This crazy son of a bitch tried to kill me today

This crazy son of a bitch tried to kill me today.

For the past couple months I've been throwing strips of bacon on his doorstep on my way to work. When I did it this morning he ran at me from behind his garage with a fucking knife.

Managed to escape him on my bike but he saw my license plate. Should I go to the cops?

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damn. I PRAY FOR MY NIGGA RICHARD.

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>throwing away protein
Get the fuck off Veeky Forums

is this you OP?

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>I've been purposely taunting this guy every day for months and today he chased me away! The guy's a maniac!

If real keep it up

Trips deems it so

You wanna know the kicker guys?
>it was vegan bacon

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>knows MMA

>knows MMA
>implying everyone on a Mongolian Marxist Anarchy board doesn't know MMA

>deadlifts 450

Faiwed a 4pl8 1rm.

he lives in an apartment now

this is b8

Is he jaundiced from lack of nutrients, or just a nigger?

kek

>bike
>license plate
What?

this is legit autism

Basically this.
VG is pretty much a total piece of shit, but if OP got his shit beaten in, I wouldn't feel sorry for him.

Motorcycle famalamadingdong.

its pretty funny but consider the fact you harass a man at his own home every day

its fair game if he beats you desu

> knows MMA
> deadlift

What's he gonna do, deadlift you and then talk about Joe Jones?

What's his address?

This. I wanna throw him some falafel.

Hearty kek

Is he holding the knife backwards?