How fit do i have to be to get matches?
Also, whats that Golden Combination of photos? I think it was like first one should be a aesthetic face, second should be like social proof or whatever, third should be with a doggo and fourth shirtless. Or something like that. Those who've made it on tinder (at least one match a day) please report in
I get maybe 4-5 matches a day. I just ask my female friends which picture looks good and let that algorithm thing decide which picture is up front.
Also braaaaap is a fucked way to start a convo
>BRAAAAAp
topkek
you doin' the lords' work OP
Can you please tell us your pictures? Please user
This
Ayy 2 anons matched the same girl
Then fucked it up on the first message!
I don't use any shirtless pics even though I got abs. My first one is just a good selfie and the others are hanging with friends. I have 1k+ matches
No, i stole the image from that thread because i dont have anything else that would make a good image for a tinder thread
Are you white? Serious question. Im asian and in my homeland i get 8 or 9 matches a day with random pictures. Here in australia i get absolutely 0 for weeks. I thought lifting would get me as far away from the beta azn stereotype and lots if social proof would at least get me one.
i get matches but not many dates
please tell your picture selection lads
>cullingus
Dude come on man grow up and act right for real. That was embarrassing to read.
the most important thing is to be yourself
nah, keep fucking with these hoes
tinder bitches are gross anyway
this is all i do with them
Be your best self, (respectable African American gentleman)
well said, being confident is the key
cute couple
i wonder who is the top
don't forget that girls love it when guys say "hi"
Always get consent, as well
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fucking post your picture selection or at least tell us you fucking user faggots
>cullingus
stupid faggot
heres mine im
fucking cheater its because ur 6'3
can you show us the rest of the pictures pls
only got 3
so hes only got 1 social proof and 2 random selfies
the answer is clearly be white and tall
>you doin' Darwin's work OP
FTFY
now post yours being tall aint easy you know
Is Tinder really for dating, or just casual sex?
neither of those things, just to get matches and boost egos
It's for doing experiments using pictures of CHAD
>tfw you want the D so bad you don't even care what he says
She would fuck a mentally retarded person with an IQ of 50 if he had a good body/face and a penis.
I get 5-10 matches a day on average
Lots of hotties
I don't even show off my Veeky Forums body
I dated, and had casual sex through tinder
dont date a tinder girl
>That "Chad" face
You were made for Tinder, lucky bastard.
what's your typical procedure from match>smash
You're pretty good looking no homo, have a photo in a uniform and a motorcycle though. More than enough for tinder sluts.
try to adapt my first message to the girls bio, thats the most effective method
if theyre boring, or I can't play off anything, I send out a mass message to whoever I find attractive
there are a few in particular that I use:
> Did you know that an hour of sex burns as many calories as running 5 miles?
straight to the point, gets girls who want to lay, and sometimes starts conversations non sexually
> Itunes made a mistake, you're the hottest single of the year
standard cheesy pickup line
> whens the last time you've been on a date?
straight to the point and its a good segue into asking them on a first date almost immediately (mini golf is best first date)
> Fake, too cute
very low effort, use it when I'm feeling lazy, girls still respond
never say "hi" or "hey"
usually if I dont get a girls number within the first day I message them, or within the first 50-100 messages, I'm not gonna fuck them and it's not gonna work out
Maybe. I need to get a picture of me *with* my bike with my jacket on
Also, I think the bio is important
you can't put too much there, but you can't leave it empty
>basic training picture
kys faggot
fite me fgt
whats your mos?
girls love gutiar
>of course he posted the most unflattering picture first
show dont tell
CCCCHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD!!
11B, fite me pog pos. I've got my own $0.50 blue cord as well.
For real though, pic 1 and 3 are killer.
You play the guitar, but didn't take the opportunity of showing this in your profile pic. That would've made you somewhat stand out from the myriad of people. As it is, you're just another guy. With a guitar in hand, you would seem much more interesting
hmm maybe i should eh
should I
This....
