Tfw manlet

>tfw manlet

At least her education standards are low.

Social media has made me more misogynist than years of /pol/ and /r9k/ ever did.

if you had never been exposed to /pol/ /r9k/ you would be: ay bb iiz 6 fut 13, how bow u pu dat mouf on dis sik dik

>years of /pol/ and /r9k/

>6'0.5
>6 in peep
>decent face
>decently fit

fugg I'm all of those except 6'1 (Yes, even the dick)

It's over for me, please kill me

>Yes, even the dick
that's not even that great.
t. 7.5" dicklet

It was always supposed to be a meme
Why did it have to become real?

Yes, I'll never get a girl! There's a reason I'm asking for death!

>6'7"
>kinda fit but chubby
>6" dick but get porn induced E.D.
>feels bad man :'^(

>chubby @ 6'7''

holy shit

Go be a good goy elsewhere homo

feels good man

Marfan's Master Race

>t. voluntarily exposed self to years of peepeepoopooposting

what the FUCK is that dude

I thought I had ed but it turned out condoms squeezed the life out of my dick, so now I only use magnums :^)

>that normal sized head
he looks like a video game ragdoll glitch

i am all of those things, but i'm not dumb or shallow enough to succumb to being an empty emotionally dead social meida whore chasing faggot

I may let this whore blow me but I would never admit. She the type a ho niggas laugh about in the locker room.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

t. manlets

t. 6'2 faggot.

>peepeepoopoo
>after 2014

Brah, get with the times.

>that gangly waddling out of frame

AYYY LMAO

Ayy lmao

He is going to die soon.

>Thinking women want length over girth

Yeah, 7''long is nice, but anything over that is superfluous. You can't go balls deep with an 8" weiner.

Girth, on the other hand, is key. You can have a 5''- 6'' average dong but be thick, and give the most pleasure. Also, work on your tongue game. Although I will concede that a thick 7" penis is probably the best.

No homo.

>weak 6ft2in
>high hairline that looks like it is receding
>perma-dandruff and big face
>5.5in dick with ED and diguisting circ scarring


Just end my life senpai

>tfw 6'2" 220lbs
>tfw I'm fatter than you and realize it doesn't matter

ape mode baka

tfw manlet 5.7"
and dicklet

why oh why?

I find that the more weight I lose, the bigger my dick feels and looks in the morning when I piss.

Make of that what you will.

>6'3
>7.5'' peenor
>good face aesthetics
should I start lifting brehs?

>day 43 among the humans
>they start to suspect something is wrong with my walk

>8 inch dick
>7.5 rated by peers
>fit

>6'1
Fuck my life. If I could extend limbs, I would.

>almost same fucking stats
i know that feel bro

Never figured i was short but maybe id have more luck in dating if i was taller

>tfw 6'1 is actually my goal

I think personality is the main proponent of high dating success ratio. Personally, I just want to be tall for the aesthetics of Greek demi-god mode. I also can't grow a full beard. It's probably because I'm 19. I pray to Cronos that I'll have a late growth spurt.

to

>tfw wristlet
>tfw handlet

at least my dick looks big in my hands

so delusional I rather have all of that and be a 5'9/10 manlet

I have one of those things, my height, guess where that gets me

>tfw you are 6'3", fit, have a 7" dick but have an ugly face :,(

>mfw 7.7" length measured from the top (from the bone) and 5.9" circumference around the middle, 6.2" close to the base
h-have I made it? (I'm 5'11" though)

>after 2014
>peepeepoopoo substituted for frogposting and mememagic

Literally just dub threads with frogs instead of Bateman.

It was only a meme how did it end up like this

>It was only a meme
>It was only a meme!

it's been known since the beginning of time women prefer CHAD's

how this is news to some of you boggles my mind. Doesn't mean you can't get a gf, faggots

they can get an asian gf.

>Ew creep get away from me

>6ft

That's not even tall enough to qualify for the tall bonus

I spent all those years cultivating a sense of humor and positive world outlook for nothing I tell ya

Where it will stay forever

I wouldn't recommend it breh

>tfw 6'1 with 6.5 dick

7" dick when you're 6'2 actually looks pretty shit. Ideally you need to be 8" to look big when you're over 6'

are you me?

kek

> What that Mouf do?
I'm pretty sure she's in the market for single motherhood with a chocolate love child and no alimony payments.

Dab

>5'8
>5.5" dick

yall dont kno my pain

>5'7
>6" dick

maybe i do

>6'2"
>7" Tallywhacker
That's me! Height and dick are both .5" more though.

D U B B O
U
B
B
O

get back to tending to clones we have a war to win goddamnit

Asian guy here get on my level plebs

Guy you quoted here.

I'm asian.

If a 5'11" 16 yr old took mk677 to raise HGH production and Aromatase inhibitors to decrease oestrogen(which closes growth plates), would he get taller?

5'11
7 and a half inch dick
Nice face
Fit
Good enough right

Good to know someone here knows that feel.

>6'0
>5.5inch dick
>round homely face
>not yet fit

Just kill me inside senpai

6,0 height
6,0 dick
built

insecure as hell, jfmsu fampai

>5'8"
>7" dick

feels okay

...

Yes, but how much this 16yo will grow depends on his genetics.

tfw im

6'2"
7.03 inch dick
have attractive face
have fit body

just finna ask what dat mouf do

>rated by peers
7.5 means 4.5
I am 9/10 and 10/10 rated by peers, ex-gfs and my mother, but I can guarantee you if I posted o Veeky Forums I'd just get a 7/10.

maybe it is because my 6'2" height

Sure thing. Generalizing personal experience seems to always work out.

sorry you are ugly user :(

>pic related; me
umad?

Pretty jealous

Become successful and being a manlet doesn't matter.

kek

why? you already can have any women you want

>Every time he fucks a woman it's like if I
Fucked an Amazonian...
>Mirin

imagine that thing scurrying after you in the dark, goddamn it'd be like a giant mutant mantis hunting you

>tfw 6'2 with 8.5 inch penus
i am NOT going to post it, last time someone asked i got BANNED when he said i wouldnt and then it was EXTENDED for EVADING the first one for a month

5.10 height (manlet)
6.3 pipi
8 face
a bit chubby but strong

>rich
>handsome
>talented
>famous
>deep manly voice
>charming
Remember that the manlets on Veeky Forums aren't just short; they're short AND have all the insecurities, anxities and autism of the average Veeky Forums poster. You can't compare them to a star.

>720 matches
holy shit you need to spend less time on tinder

daily reminder that catface is 6'2 130 pounds and bangs women for a living

forgot the image

>bangs women for a living
Like litterally?
He is a prostitute or a male porn star?

Locker rooms are places of respect. Men don't say trashing things about women there. Only Trump would suggest such a thing.

>7" dick

Lol, I'd rather be 5'9" with my 8" penor than a 6'+ dicklet.

The resurgence of Kek and the growth of meme magic.

Pretty sure hes an escort/stripper for old ladies lmao

dishes like these totally ruin the egg, you can barely taste it

just because eggs in sauce and shit look cool in cast iron doesn't mean its a good idea

Nice b8

6'2.5" and above average dicc
no gf though