Lose 50lbs over the last year

It's just a social thing, just take it and have a bite then put it away saying you'll finish it later.
Don't be so fucking autistic

They secretly resent you because you remind them of how lazy they are

Where do you work, OP?

Sounds like a pretty toxic environment if that actually happened. Have you considered you might just be overthinking the situation and nobody actually cared that much?

>then a beagle

>forced to eat something to appease social norms

Yeah, no. You're showing everyone your beta as fuck if you do this.

>Hey Timmy, eat this donut
>d-donut? b-but I d-don't want to...
>I said eat this donut, Timmy.
>o-okay, sorry...

B e t a a s f u c k

Work in a NOC as a security analyst. You can imagine the type of people I work with.

50 year old fat bitch is one of our project managers.

get out of here zipperhead

Happens at my work too.

Just say you're still full from breakfast/lunch OR complain that your stomachs been bothering you.

If you go the full route you have to do the "Haha no I can't I'm so full!" While making open Palm hand jestures and shrugging with a smile on your face.

They try and get me too OP

Is that the picture of you at a triathlon? I remember you, you gay faggot.

No wonder this place is filled with lonely and autismo kids still going >tfw no gf even after they become fit.
Not everything is there to be screened under a beta or alpha filter you retard, just accepting a simple normie ritual who bother sharing some food amongst colleagues.
Don't even need to eat it there, taking it is already enough.
You have to compromise with normies, if you ever want to be a likable person at least
Fucking nerds

>tfw everyone at my office is either former military and/or lifts

Feels good man

This shit angers me so much. I have to make weight every couple of months for kickboxing and people make a big scene whenever I turn down food

plz dont eat my beagle.

this, fuck people

t. beta who gets stepped on by everyone he knows.

are you me?

Kek

what do you do?

Fuck those cunts. They weren't polite. They should respect his decision to not east a donut.

>People ask if you want some food
>You turn it down
>People attempt to peer pressure
>It fails
>They give up and learn not to do it again because it gets a negative reaction.
>You don't get asked if you want any food any more

This is how it happened to me. Be assertive and professional, and people will (mostly***) treat you with respect.

>dogs BTFO

No but do you want to be friends? :^()

I've got a story sort of like that.
>Walk into supervisors office with paperwork he needs to go over
>Offers me a sugar cookie
>I thank him but politely decline
>Understands that I'm a grown man and doesn't pester me about why I do not want the cookie
>He moves on with his day and I mine
Seems to me like you aren't commanding the respect of your peers user. If your recount of the event is accurate, then I'd wager to say you work with a bunch of little bitches.

friends who turn down shitty food with reasonable social expectations, yes.

>mfw

>then a beagle
>then a dachshund
>then a Labrador retriever
>then a German Sheppard
>then marmaduke
>then clifford the big red dog

When will it end user?

Just because you work in an office, doesn't make the staff cultured, polite, or even intelligent.

My office is filled with people who: dress poorly, have terrible manors, and terrible common sense.

I'd wager a lot of offices are like that really.

its a doggy dog world son

That sucks my man. Keep working at it though, they resent you because they envy you!

>you gay faggot
>you orange orange
>you female woman
>you black nigger

Sure. I completely agree. However, even my least socially competent peers are tolerable because they've gotten to know me and understand that I value professionalism. There's a perfect balance between being the office doormat and being the tight-ass no one likes. Sometimes I lean more towards the the latter as productivity and earning a living are more important to me. What I'm trying to get at is that if you make it clear how you expect to be treated in your workplace (without being a dickhead about it) people will generally catch on and your work experience will be more pleasant.

"Sorry I can't I'll be having sugar cravings all day if I do!"

Not that hard faggot just disarm the situation and move on.

just eat a fucking donut you whiny fucking baby. its like you think you are above everybody for not eating a fucking donut. jesus fucking christ

kek tbqh

>Just eat the donut! Why do you think you're better than me?
Pic related

Yeah, come on op have a donut!

