Sexual health

Let's get a sexual health and fitness thread going. Got a mmf hetero threesome coming up, any tips brehs?

helicopter dick

2 dicks 1 chick. You just got jew'd friendo.

How do I make my erection last longer and harder? Currently my dick loses erection within 5 seconds max. Before I can even penetrate the chick. Exercises and medicines?

If you're doing it with GF, make sure you dont plan to marry this one.

lol you fucking cuck, i bet you will only watch and let the bull fuck her

To get an erect dick you need the following:
1) working veno-occlusive mechanism - this is the thing that keeps blood from leaving your dick so pressure rises -> hard
2) Working arterial system. This ensures bloodflow to dick
3) Working brain/nerves so your exited mind can trigger a boner
4) Testosterone so you can get exited
and 5) Psyke - if you are anxious etc your brain won't let you get a boner.

If you have morning wood regularly, it's not 1-4 and you have a psychological problem blocking your boner.
If you do not have morning wood, it's 1-4 + maybe 5 in addition.
If you are old: cardiovascular disease is a likely cause.
If you are on antidepressants or similar or have a neurological illness, that is the likely cause.
Low test is rarely the cause.

What to do depends on the cause.

Dump her and just fuck him

>tfw you have to constantly change positions when sleeping cause your 7inch wood gets in the way

I'm 21 and have never even held hands with a girl

Wat do

>mmf
>hetero

Pick 0.

I think it's 5. But it wouldn't hurt working out those muscles. Know any routine?

That sounds hot, but why is there a f? Why not just mmm threesome?

What sups do you take for sexual health?

I'm taking
>Maca
>longjack
>Horny goat weed
>tribulus
>yohimbine

And I can't seem to get hard.

Stop watching porn, stop masturbating.

I took this down last night. While her face wasn't bad, I assumed she had some weight, with body type listed as "average" and no pics of her body.

>get there about 7, she's smoking cigs
>offers me a beer puts on Netflix shit
>on NOFAP day 6, desperate to bust a nut so I make a move
>pressing my body into her apple- on- top- of- a- pear shaped body, making out and removing clothes
>get nakey, start to shiggy
>she gets on top after a bit of "missionary for the sole purpose of procreation"
>she chums, rather audibly
>turn her over, hit from behind
>have trouble staying in due to her thighs and ass being 2-3 times mine
>imagine fitfu, finally bust into condom
>get dressed, take condom with me and leave by 7:29
>drive an hour back home

Don't bang fatties.

I'm on day 7 of nofap no porn...Haven't seen any results yet

I think it's mostly a mental thing, the amount of test changes can't be that significant over such a short time

Slap his ass when you swap out.

>she chums
dead

Stop using condoms

Cardio + kegels.

>27
>just developed a foot fetish
Why?

Got any other bad ideas?

it's all mental and porn is really the issue. takes a lot longer than 7 days to undo years or porn, but just keep at it.

5 inch long dick exactly 6 inch girth exactly how bad is this bros?

My 8' has never given me that problem so I think your lieing. Though I have been told I'm a restless sleeper... maybe that's why but I doubt it.

I like to sleep on my stomach

This. Why spoil something special with a roastie?

will cardio make me last longer?

It can take a very long time to reset, so don't get discouraged

My dick gets sad when I use condoms. What do? Not that sex doesn't feel nearly as great, I also can't really seem to stay hard which I never have problems with when going raw

Your penis is 8 feet long?

>get ultra thin ones
>Open two of them for one session
>At some point in the beginning, remove condom #1
>then when close, say you wanna switch positions
>slip condom back on
>bust
Literally foolproof

We're on a chan full of virgins but there's still not a single guide "how into sex"

I dont see a problem in that. My dick goes flat with condoms. I used them a couple of times always the same thing instant death to boner. Fck dat mate

Whats the best way to stop jerking off/watching porn.

Arnold looks like he feel really good being that big probably in his mid late 20s here.

