"meanwhile in Veeky Forums mansion.."

>Who the fuck keeps taking my scoops!? I mean I know a lot of us live together but at least don't take all of my scoops! It's always Jake who keeps doing this.

>meanwhile in Veeky Forums mansion
>1 man lives all alone and still goes to the public gym to not feel lonely

Did one of you faggots suck me off again whilst I was sleeping? You know I need those gains for myself.

>2017
>drinking milk

Umad

The backyard is exclusively for skateboard squats lads, no funny business.

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Guys rerack your weights after ur done
>I can't be the only one doing this

good thread

>Which FUCKING dyel has been touching my silky threads!?

have at ye!

Fuck I'm sorry! You can bench where ever you want!

actually it's GOMAD

Nah, it's okay man, that was a lovely round of sparring. You're an allright dude, let's grab a pint someday.

>"dude guys I bought Pana to scream for eight hours straight in the gym"

Good idea leatherhead, let's go after we hit the showers

>see QT maid
>walk up to her
>"Are you a botanist? Because I have a large bone you need to examine."
>she looks at me weird
>realize my mistake
>been stuck inside my room on Veeky Forums all day

Guys I need help quick!
>sitting in my room
>someone randomly enters
>they're wearing some sort of bodyweight harness or something
>thinking he's probably lost, I inform him that his group is two more doors down
>he gets indignant, we get in a fight and he won't get up
What do?

WHAT THE HELL BRO YOU FUCKED UP. THAT'S THE BOSS OF THIS GYM!

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit how was I meant to know?

>No Homo®

>"we're running low on sips, place the amazon order"

underrated

Come suck it back out of me

[spoiler]no homo[/spoiler]

Just had to lower myself to drink a low-carb sip instead of an aryan white sip this morning, feels like I cheated on my mentor t b h

>tfw the magic gains saver thing that goes up and comes back down broke
>I live in the top floor Made It Penthouse Suite
>haven't been to my room in weeks

Guys I need to go to my room but I don't want to lose my gains going up the stairs, I don't want to go back to the DYEL wing pls help

Who left this dildo in the hallway?

>tfw no thicc wide hipped statues around the house

Shut the fuck up you guys I'm trying to masturbate in here

need a hand? :^)

If anybody needs me I'll be giving advice to some other dyel's in the corner while pretending I know what I'm talking about.

Oh i'm sorry

Kek

>"who activated my almonds while I was gone?"

Kek underrated

Should have done rope climbs to prepare for a broken elevator
>tfw you're the only one with functional strength
>tfw you're the only one shaped like a fridge

The first 500lb shipment of oats has arrived
>squat plugs are backordered

fight breaks out in the weight room when trapy shows ups
>shaker cups and shit stained compression shorts rain down over the curl racks.

>walk in kitchen
>empty milk jugs stacked sky high
>drawers full of raw oats (not inside if bag)
>jeff seid taking cookies out if the oven
>natty 5% anthem blasting out of the speakers

>go do cardio
>The elliptical trainer is out of gas again
I hate living here

> open drawer for spoon
>thousands of used syringes

>Rich Piana comes in to kitchen
>screams at Jeff "HOW MANY SCOOPS ARE IN EACH COOKIE?"

>anyone seen my basketball shorts? I need to go lift.

>mfw when it's cutting season and this is all I see out by the pool

"Guysssssss, the /pol/tards escaped their timeout room again!"

>"hey guys, milkman's here, somebody get the door"

>μL of milk a day

never gonna make it

I just started CT, do I really need to do this shit for a month? when does this "fitness" get good again?

It was the gains goblin, I think I saw I'm out back behind the dumpster selling OG Jack3d by the scoop.

>That feel when no qt3.14 maid to clean up your cum stained socks.

>The manlet pit hasn't been cleaned in months

...

Daily remainder that green on silver under armour hoodies must have the owner's name stitched on them.
We had 3 misplacement reports last winter guys , come on.

I thought they were using the swimming pool as a manlet pit during the winter.
That's why they removed the stairs.

>Who the fuck bought bread?

fuck you bread is AWESOME

Hello I'm new here, I just moved from London. Ummm.. where are the treadmills? And why does it smell like sour milk?

Zyzz statue just talked to me, WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT!

>fight over trappy spills into the kitchen
>Someone gets raped by a French loaf

>ywn live with a bunch of Veeky Forumsbros in a secluded mansion, training and eating all day like gladiators at a ludus
>ywn have a bearmode house cook who makes great powerfeasts, so you and your bros eat like einherjar in Valhalla every night after a long day of training
>ywn go cocoonmode with a bunch of bros and emerge from the mansion as living gods

Kek

t-t-tits or get-get the fuck out...

I did. I got some whiskey and beer while I was at it

you missed out the constant gang bangs and orgies nohomo

:(

you have brought shame upon yourself and this house with these empty calories. As a consequence your gains privileges have been revoked for the next month!

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

>hey boys, I'm making some protein cookies.
>who wants to lick the spoon?

>no fap
>starts getting horny looking at other Veeky Forumsbro's glutes in the showers.
>N-No homo..

>tfw you will always lift alone in your homegym
>tfw you will never have at least one gymbro
>tfw no competition
>tfw low drive to lift
I stil do it but the love is gone

>wake up
>eat pre-workout meal
>workout
>go to my room and drink protein shake from secret stash i stole from pantry
>proceed to community computer room
>shit post on Veeky Forums in the Veeky Forums mansion
>return to room
>go to bed

B U I L T F O R
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D-don't test me.

>wake up
>go down a flight of stairs
>trip on a skateboard
>get paralyzed
>somebody feels me up while I'm crying for help

t-thanks Veeky Forums

>ywn have this much autism

>"alright you cunts, who let those gains goblins in the manlet pit again?"

Someone tossed in a 5 gallon jug of olive oil and it turned into manlet orgy pit. The gains goblin is just there for the leftovers.

>tfw no harem of effete boys to complete the Grecian experience

gay sex

We must wait until they devour each other and only one remains. He will be the strongest.

...

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>open kitchen door

C-can someone spot me? I'm about to squat a hard attempt... but my legs are feeling weak today and I need help if I can't get off the sticking point.

>TRAPPY GET OUT

oh god fuck off

oh my god lmao

mmm breading

kek

Soup's on!

Okay, but only if you say "Please, daddy".

Wheezing kek