Hello guys. I've come to the terrible realization im just a loser. And I don't know how to fix myself

Hello guys. I've come to the terrible realization im just a loser. And I don't know how to fix myself.

>Im a kissless virgin at 22
>Watch cuckold porn unironically everyday
>Still live with my parents, simply because they feel bad so they don't kick me out
>Not good at a single thing in the world
>Have spent 5 hours average on Veeky Forums per day for the last 3 years
>No friends
>Never had a gf
>Not even fit despite being on Veeky Forums for so long

I know this is starting to look like a blogpost deserving to be on tumblr but I'm just losing hope. It was fun at first but now I'm realizing I'm becoming the person Ive never wanted to be.

I don't want to watch cuckold porn anymore.

I don't want to be a virgin anymore.

I don't want to be unemployed anymore.

please help

>>Watch cuckold porn unironically everyday
You better be imagining yourself as the bull faggot.

This. Thats what I do

I wish i could say i was...

>>Not even fit despite being on Veeky Forums for so long
But do you lift or just come here

You're supposed to get repeating digits in at least five threads a day, then you'll develop more musculature overnight.

that's basically me expect I'm 27 and mildly Veeky Forums

Step one, get a job you fucking shit. Give yourself a reason to get up and get your parents to not be embarrassed of their son.

>>Watch cuckold porn unironically

How does one watch cuckold porn ironically?

no one's hiring though

i dont know how to find a job ive been a neet for years

This thread looks familiar

Yeah get a job, it will force you to interact with people. Go for fast food or something where other people your age will be working and you might make some friends, otherwise just use it to make small social gains. Take small steps and youll feel good about yourself

Also you can start not being a dipshit by getting ride of your defeatist mentality. Of course places are hiring, get on craigslist or just walk into places and ask.

won't they all be like 16-20 generally in fastfood?

Won't the bois bully me and the girls mock me?

dude this is r9k level angst

wrong folder

Jesus...

Well you sound like you're about mentally 16 so no one is going to notice.

Are you going to TRY??

>no one is hiring

This is such a shitty excuse you are just a lost cause. Go to /r9k/

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Your parents need to throw your ass on the streets so you can learn how to be a man and take care of yourself, then maybe you'll have enough respect and love for yourself that will warrant a meaningful life. Stop feeling sorry for yourself , creating excuses and get to work, son.

Volunteer somewhere like the Red Cross if only to put something in your CV and get references before applying for a real job.

My parents were actually telling me about how their friends' kicked out their NEET son who was a neet at 23 i think

I think they're getting the same idea...

DO NOT REPLY TO THESE SHITTY BAIT THREAD YOU STUPID FUCKS

>won't they all be like 16-20

Well what's an appropriate job for a zero-skill, zero-experience, 20 something NEET?

You've put yourself in a situation where you're going to have to get a shit job. Man up and get it. After that, you can build on that and get something better. But for now you're going to have to swallow your pride, face reality and work a minimum wage job. Go.

He keeps posting it. OP I don't know if you're a troll or you just keep posting this, but i'll assume you're serious. When I was very low I used to post on Veeky Forums for sympathy and to feel like I'm "changing" but then did nothing. If you want to change, you have to stop talking about it and just do it. Don't tell anyone what you're doing, just start taking the steps necessary.

You know what they are, and you knew before you even posted here, but you are hoping for some shortcut or cheat code. There isn't one. Just start lifting, start improving every day. Make sure you accomplish something each and every day, and start changing your habits little by little. Get the fuck off the internet, stop jerking off and watching porn, start eating healthy, if you won't lift at least do (real) exercise in your room. Your mind will start to clear more and you'll feel more healthy and confident. Get a job or volunteer somewhere. If the thought of doing something is unappealing, that's most likely exactly what you need to do.