You probably need larger condoms mate. You can calculate what condom size you need on some websites

I started NoFap and was doing well. But I had the fucking biggest wet dream on night 4 and came more than I have from sex in years.

>tfw the backside of your ballsack has been uncomfortable for almost a year now
>doctor says it's not prostatis but just pain from straining too hard at gym
>tfw I haven't had a good fap session in forever
>tfw the heavy hitters in my porn stash aren't working either

Are my nuts dying?

You're becoming a man Johnny

>mmf
>hetero
shiggy diggy

I might have sex for the second time in my life on thursday. Will an actual good experience undo the damage done by my awful first time?

How to beat PE.

Yeah I know the usual shit, jack off first, wear a rubber, but I want a long term thing.

Have more sex.
After I received a gf & daily sex I started to last for much longer.

I bet almost everyone had an awful first time, you'll get over it.

Keep yourself busy with other things like hobbies or socializing. Watching porn or fapping out of boredom is a thing.

I've had multiple girlfriends. My last one, i started out with loads of stamina, used to make her cum like, 8 times per session. During our three year relationship my stamina became so bad she no longer enjoyed sex.

Kegels

Go out somewhere, friend's birthday, some sort of celebration, group training, whatever. Don't look out for girls. Work on your talking game with friends or mates. When a girl shows up for some reason on your day , play it cool,talk with her as if you know her since forever. Keep trying but never stick to one girl.
Consider that the first 1 to 15 girls you meet may not like you, that is normal, and you are 21 so no hurries.
In the worst case scenario , you will experience more with woman interaction and will be one step closer to holding hands.
Godspeed.

I used kegels, made it worse. left it a while and it got better. Then i tried reverse kegels instead. Got worse again.

How does I into high test?

yeah
i-i t-t-thought thats average??

My gf may be preggo.
I'm 21 and losing it over it.
Only relief from the nervousness is working out.
Had good results and body seems to be toning somehow, but my sleep is fucked.
What do?
Don't want to be a father yet, and really want to break up with her. There have been 3 scares so far in a 3 years relationship and the sex is not that good at all.

Slip plan b into her food or accidentally knock her down a flight of stairs, idk what you want besides doing the talking with her about it, ya dingus

If I've been fapping for 5 year 5 times + a week, can i get dick gains if I stop fapping for lets say a week or month?

>mmf

Faggot.

>TFW the only guys interested in you are fat
>TFW your best friend starts hitting on you but he's fat too
>TFW you can't get any dates because all the hot guys are taken
>TFW I can't fuck someone's reading list so I get called shallow for rejecting fats

Yeah, don't pull out of her ass too quick. Also spit roast her.

Truly the patrician fetish

Kegels help also doing some cardio will make you do better in general. It should help your psyche doing those things (e.g. "I did some kegels this week and I ran 10 km fast and easy. Performance wise, I am really ready to give my partner great sex.")

Help one get jacked

Fuck the same thing happened to me. Idk what happened

Find one who is working on it.
Or someone you can push into fitness

Nofap is good for breaking a masturbation addiction, but don't ever try and make a rational decision when your dick is in control of you. Always fap before something like that, then you'll look at her and realize what a terrible idea it is.

Hopeful you've learned not to just not bang fatties, but to think before you act.

Why is the head of my dick so sensitive?

It doesn't exactly hurt when I touch it but it just feels hypersensitive and uncomfortable when I do.

Anyone have a similar problem?

Its meant to be that way

yes

i dont have a solution

if i beat off with lube and rub my head to cum after i do it gets super sensitive and unpleasant to rub anymore

Guys are sensitive about that sort of thing, and fatties tend to relapse.

I tried to do that recently, basically, but he kept showing up at my house with "treats" cause he was "so stressed". Stopped seeing him when he started regaining weight.

But how do you hit on guys at the gym?

Don't bullshit me senpai! How do people without foreskin walk around without being in constant discomfort if that's the case?

