This crazy son of a bitch tried to kill me today.
For the past couple months I've been throwing strips of bacon on his doorstep on my way to work. When I did it this morning he ran at me from behind his garage with a fucking knife.
Managed to escape him on my bike but he saw my license plate. Should I go to the cops?
February 2, 2017 - 11:57
damn. I PRAY FOR MY NIGGA RICHARD.
February 2, 2017 - 11:57
>throwing away protein Get the fuck off Veeky Forums
February 2, 2017 - 12:01
>I've been purposely taunting this guy every day for months and today he chased me away! The guy's a maniac!
February 2, 2017 - 12:04
You wanna know the kicker guys? >it was vegan bacon
February 2, 2017 - 12:16
>knows MMA >implying everyone on a Mongolian Marxist Anarchy board doesn't know MMA
February 2, 2017 - 12:30
>deadlifts 450 Faiwed a 4pl8 1rm.
February 2, 2017 - 13:50
he lives in an apartment now
this is b8
February 2, 2017 - 15:05
Is he jaundiced from lack of nutrients, or just a nigger?
February 2, 2017 - 15:08
Basically this. VG is pretty much a total piece of shit, but if OP got his shit beaten in, I wouldn't feel sorry for him.
February 2, 2017 - 16:07
Motorcycle famalamadingdong.
February 2, 2017 - 16:26
its pretty funny but consider the fact you harass a man at his own home every day
its fair game if he beats you desu
February 2, 2017 - 17:27
> knows MMA > deadlift
What's he gonna do, deadlift you and then talk about Joe Jones?
February 2, 2017 - 17:36
This. I wanna throw him some falafel.
February 2, 2017 - 21:06
Is he holding the knife backwards?
February 2, 2017 - 22:11