What’s with the Prussia wanking in some circles about “muh military might” and “muh Prussian space marines”...

What’s with the Prussia wanking in some circles about “muh military might” and “muh Prussian space marines”. Did they really do anything impressive militarily?
>only win 7YW because ruler of Russia was a Prussiaboo and peaced you out after winning a battle 50 miles from Berlin
>get BTFO by France in 19 days and have half of your country eaten and be put into the continental system
>only beat France after six months decades later enough to take Alsace-Lorraine

>rise to power despite being complete underdog
>annex your former masters
>beat austria
>beat russians
>beat napoleon
>beat french again
they did fine

Prussia was a small shithole. It only became a kingdom in 1701. Not very powerful and not very rich through sheer will it's monarchs transformed it into one of the most powerful and prosperous countries of Europe.

As for military might this is mostly based on the military genius of Frederik the 2nd but the Prussian army was regularly described as more disciplined and trained than it's contemporaries.

Then of course since Scharnhorst and continued under Bismarck it was one of the most modern and powerful armies in the world

>only beat France after six months
Not sure if baiting or underage.

To your last point

The "only" is the part I object to. I interpret it as France bashing which I asign to memeing or being uneducated.

The people who shill Prussia tend to shit on France a lot.

Is there a more epic sounding name than Prussia

russia

Great Britain

Biggus Dickus

>being so sensitive

Brandenburg

Prushuh
I wish Prussia was called like that

Brazil

Did they modernise the Prussian flag with an X in the corner to get rid of it and replace it with something better.

I’m away from my computer on a trip so I had to take a cap with my phone

Adolescent power fantasies

>trip poster
>phone poster
>learning difficulties

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>beat russians
when did this happen?

In their dreams.

Don’t forget Dutch and British subsidies

Catherine the great was Prussian agent responsible for assassination of Russian tsar and working in favour of German interest.

>beat russians
Yeah no. Russia and Prussia were allies for pretty much the entirety of Prussian existence.

>get rekt by Napoleon in under a year

>beat austria
Not really an achievement. Pretty much everyone beat Austria in the 18th and 19th centuries.

>beat russians
Not they didn't. The only time they fought the Russians was in the Seven Years' War, and the only times Prussia and Russia met in battle it was either a Russian victory or indecisive.

>beat napoleon
No they didn't. Unless you count being part of a coalition with half a dozen other major European countries at Leipzig, with really doesn't count as a Prussian victory, but an Allied victory.

>beat french again
The French in 1870 were not the French of Napoleon's time. They were little better than the Austrians at this point.

The Prussians scored some undeniable great victories against the French and Austrians during Frederick's reign, but they aren't some godly superpower of victory that deserves to be jerked off over. They were a decent European power in the 18th and 19th centuries, and that's about it. They weren't as good as the French at their peak.

>get BTFO by France in 19 days and have half of your country eaten and be put into the continental system
That's actually far more impressive than Germans BTFO of French in WW2.
It was done in fucking early 19th century when armies marched on foot, and French had less troops.

THE prussiANUS: AN HORRIBLE GOBLIN OF ROUND FACE.. EYES OF VIZCACHA!! ( SQUIRREL)) WITH THE APPEARANCE OF A `CHIMP... THE prussiANUS IS A PEDDLER WHO TRAVELS AROUND THE WORLD TRYING TO BE ACCEPTED.. LOOKING FOR ALL COUNTRIES ..FOOD` HOUSE. AND A VILLAGE WHERE TO LIVE`..
THE prussiANUS IS UGLY BY NATURE.... AN ERROR Of ABERRANT NATURE... THE prussiANUS HAS THE CRUEL PUNISHMENT OF LIFE.. OF BEING`UGLY!!! A DWARF WITH A SMELL OF `SEWER``AND OF POOP` AND DIARRHEA SAVED IN A JAR IN THE SUN!.
THE prussiANUS: DURING ITS CHILDHOOD... IS OBLIGED TO MILK THE GOATS..COWS... CLEAN STABLES`THE prussiANUS `PLANTS POTATOES, ONIONS` AND DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO BE PEACEFUL
AND FOR ALL THESE REASONS, THE PRUSSIANUS IS SO UGLY!! AND EAGER!!.. DO NOT DESCRIMINE THE PRUSSIANS..JUST HELP IT TO BE A LITTLE MORE HUMAN AND CLEAN.... THE PRUSSIANS…CAN DO IT!!!!.... THESE JERRIES,.. GET USED TO SLEEP IN THE STREETS... EATING WITH THEIR DIRTY HANDS AND CUT THE POTATOES WITH THEIR FINGERS.... URINATE AND SHIT IN THE STREET... THEY SLEEP NAKED` 'THEY DO NOT BATHE!! THEY DO NOT GO SCHOOL...

Bactria.

Well, it is, so good news for you, I guess.

>The French in 1870 were not the French of Napoleon's time.
You forget that Prussia fucking backstab France that time.

>>only beat France after six months decades later enough to take Alsace-Lorraine


Franco-Prussian war was one of the biggest upsets in history. The largest, most experienced and best equipt army in the world get's outmaneuvered and fucked by the Landwehr of the greater German Riech armed with obsolete rifles.

>logistics for the win!

>The French in 1870 were not the French of Napoleon's time. They were little better than the Austrians at this point.

>beat Spanish
>beat Russians
>beat Austrians

the French army in 1870 was pretty, pretty, pretty good....

Don't know kind of sounds like bacteria

Somehow the P on the front makes it sound better

the german army was larger in terms of frontline troops, had more military experience in European wars (and more recent experience too), and besides rifles every element of its equipment was better, particularly artillery. Not to mention much better staff and officer training

It was definitely no upset

Union of Soviet Socialist Republics

>Prussian wanking.
>An internet phenomena.

PROTIP: it was already a thing in the 18th and 19th Centuries. The American Revolution's Von Steuben's credentials rested on him being Prussian despite the fact that he was a mediocre officer (albeit a good drillmaster).

Prussiabooery became especially worse in the 1860s and 1870s. Just look at East Asia, the Japanese and the Chinese were all wanking hard at Prussian ground forces and were eager to listen to their ideas on modern warfare. The Japs even stopped listening to their French advisors even.

>just listening to the Prussians
>not reforming your entire military tradition around them
you are like little babby

To be fair, the Imperial Japanese Army would then go on to dominate all of East Asia for the next 70 years thanks to their training from Prussian officers.

>somehow manage to lose MORE troops against the Russians than the Russians lost, the only time this has ever happened in history
>beat Chinks once and get bogged down fighting chinks the second time
>Manage to blow out some isolated 2nd rate Bong troops then get crushed by the Americans
Behold, the might of the Japanese army

Don't try debating anti-Prussian posters. Their brains are so warped on account of eternal Pollack or Frog butthurt that they're unable to see things rationally.

fpbp

Even if it was good (and particularly their equipment I'd argue), there were still instances of them being quite incompetent and arrogant. Whereas the Prussians had been weighing the thought of a war for some years, and had been gathering all kids of intelligence on the French, the French generals themselves called for war even before the proper armies could be amassed on the border. And the Prussians were thus able to catch both the Armée de l'Est and Armée du Nord stranded from each other.

WWI

FPBP, they've always been /our guys/.

>Prussia backstabbed France in 1870
You realize that France declared war first, yes?

>being even more retarded then the Dolchstoßfags

>literaly says that he is a butthurt froglover