Yeah I just wanted to jerk off less. Don't regret it too much, I dated a fatty for 2 years in college but kinda wish id hold higher standards, since I'm slowly getting back to my sophomore year level of fitness. I just wanna bench 215 for reps again, man. Struggle with body weight now. I do think pic relayed applied to me though, in a way. I feel less motivated to work on myself when I'm in a relationship, now that I'm single been out of college for almost 2 years I'm applying to law school and hoping to get fucking joocy again. As our great Lord and savior Zyzz once said, we're all gonna make it brah

location of neurons directing foot control and location of sexual arousal center in brain are very close. extremely common for the neurons to compete for space and experience overlap, resulting in development of foot fetish

or maybe you're a fucking weird piece of shit

how to lose virginity?

>Krillin
>Weak Bitch

bitches don't know bout my destructo dick

If you have to lie on the internet at least make it crédible bruhhh
I have an 8 inch never had that problem

Because it gets desensitized rubbing against jeans all day, as well as the actual circumcision destroying many of the nerves in the penis

I hate it when my cocks get wrapped around each other when I roll over onto my side

Good advise or you know if you are a virgin and get it out of the way a hiker may be what you need.

It's true desu
Krillin got hurt by a bullet recently, started training again. 18 is definitely a femmdom and definitely fucked 17 at some point, probably right before he got absorbed by cell

The Destructo Disc is the most deadly attack in the fucking series. It makes arc villains shit themselves.

Krillin is a fucking insane beast. He's just lazy and doesn't apply himself.

Also by your own autism logic 18 shouldn't kill gains because she's a robot, not a real woman.

>Want to do gf all the time to the point it annoys her
>Start hitting the gym
>No longer horny for gf at all, sex seems like a chore, I'd rather have a quick fap that spend an hour on sex
>Gf feels no longer desired
What do

I don't think you have a gf or go to the gym

get off the computer

This shit's fun. Find you a nasty one who likes getting DPed.

Wrong.

>krillins destructo disc could hurt goku black
>krillins destructo disc could hurt cell
>krillins destructo disc could hurt vegeta, goku, gohan, other high fighters at current
His power level is too low, bub. It's like you trying to dead lift 2pl8, just can't happen

Hey I need some advice here

>go to uni in other state
>have gf for two yrs there
>she graduates a semester before me
>she lives 4 hours away
>stay together over the summer and following semester
>finally graduate
>don't move to her area
>she gets pissed
>past month has been not great
>small fights that don't seem to be resolved
>she's still unhappy that I didn't move to her area

I am not sure where to go with this from here, the first year and a half of our relationship was great but we have been having strange small arguments for a while now. What do?

>live 4 hours away
If you don't move in with her, or plan to within 2 months, break it off. You'll be happier in the end. I know from experience desu

>4 hours
Lost cause.
I live 2 hours away from my gf, we each commute 1 hours to see each other, and it's still a pain in the ass that strains the relationship.

Yeah I have thought about doing that, I think the good times we had in the past are holding me back though.

oh I fucking forgot Cell shrugged off a direct hit nm.

I'm in the same boat
For me it was just talking to my girl
Activate her or have an emotional/intimate conversation with her before
If that doesn't work spend less resources on her by not taking her out for dinner, movies, etc.

If you mean that you can have sex for longer periods of time then, Yes.
If you're worried about premature ejaculation you could just train your pc muscle through various exercises.

what I mean by hetero is im not fucking the guy, I know it isn't full hetero but it isnt exactly gay

You could start by plz b Minneapolis

I think this might have been early 70s before he really started to lean out, dude really was the greatest

Just lost my kiss virginity ( 25yo) a few months ago, she "cucked" me the week after lmao , but ever since nothing.
How do i kiss brahs?

You're meant to do both.

When you're about to cum, reverse kegel as hard as you can. Once you've trained enough you'll be able to stop yourself from busting.

Worked for me anyway., took 1 month of kegel sessions once a day.

lol no, even better - Texas

Bull? What the fuck?

Bro jacking off isn't just going to convince you not to bang fatties. It's going to convince you not to bang ANY slut.

>feet
disgusting

>Two exposed boners in the same space, entering the same holes
>Hetero