Masturbation

Hello Veeky Forums
Can we get a masturbation thread?
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Are you on a
> no fap period ?
If yes how long has it been and what changed?
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What changed since you starter masturbating?
Any bad / good effects?
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I have been NoFap for 8 days until a "wet dream" ruined it
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Also how much does masturbating affect you at the gym / your testosterone levels?

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chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html?zx=5c392185e96536fa
chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
m.joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short
answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation
twitter.com/AnonBabble

i can't last 1 hour without masturbation. i do it over 10 times per day. if i don't do it i'm hard all the fucking time

As long as you don't use porn (or porn substitutes) and fap once a day you'll be fine

when I get to about day 5, my depression turns to anger and resentment. when I fap everything goes back to normal

>mfw nofap for 14 days
>mfw break nofap yesterday
I've lost my obsession with masturbating and porn.
Will try to nofap till March now.

Try to do something else when you feel the urge
Also your boner will soften after some time
> ever heard of music?
If you are over 20 I guess you are fine but if you are still growing it's more than bad to do it once a day
With or without porn

i tried but it doesn't work. problem is i have to talk to clients a lot and can't be sporting a boner because you can easily see it so i have to sneak to bathroom and jerk one off fast to kill it

In college, sex drive was low, decided no fap would fix it.
Got about 10 days in, felt pretty good, test levels up, sex drive up.
>Splooge my pants in my sleep.
That's alright, just hop back on the train.
>3 days later give in (yesterday)
I feel like if you limit yourself to once every 10 days or so, you'll be fine.

bruh
I've been doing it for more or less once a day since I was eleven. What does it do to you, you say?

> fap since 11
you need testosterone while a teen to grow correctly
how does your voice sound?
any beard mustache?

My voice is pretty dang low, and I'm growing a pretty good face of hair at this point.
collegefag now.

Nice trips btw.

Seems like you didn't exagerate
That's good
Also did you notice anything changing in your body?

Well...
I've been using it--porn--to cope with all sorts of emotions, basically to escape from them, so that's led to some odd psychological shit.

But physically, no, not really. I did nofap for almost a year on a pretty dang good cut, and I felt pretty good tho. Now, am watching porn again and I'd really like to stop.

That's about it.

Fapping crashes your test and increases cortisol levels

If you have medium or low test levels, this will really fuck you up

Chad can fap and his test levels go from high to normal and his cortisol from none to a little

You shouldn't try it

Jacking off doesnt lower tes you moron. Do you seriously think if you stop theres gunna be a huge hormone difference?

Jack off once or twice a day.

Trying to get off porn so much though because I do believe it fucks with your brain. Mainly because it led me to jack off due to boredom a lot. So it became less about arousal & release, which is nice, and more about might as well go for it.

Now I try to use my imagination more. Especially thinking about grills i know and what I want to do to them.

Fairly new to newfap, I'm still horn horns but I wanna find a sentient mate instead of self pleasuring. Feel like it helps me socialize, don't wanna call it too soon tho

about a week ago i started reading about hypergamy and the feminization of society. i've just stopped wanting to masturbate since then.

Guys,no fap is a meme,it will send you into a sexual flatline where you won't have any sexual desire and that can last a long long time.

No porn is the real deal,it will reset and rewire your dopamine and serotonin connections in order to be attracted to real girls once again.

Relapsed 3 days ago.
When I was on nofap life was.. good.
I was happy.
After relapsing I feel like shit again.
Not gonna wank again

Is it still NoFap if I'm fucking my girlfriend still?

As long as you don't cum it's fine.

>Not cumming inside a chick
How beta can you be?

