CITIZENS OF THE AVENTINE!

CITIZENS OF THE AVENTINE!

... FELLOW CITIZENS!

BEHOLD, THE ANCESTORS OF LUCIUS VORENUS

I'll not deny it friend, I have a Gallic look on me, but I'm as solid a Roman as you are, I've shed blood for Rome, as did my father and his father before him.

gavls are our greatest ally
i'm svre they vill not rebell by the third centvry

>44 BC
>worshiping dogs and reptiles
>playing the cymbals in vile Nilotic rites

GO BACK TO GAUL AND TAKE YOUR WIFE'S SON WITH YOU

*gets carried away by caesar's men*

I love how in this scene he’s trying to do the orator hand gestures that Cicero or Caesar do but he just looks ridiculous doing it.

A TRVE THREAD

GAIVS
*digging motion*
IVLIVS
*digging motion*
CAESAR
*digging motion*

>GAIVS
>not CAIVS
hmph, plebeians

Classism at its best.

>No longer eating trve roman bread for trve romans

HE WAS A CONSOLE OF ROME

XIII

TRVE ROMAN THREAD FOR TRVE ROMANS

zero points to the costume department

GO BACK TA GAUL YA GINGER KNOB

Was it autism?

is he dabbing

No, epilepsy.

You mean trying to seduce his own grand-nephew in a cupboard

ROMANES EUNT DOMUS

ALL MOCKERY OF JEWS AND THEIR ONE GOD SHALL BE KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE *makes handgestures* MINIMUM

Were there local magistrates in the roman republic?

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I AM A SON OF HADES! I FUCK CONCORD IN HER ARSE!

dont the citizens basically call him a le 56% face in that scene?

GO BACK TO GAUL GINGER KNOB

Yup, Romans were notorious for looking down on “provincials” and this elitism was supported by local benefits to the Italian population that didn’t end until the end of the third century

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*dabs in the Senate while your daughter dies*

But his people raised horses in Mutina!

SUPERIOR FIGHTING SKILLS