Finally find a gym that allows singles

>finally find a gym that allows singles
>they got mixed showers and random penis inspections which you have to pass

Sign me up

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How do you fail a penis inspection?

its an american thing so not having a jew cock.

if it smells or tastes like latex it means you haven't been going raw which is a bannable offense.

So it should smell like astro glide and whatever Johns asshole smells like?

sicc meme bro!! where did u cop? ifunny? facebook??

yes, just plain ass.

HAHAHAHAHAHHA HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL THREAD,BRAAAAH
Am sure reddit and 9gag will appreciate your humor

But I dont want to smell like ass.

How's your depression?

ready to hit the showers? it's almost inspection time

>go to new gym
>have to get penis inspection before using the gym twink

What do bros?

I've been better, thanks for asking though.

kek

I've inspected your pixels and they failed

I was with my mom to one

this image reminds me of when I used to be happy and uncomfortable

now I am unhappy and comfortable when I shower

>go to new gym for the first time
>they have a pay AFTER you train subscription model
>ok whatever
>train
>get ready to leave, stand in line to pay
>turns out the only currency they accept is the â‚©North Korean Won
>wtfidonthavethose.jpg
>gym police arrest me
>have to go to gym court(it was in the cardio room)
>sentenced to forced work in the mines under the gym for 6 months
>actually got pretty good gains running starting minepicking for 6 months

that's why inspection is before showers.

post guys whose penises you'd want to inspect.

I'm American, the local Rabbi here banned 3 people this past week because they failed the inspection. Filthy Christians not obeying the constitution, when we impose our strict Hebrew laws upon you, you fucking listen.

>your women takes a hotter shower than you

Embarrassing.

>in shower at what I believe to be a hot temp
>girl gets in
>blasts it up "teehee how could you stand that cold water"
>have to fuck her in the ass on the spot to establish dominance
>by the time I cum we're out of hot water because the dumb bitch used it all
>make her clean my dick with her mouth

please don't bring this meme here

well, if /reddit/ and /b/ memes like wojack and gymfalcons are being posted, than this /tv/ meme is vastly superior

>out of hot water

hows it feel living in a 3rd world country?

I have plenty of hot water, just not enough to take a half hour shower using ONLY hot water

>he knows where these memes come from

time to get off the internet friendo

>wasting energy leaving a water heater on 24/7