>cumming
>ever
Never going to make it

I actually didnt masturbate until i was 20 so i feel like my hormones are fucked up

>Not cumming
Never going to get laid

>putting dick inside stinky jizzhole
>good
Nobody said you HAVE to make it

>Any bad / good effects?
Masturbation has proven positive health effects
>Also how much does masturbating affect you at the gym / your testosterone levels?
Fapping isn't a gains goblin and it doesn't negatively affect testosterone
>you need testosterone while a teen to grow correctly
His test levels are fine, fapping didn't do anything to them.In fact his high sex drive is idicative of high testosterone levels
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html?zx=5c392185e96536fa
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
>europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
>frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
>m.joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short
>answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
>healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation

>vagina
>stinky
Stop hanging around nasty fatties, or as Veeky Forums likes to pretend "high test"

>tfw i fap for no less than 4 hours at a time
>tfw i go as far as 9 hours after long breaks
>tfw fap almost exclusively to 2D because real girls are only good when you can fantasize actually feeling them

You don't get it.

Cumming is degenerate. Sex is degenerate. The only reason to have sex is to procreate or to assert dominance over a conquered people. The pursuit of sex for pleasure is destroying the Wesf.

Sure thing Ahmed.

Literally cannot get past 1 day

>mfw i'll reach 5 months of no orgasm in no time
i have looked at porn from time to time tho

AMA

Don't fap anymore because I feel more invigorated when I don't, but not necessarily nofap.

Although today I have to hand in some sperm samples for a medical examination thing, guess I'll have to find some thicc pics to spank the monkey

Keep seeking the pleasures of the flesh and not making it. Just don't expect my help when the barbarians are at the gate.

if nofap is supposed to help you have sex with girls, how come you've utterly failed at having sex with girls for 5 months?

dumbest meme ever

>does nofap to restore sex drive, preserve testosterone levels, and be turned on by real women
>refuses to have sex with said real women

I'm 20 years old and if I don't masterbate before going to the gym I will get uncontrollable boners while working out its actually uncomfortable as fuck

>Are you on a
>> no fap period ?
Yes, since last week.
My biggest streak is 28 days.

>What changed since you starter masturbating?
>Any bad / good effects?
When I was in my longest streak I was always horny as fuck and I had a lust for life like never before. However since I was a complete shut in back then I never had a chance to release my energy for something worthwile, so I ended up relapsing.

>Also how much does masturbating affect you at the gym / your testosterone levels?
I need to be more careful in the shower or else I might get an embarrassing public boner.

>Do you seriously think if you stop theres gunna be a huge hormone difference?
If you do it every day, yes

whenever you get a boner do like 10 or 20 pushups, the blood flow to your muscles prevents you from getting a boner for at least half an hour in my experience

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I fap every 4 days

i am fapping 5x5 with a curl superset, works great

truly the most dedicated poster on fit

Almost sounds like he has a hidden agenda

36 days right now. Feel like I have more energy. Want to fuck women a whole lot. One of my previous fetishes has completely disappeared. Wet dreams do not end streaks.

Which fetisch?

>fap all the time
>still get boners near reasonably attractive girls

How the fuck do you niggers not rape everything in sight?

> One of my previous fetishes has completely disappeared
Lots of fetishes only appear because you're not getting enough sex with actual woman (man)

No fap is silly
No porn is the real thing, quit that shit Anons

>niggers
>not raping

On day 4. Pray for my success

that's pretty funny

Or cock-pushups. You only need one.

His sources are bullshit blogs and unrelated stuff.

Why would you ever want to do this? Serious question btw

story time
>no porn/no fap for about 30 days
>on bulk so morning wood and random boners nonstop
>go drinking with some classmates
>flirting with this girl I know from one of my classes
>she comes home with me to smoke some weed
>get high
>she starts blowing me
>tells me "I have been wanting to swallow your cum all night"
>my head goes bonkers, pondering if I should tell her the drainage that's about to happen
>i start jizzing in her mouth
>clean up
>she's laying next to me
> she says "I want you to feed me your cum every weekend"
>alarm goes off, boxers are soaked in cum, room smells like a bleach factory

Feels bad man

No fap is completely stupid, I'm on it for 2 months now and it seems that my dick has entered hibernation mode. Might as well go full celibate

What do you mean by having more lust for life?

Less laziness and depression, desire to spend time outside and get shit done.

Have others commented?

Nothing about the reduced depression, but I've been told to take it easy. Nofap makes me particularly anxious when I don't do anything.

