Three Questions

> orc / redguards
> breton
> dark elf

>nords and orcs
>i'm a slavic and anglo mix so I guess nord and breton
>Dem imperial ladies make me go mmmmm

I love both of you.

My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?

>all these Nords not giving credit to Tamriels most naturally gifted warriors

Typical.

>Most fit
Redguard and orc
>Most like
Redguard and Khajit
>Procreate
Dunmer or Imperial

At least we can all agree High Elves are shitsuckers, amirite?

>At least we can all agree High Elves are shitsuckers, amirite?
yes we can negro

>Imperial
>Imperial
>Imperial

>unironically being a negro

Imperial master race checking in.

>>which Elder Scrolls race is most fit
Thalmor
>>which race are you most like
Thalmor
>>which race would you procreate with
Thalmor

Not a race

Thalmor and Altmer are synonymous.

It's so funny that this isn't shopped, and yet he looks like he's ready to go hunting in Valenwood. Sad!

Spotted the guy that only played Skyrim.

Fittest
>orc
Most like
>I wanna say khajiit cuz dat agile ottermode but I'm not a fucking gypsy scumbag
Procreate
>gimme dem lusty argonian maids all day

Orcs
Breton
Altmer, Nord, Breton

t. redguard

I didn't realize how ridiculous his ears are until a few days ago

Spotted the guy who doesn't even lift.

filthy green skins are most fit
i'm a Breton since they are based on bretonnia >tfw no more crusades
ALL the races.

>most fit
orcs
>which race are you most like
Nords
>which race would you procreate with
Argonians or a Breton

Most fit
>Redguard
Me
>Breton
Who would I impregnate
>Tfw no big booty redguard gf

>Veeky Forums related

>>which Elder Scrolls race is most fit
Nords
>>which race are you most like
Nords
>>which race would you procreate with
Nords, Elves, Orcs, Argonians

CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER

>implying anyone shit posting for nords actually played elder scrolls or knows its lore
/pol/ kiddies just see color and go with it my dude

correct post, everyone else is wrong

>nords
>orcs
>orcs

Thalmor are an order comprised mainly of altmer, they aren't the same thing

Lrn2 lore, faggot. Thalmor are the enforcing military and governing branch of the latest Aldmeri Dominion which is a collective of Altmer and Bosmer forces that have also taken over Khajiit territory.

>Most fit
Fit as in athletic Khajiit
But Veeky Forums Orc or Nord. Anyone saying Redguard is purely blac
>Most likeBosmer
>Would fuck
Anything but Niguard and animal races. well they are animals desu

>>which Elder Scrolls race is most fit
argonians always
>>which race are you most like
dark elf
>>which race would you procreate with
all of them

To be fair argonians did grow up in a jungle swamp so I could so that

Orc for strength, Cat Gypsies for agility, Nord and imperial for all around

I am an american Mongrol so a mix between Nord and Imperial.

Obviously Nord.

>He doesn't know how argonians are made

CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER

>which Elder Scrolls race is most fit
I think Nords and Orcs start with the highest STR, wood elves have highest agility
>which race are you most like
Whichever one is autistic ugly and weak
>which race would you procreate with
Any of the elves

Nord
Nord
Nord

WE

>which Elder Scrolls race is most like fit
Probably DYEL wood elves who can't even bench 2 pl8
>which race are you most like
High Elf because I'm a condescending prick
>which race would you procreate with
High elf main with dark elf side chick

Orcs my nigger.

>Orc Sorc

>most fit
Redguard
>which race are you most like
Redguard
>which race would you procreate with
Redguard, Nord, Imperial.

khajit because i am a faggot
khajit because i am a faggot
khajit because i am a faggot

>question is about physical aspects
>these plebian faggots don't even know the lore I bet
kys faggot.

>which Elder Scrolls race is most fit
>Regards are the most naturally talented warriors in tamriel
>Ra Garage literally translates to warrior wave

Just fuck right off.

You know, I've had a hard time deciding which side I was gonna go with ever single time I've played Skyrim and never ended up choosing.. but you and all the other Nordic scum are gonna feel the Imperial smackdown when I play again.

>most fit
Forsworn

>most like
Forsworn

>procreate
Hagraven, Forsworn, Breton

Praise the old gods. Get the fuck off my land Sven.