ITS NOT YOU, They do this shit to make themselves feel better

>*tilt head so fedora shadows my eyes*
>Heh...nice try, but...
>*raise head so glasses shine in the office light*
>You'll have to try harder than that--I didn't get here eating that bullshit, and anyways...
>*zoom in on my good eye, I smirk*
>There's one of me and only twenty of you!
>*katana chinks*
>Let me introduce you to...
>...Inazumi-yaki!

Network Administration

>cmon OP just have a donut
All these faggots.
Stick to your guns OP, if you dont want something then just say no, explanations are not needed.
People that pester others to drink or eat are the fucking worst.
I never have to repeat myself, the less words said assertively the better, if you try to humour the situation with explanations and gestures of even excessive smiling it makes is seem non-genuine and that you yourself dont believe what you are saying.

I'm a network engineer for a MSP. Everyone I work with is a fat fuck. The office gets free food on Fridays, usually pizza. They got salads instead a few weeks ago, the disappointment in the office was hilarious

...

what dog breed has the best macros?

>OP ignores massive social signals
>Declines donut and pisses off literally the entire office
>Anons join in the circlejerk

I've been on Veeky Forums a long time, and this is the most autistic thread I've ever seen

You made them realize that they had no self-control and they wanted to bring you down to their pig level. Congrats on not taking the donut (unless you were a dick about it).

I'm 10% bf and I eat donuts here and there. Fucking love donuts. If I was offered one I'd say hell yes. Just eat a bit less the rest of the day if you're a meal tracking autist retard which you seem to be

>stick to your guns

Not eating a donut somehow makes you a hero of dieting?

(YOU)

so sounds like you are to weird to work your diet around 1 donut?

It's not even just a fat/fit thing. People trying to get you to eat shit is the most annoying thing ever. I was always a picky eater growing up and people would regularly try to browbeat me into eating food I knew would probably make me gag just to be "polite". Just let me eat my tendies in peace.

test.

Fuck that shit. Yeah, a donut probably won't hurt, but that's not the point. I don't care if you're on a strict diet or a fat fuck - the only reason to take a donut is if you WANT a fucking donut.
>hurt eat this to "be polite"
What utter fucking nonsense, what is wrong with some people? I have literally NEVER encountered this retarded expectation (with the exception of like fancy ass parties where tons of effort was put into the food, and obviously it'd be weird and implication-laden to eat nothing all night without good reason). The most a refusal of junk will get is a friendly "oh go on," which really just functions as reassurance that the person won't be judged or that there's plenty for everybody if that's what's holding someone back from indulging, rather than any actual pressure to eat it. If someone doesn't want anything, it's no skin off anyone else's nose, and why the fuck would it be?

tell a recovering alcoholic that they're too weird to fit one drink into their sobriety

>brazenly wasting food just because you're too pussy to admit you don't want a fucking donut and are surrounded my psychotic weirdos who for some reason have a problem with that
Go fuck yourself

apples and oranges fatty

>at work and someone brings doughnuts
>Don't have one because reformed fatass
>nobody says anything about it

Sure am glad I work with normal human beings and not the gutter trash in your office OP

>"OP, would you like a thing"
>"No thanks"
>"Okay"

That is normal polite behavior.

>"OP would you like a thing"
>"No thank you"
>"C'mon they're (positive variable)"
>[Declining increases]
>[Pressuring increases]
>Individuals not immediately part of the initial conversation join in the nagging, for the sake of nagging rather than ensuring a pro-thing agenga

That is autistic. An entire office of people being that involved in a good transaction. Fuck those people. Fit or not, nobody should impose their desires on you.

You are free OP. Live the dream.

>caring about the opinions of people so weird and pathetic that they think it's impolite to not happen to want a donut, and don't think it's impolite to dogpile that person

>lol food addiction doesn't real
Fatties are junkie as fuck

You have a fucking donut when you, and only you, want a donut. Anything else is cuckolding.

I bet you watch Blacked.com exclusively.

A donut won't kill you. You're the one being autistic and not being able to behave normally in a social setting, don't blame others.

Being unable to accept that someone doesn't feel like a donut is normal behaviour?