Did you edge? I'm five days in and I keep humping my pillow and

Yes, it made me break my streak.
After day 20 my horniness was at its peak, I was constantly contemplating the idea of breaking my streak and thinking "nofap is bullshit, might as well give up now", but I endured, I really wanted to see what happens after 90 days.
Then on day 28 I decided to edge just to lower my sex drive, but ended up masturbating instead.
The orgasm was great but I felt like a total loser shortly after, it wasn't worth it.

this
he probably faps and repents for years at a time

Haven't fapped in over a week. Just haven't been thinking about it all. I'm not actively avoiding it. Tfw I finally feel normal.

He hasn't read libido dominandi
He hasn't seen the joos laughing at the people who make money hand over fist consuming their product

Enjoy living like my dog who love to bang every bitch he sees in the street

Not him but same as him
Voice is mega deep but everything else is shit but I think it's due to genetics not so much fapping at least once a day for the past decade.

underrated post

Can nofap give dick gainz if you've been fapping everyday for years?

It can make your boners last longer and feel harder, but it can't make you bigger

If doing no fap during adolescence..it will give you a bit more size in the long run.

How did it feel to cum? Did you shoot a lot?

>not knowing about Veeky Forums's equivalent to Barneyfag

>How did it feel to cum?
Intense and a bit painful, maybe because it was thicker than normal. The pleasure lasted maybe two seconds though.
>Did you shoot a lot?
Yes, never shot that much since my first fap.

When was nofap hardest for you? What were the effects like over time?

I just like humping and casually flipping around my dick

I'm excited to cum a ton

After day 20 I had to keep myself busy all the time or else the sexual thoughts/defeatist thoughts would take over.
I would often think stuff like "nofap is bullshit, it's all placebo" but I knew I was thinking with my dick so I just tried to ignore it. I would often touch myself, but never stroking. Refraining from doing this is good unless you don't mind losing your streak.
Sometimes inactivity during nofap would make me aggressive, that was pretty bad.

Ah I don't think my job would allow me to be aggressive much.

Did your balls hurt at all from the touching? I feel a bit sore already (day 5)

It won't necessarily make you aggressive, nofap affects everyone in different ways.
Never had sore balls personally but I constantly felt the urge to touch them because I was so horny all the time.
It's kinda fun to walk around with that horniness by the wa, it makes you want to hit on every half-decent girl you see.

Nice!

Did you have sex during nofap?

Did you get any mystical physical effects (deeper voice, bigger balls, weight loss, etc)?

>Did you have sex during nofap?
No, I did that semi-successful nofap streak during a very slobbish, reclusive and solitary period of my life, I wasn't seeing anyone.
It would have certainly been easier if I had someone to release my sexual energy with, maybe I wouldn't have been so pissed all the time during the final week.
It was complete celibacy, which is a huge lifestyle change for someone who used to masturbate at least twice every day. Never managed to do it again.
>mystical physical effect
None of that, just harder boners that lasted longer than usual and more physical energy.

>try to do nofap
>intense pain in balls after literally 3 days

Nice. In the same boat about previously madturbating twice a day.

I honestly think it's a bad habit, it takes away so much energy and strength.
Good luck with nofap, I hope it works out well for you.

ive been fapping 3+ times a day since I was 13.
Im 19 now, 6'2, deep as fuckk voice, body hair, full beard.

How do you fags dont get weet dreams?

may kek be with you

Is excessive fapping causing adrenal fatigue real or is it a meme ?
For example, when I edge for too long (hours), my kidneys hurt really bad.

sounds like you're addicted m8

No we cannot, why do we need to discuss how often you touch your penis, faggot?

For fuck sake, I don't discuss my masturbation habits with gf or close friends why would I want to know about some random asshole in the internet, get a fucking grip and stop thinking so hard about it.

Its just jerking off you fucker, even if it magically increases your test by 10% is still nothing worth talking about.

ive been on no fap for two days and i already got a wet dream this morning. my first one since freshman year of high school. am i doomed anons?

I just don't

You will never make it if you keep being so uncomfortable and insecure about your own body.