Okay Veeky Forums am I a Chad...

>being Chad
>heterosexual

There is literally and metaphorically NOTHING more ALPHA than sexually dominating other men. You're just a beta lil' bitch boy who's too much of a pussy to step into the real arena where REAL men don't slay pussy--they slay ASS.

This. This is you.

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I always thought it was bait, not fish...?

How do you know which is a regular massage parlor and which ones give out handy J's?

>i paid a prostitute and had sex
>am i chad?

Mandela effect bro.

why kind of retard would go to a shitty gook massage parlour instead of finding a big ass escort

you americans are fkkin retarded it hurts

Escorts are expensive as fuck here

I live in DC and a good one is at least $300/hr

i paid 180 to eat out a somewhat decent asian massage chick once

felt bad afterward oh well

The gooks charge less and you don't have to make conversation or pay for a motel

Man the internet has turned so many people racist, even Asians are racist now (assuming this comic was drawn by an Asian). It's only the best to want to fuck girls of all colors.

Yeah, I paid my wife to let me change the oil in her boyfriend's car. God, it was so fucking hot.

He's right though gay porn is better

This thread

>paid to give a girl head
That's gotta be the most depraved thing I have ever heard. And I lurk Veeky Forums daily

>projecting this hard

That Elliot Rodger allusion is fucking hilarious

First off, asians have always been racist
>muh internoot
Second, fucking girls of other races is acceptable but if you want to breed outside of your own race you must fucking kill yourself

you can just see a eastern european then if u dont want to talk and theres something called incalls you dont need to pay for motel

i think escorting is fucked in america i dont think it works

>First off, asians have always been racist

Yeah fair enough, but it used to be more of a disdainful racism, but now it's an insecure racism, which is lame.

>Second, fucking girls of other races is acceptable but if you want to breed outside of your own race you must fucking kill yourself

Meh, racial identity from a political standpoint is boring.

>live in asia
>only choice is massage parlors
Also the massages can sometimes be really good. Like if the massage parlor gives shit massages and just some sex I get upset.

damn that sucks

i live in england and i can just go onto adultwork and find a escort less than 1 mile away. check her ratings and pictures. i fucked this latina 2 weeks ago

>I lurk Veeky Forums daily
ouch

It's ok. I have intense yellow fever. And potentially if I get rich enough I can eventually level up to a jav that escorts on the side.

Well... If Chad paid for a handy from a whore and got sex plus a blow job for the price of handy... I would say that's pretty Chad like

>implying

Truth hurts, doesn't it?

what happened to backpage escorts? REEEEEEEEEEEEE

I don't wanna be a grill but this thread made me ashamed of being a man if I have to share that class with some of you guys. Welp, looks like I'm non binary from now. I'll be of now to buy some blue hair dye, get my lip pierced then peruse the bad dragon website.

fucking this what happened?

>gets anything more than an hj at a massage parlor

so Veeky Forums how do I find out if a parlor is one of /those/ kind? is it just Asian or is there reviews I can see with codes? or is it just word of mouth? I wanna experience this happy ending meme.

some new rule. was pretty recent like a couple days ago.

KEK'd hard at how true this is

Kek

i have never heard of "faggy tits" before kek

>nigger so insecure has to bring race in the discussion

The wrold would better off without you lot, you bring down humanity IQ.

Whites are the niggers of the Asian world.

Neck yourself, cunt.

Btw guys op is asian. We'll wait for op to confirm. I don't need to explain why i know

> wife
> her boyfriend

you're like a reverse mechanic cuck

Fucking men isn't really that gay, having a romantic relationship with a man is full homo tier gay.

Women are automatically bisexual and are incapable of being gay

I'd say that parlour is doing a fucking good job at customer binding.

>a prostitute sucked my dick
>am I Chad?

>And I lurk Veeky Forums daily
THATS the most depraved thing here

>i paid a chick to touch my dick am i a chad?
Yes user. You are the chaddiest chad of all time. Your so chad when you google chad your picture comes up.

If you can get a blowjob at a regular massage parlor, THEN you're a Chad. That Asian girl expected she'd be blowing someone when you came in. If you can go to a legit massage place and still get your masseuse to give you some sexual healing, then I'll be impressed.

Listen beta OP,
go there again and ask for the menu.
some places have a VIP menu and a normie menu.

The normie menu is like:
Massagee 60$/h
Handjob 30$ extra
Blowjob 60$ extra
Sex 70$ extra

The VIP be like:
The whole bunga bunga party xxx$ + tip

You're day dreaming, beta
You paid

>black father

>washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/01/10/backpage-com-shuts-down-adult-services-ads-after-relentless-pressure-from-authorities/?utm_term=.ac29e98f3934
>fortune.com/2017/01/10/backpage-adult-classifieds-prostitution/

>paying for sex
>Chad

>local user experiences happy ending massage for the first time and thinks he's a sexlord incarnate
kek

>i paid 180 to eat out a somewhat decent asian massage chick once
>180
Does that include what you paid the house? Because 180 includes the mamasan's cut+full service for most places

What if you just go in for the massage but leave with some complimentary foreplay?

Relieving Veeky Forums aches and properly breaking nofap all at once sounds pretty good to me.

/thread

This would only be relevant if OP were to look down on black / white couples though. He made no mentions of them, which just makes you look desperate.

this

>Elliot Rodger
Lmao

Don't panic, the escorts moved over to the women seeking men section.

Kek

Woah