If bitches find you hot, they don't give a fuck about your bio. Look my bio and still bitches telling me they swiped right cause of my bio
If you don't have an attractive face no angle can save you.
fuck yeahhh! lucky bastard
Maybe you should
i'd need to get somone to take an action shot, taking a selfie like that is desperate
That's a very unnatural angle, so "she" may not look like that in person
Right you are, user
>Fake, too cute
a guy used that on me before but i didn't know it was a line. I sent him pics as proof :
where do you live?
UK, South West
Secure more pictures. Post them in this thread. Receive further advice
Ah nvm
Literally this. I know it's a blue board, but fuck bros, we made it.
She's in L O N D O N if anyone is interested, should i post her ig?
>her
AND YES SENPAI POST IT
How does one obtain "social proof"? I have plenty of friends, but why the fuck would I ever feel the need to take pictures with any of them? If I even brought up the idea they would probably look at me like I'm more autistic than I already am, and rightly so.
Seriously, why do normies take pictures of themselves? Social media? None of my friends use that shit
its private, oops
POST IT ANYWAYS.
This is how its done down to an exact science. You should unironically save this if you want to get it right.
Pictures should make you come off as social and having friends. Pictures not taken by you in social gatherings is best.
Having a bunch of autistic selfies with your shirt off isnt gonna help at all. Any Elliot Rodger can do that.
They're probably the kind of people that would only scare away women anyway.
Tinder is like another universe in terms of dating. Don't let your lack of success effect you in anyway, it doesn't reflect the real world at all. You will have much more success in the real world.
I get under 10 matches during the week and then 20+ during the weekends
Good selection. I get only fatties and hipsters who like my hair, but have no pictures that show physique etc. Thinking of getting someone to video me climbing and pick some freeze frames out from it.
Nice man. You're a good looking guy as well
CHAD GET OUT
just ask them to take a picture. I did the same mistake,I asked a friend to record me laying out in the beach to catch a frisbee with my shirt off, but the quality was terrible.
>After months, finally get a match
>Not as cute as I thought when I first swiped right, but beggars can't be choosers
>Set up date at local restaurant
>Date's going meh, nothing really in common, lots of awkward silence
>Date gets up, goes to bar and orders an angel shot
>Can no longer show my face in that restaurant anymore
>tfw no beach to go to and no girls to take a pic with
fuck ig if it's private
just post pics from tinder BREH
This (no homo)
Non-normie friends are useless from a dating/self-promotion perspective anyways. If your friend can't join you two at a bar, restaurant or a double-date then he is useless from her POV and she'll dont want you hanging out with him.
I live in a small (but touristic) city and usually I'm around 20 matches a week. I used tinder plus in a big city and I got a match almost each time I swiped right. Just write something unusual but funny, and put nice pictures.
Funny thing is I'm also a weeb and I just started playing Dungeons and Dragons. I've always been a nerd, and I could spend hours discussing the regional politics in Tamriel just as well as the Middle East. You just gotta be well rounded
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This is the only other body pic, the rest are just of her face
Jesus christ user
>Neither pre- or post-op
Wow, so she's an Interdimensional being?
an angel shot?
Good pics, gay bike
A drink that lets the bartender know she feels unsafe and needs to be walked over to her car. Basically a victim complex.
Bath actually
lol your post is literally the same as fucking chad reeee
>raynstorme
Ayy lmao. Walk away son.
Bio is something along the lines:
I probably make better risotto than ur grandma
getting matches 5 a week, but i live in a small city (~500k people)
r8, recommendations?
>orders an angel shot
What a fucking bitch. Unless you're serial killer tier awkward
RED ALERT
when you guys are saying how many matches a week you get, are you swiping right on everyone?
im very picky person, i swipe right like 1 out of 10 maybe
im this guy
fuck you, its my first bike
I'm planning on upgrading once I get more comfortable riding
It's the truth bro. Of course, If you are ugly with no gains, not going to work.
5 a week in a 500k city?!
Mine has 80k lol.
Maybe you should delete picture 3 and 4.
I'm this and I swipe right to everyone except fatties. But I am in a small city so, not so many matches. When I put my location to California, I got like 100 matches in a day.