MIRES FROM GRILLS MEGATHREAD

>cashier greets me and starts to talk

>15
>abs
>solid

>mom calls me sweetie

howd you do it breh

damn desu litteraly similar situation happened to me. never contact back

my mother rents the spare rooms to lodgers and this chinese girl is staying recently

whenever im around she's always intimidated and looks at me nervously before she leaves

im around 6'2" and she's like 5'6" but im also 19 and she's like 24

what do to make her love me long time?

She probably just thinks you're a freak

Good man.

>inb4 predictable
you sound like a bitter dyel manlet tbqh

I'm not dyel and not a manlet. I might be bitter, but I just want you to know that real life isn't a porno

didn't say it was
if i wanted to make it seem like it is i would have exaggerated

>see some girl squatting 40kg
>walk up to her
>ask if I can work in
>she says sure
>walk to the bar, look at her and wink
>start OHPing it
>do like 20 reps, start yelling at the last ones
>after I'm done slam the bar as far as you can, while still yelling
>FUAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
>flex biceps at her
>YOU FUCKING MIRIN CUNT?
>everyone at the gym drop their weights right then and there, and start yelling FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
>everywhere the bitch runs people yell YOU FUCKING MIRIN CUNT at her face
>she's crying
>she finally gets out
>we all laugh then go back to lifting
caught her mirin

toplolm8

Kek

>shopping at grocery store
>go thru checkout line
>cashier asks if i have a member card
>look at her and say "no, but i have a phone number"
>enter in my phone number for a discount
>realize if i was smooth enough i could use this as a pick up line
>she was fat
>bought my groceries and left

heres your (you)

>start getting more attention from girls who i've known for years but always ignored me
>suddenly they're going out of their way to talk to me, laugh at anything i say and invite me to do stuff
>they are seriously some of the most boring people i know and i couldnt care less about them or what they're saying
>their personalities are so generic that it looks like they're being mass produced at a factory
>fuck some of them once just because i can and then tell them im not interested in dating
Is this what making it feels like?

I will use this

my nigga

>I was really childish when I was 14 and managed to make an ass of myself with some low tier advances.
>be at high school class reunion 10 years later
>my old crush literally hasn't changed at all
>i'm a completely different person now being outgoing, confident, fit and funny
>everybody seems to be watching me and what i'm saying all night. It was a great night
>old crush says "user, wanna come to my birthday next week?"
>I have literally nothing in common with her and dont wanna go. say I have plans
>she says thats too bad, but surely we should do another reunion of "the gang". A gang I was excluded from because of her.
>when I leave she is intoxicated and she gives me 5 hugs and cheek kisses.
>On facebook 3 days later on she keeps asking if I can't come over soon (its 1hour drive). I politely turn her down, says I have a gf thing going on. Wish her all the best.

I didn't even feel any spite towards her, I legitimately have moved on. water under the bridge man. Feels like I have made it

classic

>be me
>be in motorway service station eating junk at 10pm
>group of young girls on next table
>keep glancing and catching them looking them giggling
>leave
>girls catch up in there car 10min down the motorway
>more mirin and giggling
>one girl was visibly embarrassed
>she was the good looking one of the group

In my head her friends were winding her up because she wanted a piece of me. Could have easily been because I had food in my teeth or something though.

Yeah most likely the teeth thing. Girls are like that.

cheers

>grandma tells you you've grown since last time she saw you and gives you a hug

nurse at uni told me that i was too big to take only one ibuprofen, i muttered 'for you' and she said waht was that hon and i said nothing and thanked her and left. she wants the d

>turning down s3x bexause she was mean to you in highschool
You sound petty and are being spiteful. Far from making it.

I disagree with the other user, sounds healthy that you don't have to chase someone you have nothing in common with just because of an old crush. If you aren't interested, you aren't interested. Good on you!

You could have talked to her at least.

>being this reliant on women for personal gratification
Never gonna make it

>holding a childish grudge for years
Mentally ill, confirmed.

Why?

It's a childish grudge to dislike shitty people?

You drop any dislikes of a person once the person is female and shows interest in you?

My comrade of African descent

Fucking cuck

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Fuck her user

you did good, fuck those childish bitches

>out drinking
>end up at this brewery
>one of the chicks I was mackin on asks me to take off my shirt
>i'm drunk enough to just do it
>says, "oh hey you actually look pretty good"
Thanks, noob gains

Because its a decently humane thing to do? She was obviously all fucked up about the break up, and having a break down in need of emotional support. It would've cost you exactly nothing to have a chat with her.

Dubs say you have to

user why are you so naive.
>she wanted attention
>talking to her would not have changed anything, just reinforcing this shit behaviour
>it costs time and nerves to deal with this shit and at the end nothing is solved and everyones night is ruined

Just ignore stupid shit like this.

This happens to me D:

If everyone you know is boring, then perhaps you are boring too.

This happened yesterday

>At the gym, squatting
>All the racks are taken up
>See QT standing around
>She comes over to me
>"How many more sets do you have?"
>Give her the "2" hand sign
>She smiles
>Finish sets
>Grab my stuff and walk away
>She looks at me in the eyes and says "Thanks"

Should I have asked for her number?

>move to large city not too far from hometown
>run into girl I kinda liked in high school
>wants to hang out
>we fuck for awhile
>turns out she has a boyfriend
>asks if i want to date her
>decline
>run into another girl from high school i had a bigger crush on
>wants to hang out
>we fuck
>she also has a boyfriend
>asks if i want to date her instead
>decline
>keep fucking because I guess this is my destiny

No idea how this happened.

