He dosen't do KETO

>He dosen't do KETO

I do piana keto bro

I'm glad you have seen the light my son

>tfw when trying to do keto and

>he doesn´t do intermittent GOMAD KETO
Never gonna make it, taintlet.

Eat more steak

He doesn't chew mastic gum

holy shit hahaha tell me you're not the guy in the pic actually posting yourself? jesus christ the delusion is off the charts. anyone can show a jawline with lighting + twisting their neck all the way like that. you are ugly mate

Post your body, I bet you don't look half this good.

No steak where I work (free food) just a piece of pork or beef in some weird fatty sauce

withered nightfallen mode

good b8 I fell for it. feel sorry for the guy in those pics though

Yeah that is a problem with keto. Pretty damn expensive, especially if you don't want to eat the exact same 2 things literally all the time.

No that's just Alex. He posts in like every thread about his jaw to hide the fact that he legit looks like the hero of kavach

wtf that's not the hero of Kvatch, that's the adoring fan

Everyone is a fan of this jaw. Don't be mad that mastic gum actually works

Our food money doesnt move from day to day and can only be used in the cantina. Where all is potatoes or pasta.

Nice jaw user
but those fucking ears though

>high elf mode

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

11/10

KEEEP IT UP BOYS

>Doing keto with an active lifestyle

Yeah nah. Enjoy your no gains tho

Does he even lift?

>he doesnt do 36eggs a day
Hahaha

What are you? A fat? Just because it's free doesn't mean it goes into your mouth.

Carb cycling is where it's at.

>active lifestyle
>needs carbs regularly to even walk
you are a pathetic cuck with zero discipline

I don't mind eating the same thing every night. I only eat once a day and I make it good. 400g ribeye, 600g lamb chops, 100g cheese, 2 eggs. And glass of red wine.

I spend about $25 a day on food, all home cooked.

Yeah except I box 2x a week, run 3x a week and lift 3x a week.

Again, enjoy your no gains.

Where all the veggies at though?

What's with the elf ear?

No vegetables. Only death. Zerocarb.

I haven't eaten fiber in months. Poop and lipid panel are just fine, thank you for asking.

My perfect jaw just makes my ears look more distinguished. It's an optical illusion

Excuses to stay with your shit diet. Eat shit.

I believe you can eat maintenance on keto and still lose fat.

Can I do keto eating nothing but eggs, bacon, sausage, cheese, and tuna/sardines?

I dont like meat.

I'll give you some meat you'll like ;)

Yes, all the damn vegetables and whole wheat pasta are going straight to my hips.

I only eat that and a cup of bone broth(breakfast) a day, and its 200cal-500cal dinner. Yes I also get a salad.

I use the rest of my "allowance" on water bottles

>I don't like meat
>eggs, bacon, sausage, and tuna/sardines?

????