>have terrible manors
They should hire a grounds keeper. Preferably one with animal experience to care for any beagles on the property.

>don't like taking food or drink from strangers
>don't like eating anything unless I make it for myself
>always in situations where people make me feel awkward for not eating or drinking what they offer

what the fuck

>cmon user it's just cocaine! everyone took a snort, what the fuck are you socially inept?
>cmon habibi, we worked so hard to kidnap and drug this teenage aryan, why won't you take your turn raping her? are you that socially inept?
>nigga waddya mean you don't wana cap this pig? we already killed a bunch of cops last week its your turn, what are you some kinda social outcast or sumptin?

Kek

Replace the donut with the gay agenda and you've got what's wrong with Western society

Nice to see that huge "just say no" campaign paid off.

THANKS NANCY REAGAN

you might think these type of stories are all fiction, senpai

How about just don't eat the fucking donut and also don't be a whiny bitch fuming and waiting to take out his anger on myanmaran wax sculptures my forum....

This just shows your "self restraint" is weak and/or built on disrespect for others rather than a respect for the self. You shouldn't fault them unless they actively force you to eat it.

They are projecting their guilt on you if you the fit user eats it then those fatfucks would feel better they ate it fuck em

Question: I work with high school kids, and for my birthday some of them brought me home made cookies. I've already lost the weight I wanted to, but I don't eat sweet stuff. Do the rules change versus office coworkers to you?

I mean I ate a couple of cookies, and I finished them off over two weeks, but if an adult tried shoving cookies at me then I would avoid it.

I've been there man, went on a year long deficit and changed my life. Honestly though just saying "I'm good I'm not hungry" or "I don't like that" is a 10x better response.

The last girl I dated worked out and kept a sick body but she would always turn down food or different things in front of people citing her "diet" and it did come off just unnecessary and douchey almost even though I knew that wasn't her intention at all

I laffed

Because a donut is exactly the same as cochineal right? Moron.

Being given a gift is very different from being offered a snack that's open to everyone. It's pretty damn rude to refuse a personal gift, no matter how bad it is.
In this scenario, you can always maybe have one or two if need be, then "save them for later," take them home and just unload them onto someone else, and if you like comment on how great they were then next day. Or have one or two, and share the rest around to get rid of them.

Okay, yeah I had lost all the weight to bring myself to a maintainable weight, but I was on a cut. As they are children I felt that that is was okay to eat their gift as they don't fully understand the nuances of a diet (which is okay). I told the kids I was on a diet, but if they offered me their home made cookies then meh, I'll eat them. I'll just run an extra mile or two to burn the calories.

I feel like it's different because they're kids, and children are innocent. I've had adults offer me coffee cake and shit like that and I've ignored them. If kids offer you food they made, diet restrictions do not apply.

i work in a kitchen

"allergies." that's my only response. don't explain them, allergies come and go and there are far too many to keep track of

"ew you drink black coffee?"
"allergies."
"ohhhh right i'm sorry."

Lol this

> "Hey user want a donut?
> I'd rather north

Just eat the fucking donut faggot, no one else gives a shit that you lost weight etc etc, they just think you're a fucking no-fun whiny bitch who won't eat a goddamned donut because you have the body image of a 13 year old anorexic girl.

Fuck you.

spbp

I feel like this is copy pasta and no one realizes it

My office is the opposite

Only a few of us but they all eat ultra low carb high protein all day every day

Are you mentally challenged?

I thought Veeky Forums was banned in china

>take the donut right away.
>take it back to your desk and throw it away
>go for seconds

In order to be a Chad you must lie to people about how much pizza and donuts you eat. It's all part of the mystery of your godlike genetics.

This is fit, this is how things are done. Get with it.

I done this once.
>guy offers everyone a mint slice at work
>everyone takes one
>I cave, "sure, I'll have one"
>every day from that point onwards he offers me another kind of garbage food
>tell him it's against my diet
>he tells everyone I'm dieting and everyone thinks I'm anorexic

Please Veeky Forums.
I'm on no fap no porn and just took a fist full of yohimbe.
I don't want to go to jail for rape.