>You are hired as a personal trainer for a client's son
>The client invites you over to his home
>He shows you to his son's bedroom
>He asks you to motivate and discipline him
>He leaves you alone with his son, and leaves the house for a while
>You open the door and see pic related
What do, Veeky Forums?
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First thing to go is that bong.
>put on jason mask
>throw his anime display case over
>tell him if he can't do one push up i'll push my cock in his ass
First thing to rip is that bong. Then smoke some more weed. Then we can go to the gym tomorrow.
frontload him with 5 cc's of tren e sub Q right into his neck fat
That would sting
tell him what i'm there for and proceed to kick his ass everyday. Tell him daddy failed and I'm the man of the house. Beat up his dad. The family dog will like me more than anyone who lives there. Renovate the house, we're gonna be a home gym masterrace. Old dad is gonna sleep outside with doggo, I'm railing your mom now.
I'll leave when he's motivated
For u
Molotov the place and drag him to a 3rd world country.
Way i see it either
A) Gets ripped in order to survive
B) Dies
Win win either way
Put him down, he's beyond saving, anyone that goes on both /a/ and /v/ can never leave
Weeb out for a bit. Proceed to pummel him into submission, break half of his shit, and then discuss training regimens.
You're a big guy?
He has some spicy maymays on his wall. 10/10 would smoke drugs with.
Put up a poster of Vegeta.
"I'll carry you to grandmaster if you lose 2 pounds a week"
Tell him why I'm here
Ask if he really wants to do anything
Make a deal were I can do something else while he plays games
>only one nichijou picture
into the thrash it goes
is that an obama phone?
What? no ment?
>"I've failed as a father so now I'm a parental cuck... p - please raise my son"
This sad story makes me respect my father.
>PARENTAL-KEK
>Parental-cuck*
1. Wallmount the screens and get cordless keyboard and mouse, he'll have more usable deskspace this way.
2. Ban soda, snacks,takeways and junkfood.
3. Get rid bong
4. Form exercise plan
Hey dude, you like anime?
Ever wanted to be huge like Goku or Guts?
Ever wanted to punch a tank in half like Kenshiro?
>Piccolo
My nigga
>I'm more into shojo and moe
"Those girls will never want you if you can't even throw them over your shoulders and squat them, bro"
lol is that u OP not wanting to read sticky?
nice fake filename too
>squat
A 40 kg qt should be OHP at least, if not curled.
He wil almost certainly die, also not everybody is ripped in third world countries lol
>He thinks everyone in 3rd world countries is ripped
Amerilard education
turn 360 and walk away
Ask him if he wants to change or not. This is fixable, he isnt even that overweight. Take the guy to kickboxing once, bjj once, swimming once and to the gym couple times and ask what he liked to do most.
"I am going to fuck you in the ass every day until you are strong enough to stop me."
Make him to my sissy bottom bitch.
"What makes you think I would try to stop you?"
Why are you leaving the poor doggo outside?
Remove all the posters from the wall and get some decent framed stuff instead.
Declutter the desk and cable management.
Brighter/better curtains..they look yellow and depressing.
probably open the window.
he clearly likes filming things as hes charging a camera so i'd say cmon lad lets go film some shit and go for a long ass walk, get him excited about going outside.
Once the walks are not as challenging, encourage to lift weights.
Get him into more social situations.
get him a job.
winwin
make him lift for his waifu, or she will be disappoint de geso.
>dolls in a case
I fucking cringe everytime I see that shit in a battle station thread
>Build repore
>Ask about his interested
>Try to find some parallels between whatever he's into and lifting to build excitement
>Show him the joys of gains
Pro tip: you don't motivate people by sodomizing them you fucking idiots
One punch man routine (edited). Not even kidding.
Rapport is the word you were looking for
no it was definitely rape you dumb dumb
And by "go" you mean take a huge hit and play CoD for 4 hours, right?
Give him mastic gum so he get work out while he plays videos games
I was gonna say this or something related to dragon ball
Didn't know elves have huge areolas
extra from the shanara chronicals
Why roll up the shorts if your legs are fucking tiny rofl what??? Put on some fucking sweatpants... and a sweater for those cute little areolas
in the conan comics thats how he meets some badass warrior chick, she raped by daemons every night at the instruction of some old witch until she could fight and kill them all
that's a lava lamp you dumb stoner
above the cell phone is bong
Make him watch Legend of the Galactic Heroes. After that, move onto classical literature. He will be ready to lift when he is self actualized.
Tell him if he gets in shape he can enjoy his hobbies longer by living longer.
After the gym we watch anime and eat chicken+rice together while talking about our waifus.
hello mr spock
This honestly made me think.
If I'm in no need of money, I'd probably rip his posters apart, unplug his devices, break his bong, etc. I'd confiscate his figma and monitor. Since he's probably autistic, he won't report me to the police. I'd let him curl for days as the sinking depression buries him under the hole of his past mistakes which brought him to this point, and once he realized lifting will improve his life, only then will I SS.
