You go hiking in the woods

>you go hiking in the woods
>when suddenly you meet this guy heckling your gains
>"you will never be as effay as me, stupid meathead!"

...your reaction?

your perceptions of life are faulty and you probably don't understand what you're doing to yourself or those you associate with, let alone all of humanity.

what the fuck is this shit? fucking androgynous elfcore?

i use this thing

too bad there's no hunter orange...

Glad he remembered the secret code for the gay hookup

>Using flames
>A default spell every character gets
>Not smashing him with your exquisite orcish Warhammer you hand crafted in dushnik yal
>Never gonna make it.

bend him over and destroy his pussy

>*teleport behind him*

Pssh

i mean i could, but i dont want to bruise the meat

anything for gains

>implying Veeky Forums goes innawoods
Be real, that little fag has probably been wandering around there for 3 days struggling to find something to eat that won't make him shit water

That sounds gross.

Man, my ex used to wear socks like that when we would fuck, I am going to plow this girl with a pair of them later this weekend and she agreeded to wear them bros I am so happy

Dunno, OP.

On the one hand, I want to point out to him that he looks like Cousin It's twink brother who got dishonorably discharged for losing his uniform and stealing laundry-day outfits from his sister, grandmother, and dog.

On the other hand, I kinda want to fuck him.

>shit water

Fuck you for reminding me of that

bend him over a log. I wont even kiss him.

I could literally rape you right now

destroy his bp

>
Why do I now think this way... when I havent left humanity behind yet?

high test. if you are already pretty high on test and start lifting you stop caring to what the hole is attached to as long as it has some sort of femininity to it

I stuff him into a tree.
For nature, since he eats plants.

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