>being this insecure
I'm 5'8" and idgaf

But then I'm a chink and 90% of asian grils are shorter than me

then just fuck her seems like a win-win to me.
FWB > GF

When in doubt, just post this and sage it OP

5ft 6 is the real cutoff point for life ruination I'd say

5ft 7 and above are within normal range, if at the lower end of it

if it's really bothering you that much make use of your low centre of gravity and learn to fight

>>mfw overheard a WOmanlet girl i thought was cute saying "i'd fuck user and all but i couldn't date him or go out anywhere with him without feeling like i was going out with my little brother"
That's awesome, isn't it?

>tfw 6'1 with narrow ass shoulders

Meh.

that was like 7 years ago,6 foot is literally manlet in several european countries now

Surely this petulant whining on an imageboard will change society's view of you for the better

I'm 5'10 with an above average face and Veeky Forums and my friend is 6'5 skinnyfat with an average face. Who do you think gets the most attention from females, op? Me.

Yeah your height will never be one of your attractive features but there are many ways to overall enhance your looks. You'll never be a 10/10 but most of us here wont be.

5'9 isn't short, it is average (possibly slightly below average depending on country but you can make up for that with high heel shoes if you're that insecure). It's perfectly fine to be average at something, make up for it with the rest of your features and you'll still be above average overall.

Stop worrying about things you can't change and deal with the things you can change instead such as your weak ass skeleton frame.

no.

copypasta aside, I never really felt short at 5'9 desu

Frank Zane made it work, senpai

>short people are not as smart as tall people. It's ''science".
Albert Einstein was 5'7". Isaac Newton was 5'6". The list goes on.

Wear shoes with a bit of a base in them

Im 6'1 and most people think im a giant just because the only shoes that fit me have an extra inch of base

Or just move to China

dude, there was a thread a little while ago about the distance between you balls and butthole with op saying if it's not more than two inches you're a "taintlet".

point is, don't take this board seriously

T. Taintlet

>This

TFW Poe's Law in action

>be 5'5" black hair, brown eyes
>best friend in highschool was 6'3" blonde hair green eyes
>he had multiple gfs in highschool
>girls would do his homework for him
>we graduate and he goes away to party university
>I stay in town, do a technical program
>Work hard and get good marks
>End up getting a good job

This is where you'd think the poetic justice happy ending comes in, but in reality he got approached by an older, rich girl at a club and pretty much took him in instantly. He's married and I'm still 28, 5'5" and no gf.

There is no better lesson that "Life is not fair" than being a short man. People who say it doesn't matter are in denial or are not short.

LIFE IS SHIT

This manlet shit is such a meme. As long as you get a girl shorter than you then you shouldn't need to worry.

5'8" 18 yo here with normal body.Last time i was in a gym was 6 months ago.Still decent looking.Today i had sex for 3 hours straight with a 22 yo latina.Just bee yourself user

My uncles all have extremely attractive wives and are very wealthy. One of them is a CFO of a very important company and has a wikipedia page, one of them has his own very successful company and is a multi millionaire and another is a high ranking member of another company. Not giving any precise details because I'm not fucking doxxing anyone. All of them are at the very most 5'6, the reason is my great grandfather who was a bastard child I'm judging by photos must have been well below 5'0 and was nicknamed little [name]. But that didn't stop him having like 11 kids.

Not mine but saved this pasta from another thread
>Just imagine them all, playing and running around in a big field, but there's a cliff at the end.
>It's a tall wheat field(5'11) and none of the lil guys can see where they're running, you're the only one who can save them, from running right off that cliff, that's a job you CAN respect.

3 hours?
think your lying

remember:
the great equalizer

I love how /pol/ is a white supremacist board and Veeky Forums a height supremacist one.

Also stop being a faggot /pol/, if you are really so displeased with your height to make it an existential problem move to a country where people are short, just don't come in Europe if you are a shitskin.

That's irrelevant, Napoleon was 5'6" too but during his times he was statiscally bigger than the average man.

He would have been 6'0" by modern standard.
Hell is heir today (Jean Christophe) measures 1,98m ! A fucking collossus.

in the manlet uprising

Maybe if they did a bit more uprising they wouldnt be manlets.

>tfw king of manlets
>tfw 94% of pussy

>tfw 6'7
>tfw on the wrong side of the bell curve
>tfw reverse manlet

5'5 checking in.

Being short actually never crossed my mind before visiting Veeky Forums.

Actually I quite like being short. Life's more comfortable this way :)

I'm 5'9 too, bub. Get your mind together.

Post original pic please

Of course i meant with pauses inbetween.Like every 20 mins 10 minutes to catch the breath.Anyway that wasn't the point

Talking as a 6'2'' man, I'd give an inch or two for some of those manlet facial aesthetics, they're usually better looking face-wise.

>bones will make your bones thicker

Well... they will.

Just stop coming here autist.

take the black pill already

daily reminder that is always right

>fucked a cute trap
Only faggots do this

I used to wish I was taller until I got to know tall people. Everybody I know taller than 6'1'' seems to have chronic joint pain, groans every time they stand up, and seem to just have trouble supporting themselves in general. I'm happy I'm 5'10'' and won't need a cane when I'm 65.

Don't worry user I've immortalised your height woes in the form of a screencap

Frank Zane is also 5'9

6' 1'' here This still makes me feel

Underrated

MANLET DETECTED

WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO

MANLET DETECTED

stop caring what other people think because only shitters care about height

t. 6'5

>literally endless things to do that will better yourself
>obsesses over the one thing he can't change
humanity is pretty fucking wierd

hell yeah mate

>tfw 5'8 and the tallest men of my family in many generations

i'm 6'1 but my hands are smaller than girls :, ))))???

Noticed this too... and they tried to make us 5'11 kings feel bad. Confirmed cut off status is now 5'11.

Lmao im 6'2 rekt

Lmao I'm 5'2". Don't care the % of women, all I care about is one for marriage.

I don't get the degeneracy of fucking not to procreate/bond with the mother of your children.

holy shit why are you so mad tho im 5'7 4 or 5 out of 10 chink and i'm bretty satisfied

keeping caps lock on doesn't make you any bigger, little guy.