From now on, don't ever give excuses, only solutions. Instead of saying "I can't" say "this is how I will do X" or "I will take step y and z to accomplish this goal".

one at a time buddy, first things first wean off Veeky Forums, then take your body more seriously, then land a office job and work there until death.

no dont get a restaurant job, go find a office internship and get a office job, you'll have respect and you'll get to interact with adults, not teenagers

iktf

10 year neet

started applying for jobs a month ago

35 jobs applied for. 2 interviews. didnt pass either one.

In aus min wage increases for older workers, you wont stand a chance competing on regular hours. You would have a good chance at fast food nightshift.

It's what I did when I was 19 and had never had a job before

Even though I was only there for 6 months employers for my decent job at an accounting firm were pleased about it during the interview.

Bro, I was the same way. Now I make a high income and have gf. Here's what I did:
-get shitty retail job. This is forced socialization that will help you become less socially off. Save all your money. Don't feel bad about having a low-status job; you're building a base. Hang out with younger coworkers if they don't seem like degenerates.
-Go to community college after saving some money. I stopped working to do this full-time. You can save enough to find this even on minimum wage very quickly. Your parents will get a tax break if you go to school, so you can ask them for help (free money). Make the highest grades you can and transfer to your state's best public school. Socialize with the high achievers in your CC classes. Research transfer info in your state. I got a big scholarship and geneds waived after transfer because I completed my associates. May be different where you live. I recommend doing as much math as you can succeed at as it will a good base for other disciplines. Plan to study either accounting, computer science, some form of engineering, etc.
-Start at your 4 year school. You'll be 24 at least most likely, which means you are now INDEPENDENT on your student aid applications. Only YOUR income counts, not.your parents, and since you were a full-time CC student, you had $0 in income last year. Collect your grants. Work your ass off to get a good internship IMMEDIATELY (you are transferring in junior year and need to hustle). Socialize a lot, meet a bunch of girls, stick with one if you like her. Make sure you have a decent job on graduation.

Follow this and you'll wake up in 4-5yrs with a STEM degree, $60k+ income, and little debt. Lifting is also good to increase confidence but I prioritized this stuff over it with good result. If you're good you can get way better results than I did, it's not even that hard, it just looks intimidating.

Hipster glasses and a scarf?

>I used to post on Veeky Forums for sympathy and to feel like I'm "changing" but then did nothing. If you want to change, you have to stop talking about it and just do it. Don't tell anyone what you're doing, just start taking the steps necessary.

delete this.....

OP, if this is real, then this user is exactly right. First of all, stop being defeatist. Planning for failure is retarded, and obviously what you're doing wrong.

Instead of staying "I can't do this" or "This won't work" or "I suck soooo much cock all the time", say "Here's whats wrong, and this is how I can fix it".

You don't have a job and "no one is hiring". This statement is bullshit. In America, someone is hiring near you. Right now. Maybe you don't want to work the night shift at the local McDonalds, but you have no experience.

Get some work, get some experience. Its not like you're doing anything else. Then your parents will at least see their son making a paycheck. Boom. Already better than you are now. Use the experience and money to keep looking for something better.

Save up and starting taking classes at a community college or vocational school.

Start counting calories or exercise more.

Finally, if you want to stop sucking all at once, head down to the nearest military recruitment station and sign up. Then you have a job, motivation, mandatory exercise, and friends. Plus free-ish college.

>first things first wean off Veeky Forums

I realize this is my biggest problem. Wasting almost all my time on Veeky Forums. But how the hell do is top?

What is the best way to stop addiction? I've heard weening off is good but didn't Stanford university have a study saying cold turkey is best to prevent relapse in addiction?

Also, if you choose the military route, get a job like 68C (Nurse) or (12K)Electrician in the army. These jobs can instant civilian application.

Request a ban. Use software to block the site. Don't be a bitch and stop going here.

Any of these methods should work just fine.

>"Grow, grow, grow..."

i just change my ip everytime...

iv'e been banned hundreds of times in the last year. no joke