Tfw 28 years old and literally 0 bodyhair growth besides shitty patchy beard genetics and pubes

>tfw 28 years old and literally 0 bodyhair growth besides shitty patchy beard genetics and pubes
>tfw pic related is my goal body

Is there any way to increase body hair growth?

visit chernobyl and take a dip in the lake

tug your nipples

>tfw I started growing chest hair and decent beard gains at 16
>tfw since 18 I've bragged to others about being hairier at every opportunity
>tfw I want to be rid of this hair but everyone will notice
I want off unaestethic chest hair ride pls

Cuck

>tfw 29, close to no beard, and not a hint of chest hair
>tfw started balding with 18 though
So it can't be low test, thanks dad for shitty genetics

t. bodyhairlet

>tfw body hair like a fucking turk

>tfw balding and hairy chest and body
>tfw basically 0 beard at 23
What a life

>mfw hairest person I've ever known

its not the greatest feel friendo

trust me you dont want tons of body hair growth

>tfw my chest is hairier than op's pic related
Feels good

I feel you.
>where do you stop shaving your pubes? I've got hair all over.

Seriously where do you stop? I've tried stopping at different places and it just looks stupid and noticeable every time. Even trimming looks retarded.

Women don't like body hair

>making out with girl in bed
>time for sexytimes
>start to take my shirt off
>she stops me
>"how about you keep your shirt on user? I didn't realize how hairy you were last time and I hated feeling your chest hair on my skin"

You know absolutely nothing, OP

all the women i've been with loved it. my body hair looks like pic related

Women don't like hair hell even beards are a meme, shave your body and face. Arms and legs are optional.

Unless you only look good with a beard then keep it OP.

Yes they do. I fucking hate my chest hair but my gf loves it so I keep it.

>tfw have thicker hair on my butt than on my head

shame your body doesn't you fat piece of shit, your women isn't your waifu pillow also

That's a rare gf mate, most prefer shaven since our hair most of the time irritates their skin.

draw fuggin pube doodles, who gives a shit lmao
seriously, anyone who's in a position to see your diddly probably wont care much about the trim

Annoyingly hairy mediterranean genes here, don't shave them just trim them with your electric clippers thing on the lower scales so its not bushy and all your hair from chest to dick looks uniform in length, and if you want clean
then just shave all your body, that's a pain though.

>tfw thick as fuck hair on my head
>crotch can become a forest if not maintained
>very hairy legs and arms
>can't grow a beard and I can only grow a treasure trail
>almost 21
JUST

You do if you're over 25 and a male who doesn't date teenagers

Most of the girls I've been with have told me to shave/wax it off.

Same, I'm 23 and have very little facial, body, and armpit hair. I have a normal amount of pubic hair, is there any hope for me?

Any suggestions for an electric trimmer? I've been using a razor and scissors but it's cumbersome, and I've finally started getting more body hair in my twenties so I guess I need one now.
Also what do you guys do with the hair? It would clog the shower drain, and it's messy to try and do it above the toilet.

>treasure trail
it's a happy trail breh

>agelet