It wouldn't end there and he would be vilified even more for not playing along with their bullshit

Sucks for your buddy. This is why I don't own a car.

i'd fuck her out of curiosity to see what she's like in bed

just fuck her, you don't have to marry her ffs

Fuck that, he said it's a 1 hour drive and she wanted him to come to her place. My policy for iffy fucks is only if she comes to yours.

>hooking up with a spanish phd exchange student in her apt
>she pulls my tank top off
>"omg you are so hot"
>starts kissing my abs
>grabs my ass a lot
>fingers are dangerously close to my asshole
>says "you go to gym?" while we're having sex
>say yes and continued plowing
>cum in 5 minutes anyways
>she makes me lay next to her as she finishes herself off
>paranoid of pregnancy so I try to take my condom full of cum with me
>she gives me a weird look and dumps it in her trash
>left and haven't heard from her since

w-was this a mire?

No, she probably just wanted to use the squat rack

You sound like a baby
>scared of asshole touching
>using a condom
>thinks a random girl is going to use condom cum to get pregnant

proud of you, lad

how to advance friendship to fuckship Veeky Forums? is there a way, or is it fate.

>not using a condom on tinder whores

t. retard

The black chick at my local gas station:
>Can I get $40 on pump uhhh... 5
>sho honey... you been workin out?
>Hehe, yeh a lil
>yeah I could tell cuz you be look AAAALLL swole up in hia (and she pointed to her chest/ delts/ traps region)
>th th thanks...

She's a really cool lady I've been going to the same gas station since I was 16. She wasn't tryna fuck just a friendly black lady who made my day

pro tip: If you're not black, she wants to fuck.

t. A white guy from Michigan

>not pulling out and cumming in her mouth
Can't save the jizz if you make her swallow it, bitchboi

>not giving her a fake name and busting inside her

>renting a room in a house filled with azn qts
>be in kitchen making dinner
>have talked about fitness stuff with one particular qt before
>She comes downstairs and makes conversation
>Do you go to the gym every day user?
>My only day off is on Sunday, it's a big commitment but it's worth it
>I can see *bites lip and stares at my ass*
Have thrown hints at her but she has a bf, will cuck if an opportunity presents itself.

you watch too much interracial porno

found the cuck

you don't really get it user, the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree. Girl definitely had bad parents, and she's going to be a rotten apple. Once a cheat always a cheat, you will learn.

Are you so desperate that you have to be a home wrecker?

Honestly, black girl mires are some of the best. They just straight up tell you you look good, no guessing required. Always feels good.

if a girl is enough of a whore to fuck a random dudes then it's her fault and she's shitty

Kek

it's not his fault if she wants the dick so much that she cheats lol

Homes can't be wrecked by a third party if she doesn't want it she won't do it

He's literally pushing for it and trying hard.

Don't tell me you wouldn't stomp a fuckbois head that tries hard to fuck your girl, knowing that she is taken.

In this situation it is her duty to stomp him herself or alert her bf to the threat if she didn't do either of those things then his advances are welcome in her mind

Yes, it is - they are equally retarded if she doesn't.

Doesn't make his piece of shit move any better.

Can't believe so many people don't have any decency, it's disgusting. It's like fucking a random chick is all you ever want in life.

Well you just have to change yourself and notice if she starts to act differently towards you, otherwise there's no hope

how do you call the opposite of mire? I got one of those last time, she couldn't hide her disgust/pitty from her face

disdain

thanks, I'm a poor uneducated slav

>be me
>recently quit my job and moved to the city to pursue my dream
>stop by B&N on my way home one day to pick up the sequel to a book I'd finished earlier that week (Hyperion by Dan Simmons, pretty damn decent futuristic sci-fi)
>milling around before paying to see what new releases they have in stock
>feel a tap on my arm
>turn and (to my honest shock) see a girl i had a thing with for a little while during my sophomore year of college
>i was desperately and utterly in love with her and she used me as a rebound for a few months then left me for her ex bf, but instead of breaking up with me or letting me know somehow that it's over she just went completely no contact and stopped taking my calls, returning texts, etc. i had to later find out from a mutual friend what was going on. this happened completely out of the blue, one day everything is going normal, that night there's a new guy in our friend group that i'd never met before, and the next morning she's a ghost. she was also my first "gf."
>we catch up, i give her the quick elevator pitch of what i've been up to in the past few years
>she seems impressed, compliments how much "bigger" i've gotten (i was skinnyfat, having just finished a long cut after a decade and a half of being a lazy fatass, when we had our thing).
>she suggests we sit down at the adjoining Starcucks and continue catching up
>i say sure, but mention that I only have about 15 minutes (I actually had all day free, but you know how it goes)
>we sit down and bullshit back and forth, her body language and the topics she wants to discuss (relationships, my hobbies, mentions she's been single for some time, etc) suggest she's very into me
>i'm very pleasant and friendly this whole time, acting as if nothing had ever happened between us
>15 minutes are up
>"welp, I've gotta get going. nice catching up with you"
>"wait, user, here let me give you my number!"
>"nah, i don't want it. see ya!" and i walk away

felt quite good tbcf

Kek
Had a similar experience, best feeling ever not giving them validation

Good on you m8, also had something similar happen to me.

>telling a slut point blank to her face that you can't trust her

I was walking tall with a hard on for a good 3 or 4 days.

I'd hit it

Be the chad you always wanted to be

She doesn't want to get raped by an aspie.

Eric Andre reference

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Rekt my sides

You know you'll regret it, son.
Either that or she's out of your league already

I don't know you but i want to buy you a beer, you did good.

eh i had a coworker grill that supposedly couldn't move something

so she came over to me and said she needed help

i go over there and say you couldn't lift this?

no i needed your m-muscles

o-okay

It's the other way around

>Shoo shoo snippet