Orc, get that double damage/half damage taken once a day.
Plus they have solid jaws.
Would procreate with a nord.

if you answered the last two differently you're a degenerate

Nigga, falmer were there long before the reachmen

>not wanting to mix the strengths of your race with those of another

They colonized rightful Dwemer clay.

>regard
>being Veeky Forums is about instinctually fighting better
>not just about being the strongest and fastest

you must be black

>wanting to multiply the weaknesses of two races and diminish whatever traits they've specialized

The Dwemer are extinct, the farmer are not

Morrowind Khajiit are best powerlifters. Their legs were made for hip drive.

I'm like a Breton I think. Beta and a manlet.

I want a strong Nord woman or an Imperial

What does Veeky Forums think of Morrowind?
>tfw to intelligent for skyrim

fucking cliffracers everywhere

it's so fucking broken

/v/ fuck off

Thankfully they're only in 2 games eh and extinct in future versions.

That's like saying nazi and German are synonymous. Learn your lore you fucking nerd

>implying lifting isn't irl stat grinding
>implying over half of Veeky Forums isn't ex-/v/irgins who wanted to be as swole as their RPG characters
Why do you think there's so many fictional cbt threads all the time?

CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER

>not understanding new strengths can be created or refined and previous weaknesses can be nullified completely by mix breeding

CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER

Yeah that's called eugenics and it's a war crime.

CHOO. CHOO. MOTHERFUCKER.

Suck my dick cunt

>Implying falmer would want to leave their basements after after centuries of adaptation.

>Whichever one is autistic ugly and weak
So falmer

It's called me sleeping with every white woman who gives it up so this bullshit fucking race crap can hopefully one day come to an end

Fucking surface normies get the fuck out of my dungeon REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Awaken my masters

CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER!

>Nord
>Wood Elf
>Khajiit (Not cause I'm a furry, their accents are hot af)

>which Elder Scrolls race is most fit
Orcs
>which race are you most like
Nord
>which race would you procreate with
Dunmer, I want a telvanni sugar mama with a swanky shroom tower

>which Elder Scrolls race is most fit
Argonian - the dunmer used them for slaves for a reason
>which race are you most like
Dark elf - Hardy cursed people, plus if I live in Morrowind I can't go see Vivic and maybe get on that CHIM
>which race would you procreate with
Dark elf or Redguard - im into darker skin

that's really niggery of you.

there'd be no "race crap" if the only issue was skin color.

there's also culture average intelligence and health aspects to consider

> Night Elf

That's literally all they do now. They want to genocide fucking everyone and take back the surface

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1448064/

it's literally healthier to have children within your race.

> Not realising you're just being a useful idiot to Ulfric

CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER

>Regurgitating /pol/ bullshit
>Implying it's nothing more than a skin issue for most of the ignorant, uneducated shitheads who also identify your bullshit as "issues"
>Not realizing the same people who fed you that information aren't looking at it from a monetary standpoint first and foremost
>Living a lie in 2017

>Most Fit
Orcs
>Which race are you most like?
Orc
>Which race would you procreate with?
Orc. I would snag one with big teeth that she could use to jack me off with.

>being this "woke" about government studies

Orc

Redguard

maormer to have ottermode children

>Ignoring the conclusion stating that although mixed race children are at a higher risk for "negative" experiences/habits, the study actually revealed it was still relatively low

Of course mixed race babbys would be at a higher risk for everything mentioned in the study. Being mixed but only seen as a nigger by your peers for having "shitskin" would stress your average individual out to the point of drinking, smoking, or "feeling blue"

>Fun fact: I was reading the study before/during you redirecting me to that post

>>which Elder Scrolls race is most fit
Orcs followed closely by Redguards
>>which race are you most like
Redguard
>>which race would you procreate with
Redguard or Nord

Reminder: Redguards are the only race who have successfully repelled the Thalmor dogs from their homeland.

>most fit
orcs
>which race are you most like
imperial
>which race would you procreate with
id honestly fuck again and again make my wife and have a family whit a argonian
i dont know what is it about them but they are so fucking hot

>wanting to put your kids at a disadvantage when you could just as easily not do that

>mixed race kids only feel out of place when theyre around whites, they're absolutely fine with minorities even though they're half white.