Gay guys swoon over me

>attracting faggots
Stop being gay. They can sniff your dripping boipucci .

lets not also forget about the under aged girls
why don't college sluts like me REEE

Iktfb

Gay guys fucking love me and I look like Jason Segal, I'm beginning to think I'm Marshal Eriksen

>they can sniff your dripping boipucci
>they can feel the scent of your shit-leaking asshole
Jesus, feels good not being gay

This.

This is the real issue nobody is talking about.

I have a huge, developed ass from cycling 200+ miles/week. I know your problem too well.

Women like men who can provide for them. At this age, that generally means older men.

>friends Aunt grabs my ass
Too bad she's old and nasty

just be straight dude

>not wanting to cuddle a cute 6'1" gym girl
>not running your fingertips along her chiseled abs
>not kissing her goodnight before spooning together
>not tapping each other on the butt during squats

You'll never know true pleasure, friend.

...nah ur just gay

Gay men will go slutty over anyone even remotely attractive.

End of story.

Their lives are usually very lonely, sadly.

Fpbp

You've made it.

Stoping looking like a Twink you probably have a baby face you Twink

Tbh, if gay guys like you, women do too, the gay guys are just way more overt about it.

Cougars also make their attraction obvious.

this, put yourself out there more

How do I do thatt

Are you me?
How do I cure my baby face?

Stop. Being. Scared.

Fuck off filthy degenerate

grow facial hair?

Pshh, as if anyone in my family can grow real facial hair.