I- I think I'm in love, guys

...and go brap brap brap!

Mmmmm spectacular! Absolutely marvellous!

>athletic

>describing yourself as interesting
>describing yourself as articulate

Anyone that describes themselves as interesting is not interesting

>2pl8
>alternating grip

37? she looks like a 50 year old transexual in that picture

>bw deadlift

If dubs, say you want her smelly farts down your throat (as a joke haha).

>Found this last night.
>swiped right so hard my roomie heard it

Look at those biceps. Once she's done bulking and cuts she'll be so jacked

10/10 would fuck raw

heh, i was going to post ">she" and then i saw the bio.

Can't be real.

Can it?

Hold me Veeky Forums :(

24?

It's very real. This is what I get for living in Cali.

>all those victimhood points

jesus that might be a new high score

kek

>big biceps
wha

>Disabled
>Top

Hahaha

>There are sad individuals who would still try (and fail) to fuck this

I don't care who you are.. "this" Fucks you... period.

Notice how she is wearing a belt. That means she's a powerlifter and not just a regular fatty. You have Veeky Forumss approval to go ahead and have intercourse with this woman.

Would you?

what would make her think that is a good picture to put on tinder?

>POWERBABIES

》this thing Will have a degree from stanFord and will look more attractive in the eyes on an employers than you

Autistic
And disabled???

100% match for Veeky Forums autists

Lol

...

more pics? she looks good

>THICC
>knows cuck humour

would pump n' dump

Holy fuck are these people retarded

>Made me lel
I'd probably tear it apart op. Please slam it for us and photobook some memorabilia

Who here /strong not skinny/?

Jesus christ do women really have to be that fat to deadlift merely 2.5 plates?

Kek! You absolute madman!

>letting this dude assfuck you until he feels "comfortable" enough to let you assfuck him back

leftists need to be purged
When will the next inquisition start

>likes cycles

D- do you think she'll reply?

That's just 2 plates.

I cringed

better upgrade.

do all you dyels only do 1rep diddly? smfh

I thought it was funny. Hope it works.

Right now, she is showing it to one of her BFFs, and they are laughing about your sorry ass.

>do you, like, imagine this guy ?

yes.

Those are 25kg so that's indeed 2.5pl8

I don't have any noticeable mental illnesses though so I doubt it.

>40240339
I'm with you brother

This is a shit test. If you explain yourself you fail.

Just do it again. Literally reply "BRAAAAP"

This was supposed to be your (you)

>BRAAAAAPPPPFFFTTT
>oh babe you smell delicious and your so thicc can I feel those solid glutes from so much deadlifting?
>Sure hon just go easy I had a lotta preworkout and protein today to ensure I can keep my deadlift going up, after all you like women with strong hands right?
>yes babe, mmm your glutes are impressive
>BRRRAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFTTT BRAPP
>babe is that beef stew I smell?? God I'm getting so hard right now, a woman that can cook and lift.
>BRAAAAAPPPFFFTTT
>hon can you plug me up? I feel the beef stew is coming out soon and I cant lose the gains, I have competition coming up soon and I've been trying to keep my weight up
>BRRRAAAAPPPPPFFFFTTTTT
>BABE HOLD ON

.... I'm done with Veeky Forums for today...

Are you supposed to lie when women ask what's up?

I want a girl who looks completely different and feminine not a lifter for fucks sake.

You just have to polish it up a bit

>What's up
>my 2 inch micropenis

Works every time

this desu famalam

It says 45lb on the plates my dude

even that is a baby weight

poetry

Please tell me she replied

Look closer, they are 45s so it's 2plate.

What did she mean by this?

She wants to bang again.

women who lift weights produce stronger sons

why do people think lifting makes you athletic? maybe if you were oly lifting yeah but this bitch starts doing some powerlifting all of a sudden she's an athlete lol

she wants pics

What the fuck is this from? Is this a reference to something? If not this is hilarious

So, the latest CIA document FOIA thing, it came out that they spent MILLIONS studying psychic powers and MKULTRA tier shit. I just came up with the magnetic bird theory, though. Also she never replied. Guess I'm not cute enough

you sound like a chat bot designed by Gearbox

Dick pics coming right up senpai

She literally has no sense of humor. Just drop her

that she has seen that type of messages all the time before you and she is boring of that

Whenever someone describes themselves as feminist in their "about me" I always assume they're retarded. I have no problem with feminists until they make it part of their identity, because then it becomes a part of their ego.

Meh, people have shitty sex. Why does that need to be a political issue?

ya blew it, buddy...

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Any tinder profile tips?

POF is where you find the bottom of the barrel of women next to the rooms of NA and AA

Fucking died

I'm surprised she had the balls, considering how infested OSU is with SJWs

Other than fatties, the only women I left-swipe are feminists and bible-nuts
At least the female bible nuts can match up with male bible nuts, but don't expect many men over ~22 to be willing to tolerate feminists

this has to be a joke profile

has to be

Why would you cut out the profile pic. I want to see the face of the person making these inane demands

>The entitlement in this one.

why dont you just lead her on? Say you are a lawyer and ask to meet up and then just not go. When she text you where you are, just say "sorry, Im running a little late but Im almost there!"

Wright State University reporting in, gotta give it a 7/10 on the SJW scale. Is OSU really that bad?

Dear god, I desperately hope this is a Veeky Forumsizen meming us.

Friendly reminder: men are more valuable than women.

hmm
>6'5"
>90k
>wizard
Too bad it's all about the face; gotta keep mewin'

There are a lot of thirsty cucks out there.

>entitled cunt
>thinks she'll be tolerated by anyone she described