After years of lifting and being autistic i finally meet a hbb thats chill that comes to the gym with me

It's alright user, my boyfriend was like that too when we finally started doing it. We were friends for years before that though, so I basically just insisted through the awkwardness and stuffed it in there like a wet noodle until he got off. After that it got easier and it's all good now. You just have to work through it, it's all in your head :)

you need to have a genuine emotional bond and pay real attention to your sex mate before you can function. Sorry but you are too emotionally crippled to actually have PIV sex. This is not a myth, it is science.

you got nervous.

from your other posts you say your dick still works ok so it all points to one thing.

you got anxious and you couldn't get it up. This is a common thing for virgins and the like. You never mentioned that you were a virgin in your post so you need to tell us. If not then this girl is really spilling your spaghetti then.

you stuffed the wet noodle in your ass?
you must be loose as fuck my friend...

rolleyes

same thing happened to me and my ex the first times i had sex just cause i was nervous sorta subconsciously lol

I know this feel minus the test

It's nervs ya fag, although desu the viagra should have gotten you hard regardless. Even if you feel completely confident and not nervous at all, there is a mental block that's causing it.

My first time I couldn't get up it either, nor the second. On the third (luckily it was all in one night) I said fuck it and bought some sildenafil (stuff in viagra) and that worked. Fucked my girl for an hour straight until she came and melted into my arms, although I couldn't cum because my penis was still too sensitive. Eventually I weened myself off the viagra and stopped using it altogether. It's not impotence, so don't worry.

Hi! Few things to start off with =]

1. Yes I replied to you because you're a female lifter, 'tis an awesome thing to see!

2. I'm Brian.

3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereo typical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the Kitchen =D

It's like the mind muscle connection. You have to *become* your dick to get hard

>female

Please consult a doctor, OP.

It means that OP is in another level of porn addiction.

lmao, same thing happened to me (minus all the drugs you're taking, you should probably reconsider your life). I had performance anxiety when I first started having sex and for the first few weeks I couldn't get it in. My dick would go down every time it got near the pussy, it was like clockwork. I also couldn't cum from blowies or handies because I was too nervous and in my head about it. Talk to her. My girl stuck with me because she knew I was a virgin and she liked me. It probably also helped that in the meantime, I learned to eat her pussy and make her cum using my fingers.

What got me over the noodle-dick thing was that I created a scenario in my head (in this case, bending the girl over my bed, spreading her ass apart and just sticking my cock in) and then played that exact scenario out. You're just gonna have to be selfish and skip all the foreplay and the "b-but, what about her? I want her to cum too" nonsense. Make it about you, think about what you want to do to her and then do it. If she likes you she'll understand, she'll probably even be happy that you finally managed to fuck her. Also, I know this might sound like a meme, but stop watching so much porn.

Before I got my dick under control, I got a doctor to prescribe me viagra because I was getting desperate, but I ended up never using it until way later, just to try it out. It works like a charm, it's almost too much desu. Honestly, the viagra should've done the trick for you, unless you took it on a full stomach or you're gay. Whatever though, you'll make it. Just keep at it. It's kinda like lifting in a way.

You also might genuinely be gay, but that's a whole other story.

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Op are u taking pre workout stims, or stims from any other sources?

These can cause stim dick.

FUCK THE MISC

Do you people ever wonder what it's like to be on the other end of that? You say something nice to another person and get dismissed by a bunch of others because they think you don't know what cruelty is? This is why you're all so damaged I think, because the way you treat people is the way you think about yourself. Instead of taking kindness you turn it around and turn it into nothing, or a joke, or into something gross and vulgar because you think there is an agenda behind it. So you put that filter on every interaction you have outside of Veeky Forums, because everyone has an agenda there. "Should I tell that girl she's pretty? No, I better asperger out about it instead because of all the social ramifications, I think I am inherently a piece of shit for having an identity to begin with, she's gonna think I'm a desperate loser because I must have an agenda. Better get home and post about how my life is like that mouse experiment"

Go outside, read a book, break up your routine. This shit is not helping you.

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Excuse me, but just who in the fuck do you think you are? YOU, bossing ME around? Suck a trillion dicks. I don't have to do a single motherfucking thing you tell me. You think your hot shit mouthing off to me but I bet if we were face to face you'd change colors quicker than the fucking Aroara Boaryalice.

Just try opening you're fat mouth in front of me again, I FUCKING dare you. I can bench press 700 pounds, I drive a top of the line Lambergini and I get more pussy than Walt Chamberlane. You on the other hand watch moeshit, sleep with a waifu pillow and have a gut so huge it makes Homer Sampson look mall nurished by comparison.

I just know your going to reply to this with "LOL U MAD". Your fucking andissipating my reply. The second you post that outdated cumback I will track you're IP, find out where you live and tear you a new arsehole.

Fuck. You.

>after years of lifting and being autistic i finally meet a hbb thats chill that comes to the gym with me
No you didn't.
>first time she stays over she wants to fuck and i cant get hard at all
You never have met anyone
>second time she comes over i still cant get hard, shes literally there begging me to stick it in her and nothing
Stop pretending
>ends up almost crying because she thinks that i find her unattractive
I don't fucking care what your video game character pretend wife felt. She's not real, this isn't real and stop posting this on my faring board. Now I must be off
>BBBBBBBRrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppppp... Fffffffffpppppppppppppttttttt

it's because ur nervous op, it will stop after a few times. just make sure she understands that or she will be upset

Go "get" ready and watch porn.
Come out and fuck her.

Congratulations, you fell for the lifting meme and became gay

What the hell is this crap? If I conquered your village, executed you in front of your family and proceeded to ravage your wife in front of your corpse, it's not because I felt an emotional connection with the bitch. It's because I have a cock.

nice pasta

i have this with every girl i've ever been with, it goes away eventually.

>BBBRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPP

misc isn't about hilarious FA shit like this anymore, it's all circle jerking red necks talking about their days and "positivity" while saying how much they miss the old days, fucking pathetic

do kegels AND reverse kegels everyday, within 2 weeks you should already see a big difference. quit porn, and dont masturbate as often. no fap is a meme for virgins thinking it will somehow magically get them laid. dont drink as much and quit smoking if you do

youre welcome, now smash away

Is she having phat ass like in pic related?

>Aroara Boaryalice.
how to calculate my tdee with less mass on my sides?

You fucked up your gear OP, your hormone levels are out of wack are you taking an AI?

It could be you are taking to much or to little, i had a similar problem could get hard but went floppy after a while. Since been of gear not had a single problem.

A gram of test a week? I call bullshit. But if you want to get real, take half that test and add in some tren, you'll be fucking anything with a hole.

Lol

sometimes girls have ass just like that, yeah

And OP thought his steroids would get him laid lol you destroyed your dick

CUUUUUUUUUCK

Lemme guess...

If you're at home and you watch some porn, you get an erection as normal. You're probably experiencing anxiety. If you're a virgin, it's even worse.

My advice is to not give a shit, or fuck a few prostitutes before you try to fuck her again just for the experience.

all those years of watching porn and fapping finally pay off huh? told you nofap aint no meme ya fools

user just a skinny beta looking for attention.
sorry user

its because you are thinking about it too much. close your eyes and feel the moment rather then get stressed out about pleasing her.

LOL UMAD

the test finally fucked your biology, well you did this to yourself

kek roastie gets mad

>and a few AM radio stations