>see this
>what do
See this
Evan Flores
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David Anderson
Try to fuck it and fail to get hard like 99% of fit
Oliver Foster
Unzip dick of course
Colton Harris
>Wake her up
>If she isn't wrap her and in a towel
>Take her home and take care of her
Zachary Perez
youtu.be
LYING QUIET AND STILL
COMPLEXION AT PEACE WITH DISMAY
BY THE MOONLIT BAY
THE BOARDWALK BODY LAY
Noah Wright
*braps sandily*
Oliver Myers
>"you dont have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat these eggs"
Jace Clark
>put face near her asshole
>sniff sniff
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>what have I done
Ryder Adams
Shes an sand
Jacob Powell
First check to see if she actually is sand, if she is, put my dick in her
Camden Wood
women like this are just trying to get your hard earned sand dollars. Steer clear
Cameron Ross
make her eat a bowl of eggs
Nicholas Lopez
I think most of Veeky Forums would prefer this one.
James Carter
run home and post it on a fitness forum
Robert Cook
OHP for reps
Grayson Smith
go pound sand.
Alexander Baker
>mfw sandnigger beach
Easton Moore
kek
Brody Ward
>look around to see if anyone else is there
>if not, walk up to her
>shake her shoulder, partly to see if she is a real human, and partly to see if she's conscious or unconscious
>if conscious: ask her if she's okay because she looked like she just got washed ashore
>if unconscious: take photos of her naked body with my phone, wipe away my finger prints then leave
Kayden Wood
Draw a dick behind it in the sand and laugh at how funny I am
Leo Price
disgusting futa faggot
Veeky Forums doesn't like that, /b/ does
Josiah Hernandez
ALL the eggs... eat all these eggs.... my lady
Noah Gonzalez
I'm starting to believe the borderline depleted battery in android screenshots has become a meme and people do it on purpose now.
Aaron Robinson
>android
Do you own a cell phone?
How did you fuck this up?
Jose Diaz
Potato, tomato.
Elijah Thompson
Im beginning to believe people unironically think you should charge your phone anytime sooner than with 1% remaining
Jace Lopez
>eat pocket eggs
>go home
Lincoln Richardson
dying/10
Joseph Morales
i'm thinking anyone who cares about battery charge before the phone is dead is autistic
Easton Green
top kek
Logan Reed
fucking sand
Sebastian White
>live or die, make your choice
Isaac Moore
make her eat my eggs
Robert Perry
Use my flame thrower and see if I can glass the form before the tide destroys it.
Such beauty should be preserved.
Isaiah Gray
>approach her
>"h-hey"
>she turns over, sees me and laughs
>i walk away embarrassed
i fucking hate being a sandlet
Landon King
eggs
Jack Reed
Stim dick is a small price to pay for making it.
Cameron Perry
Make a hermit crab prison in her groin to horrify/amuse the next person who finds it.
Leo Torres
build another one near my bed