Eating disorder awareness week at my gym

>eating disorder awareness week at my gym
>have to eat a slice of pizza in front of the receptionist before you can check in

is a thing? just say you're vegan

God bless Murica

won't work

pizza is a legally a vegetable in america

It's a meme you dip.

It's Veeky Forums's version of penis inspection day.

A meme is a pic with some popularity in the internet

That shit is lame trolling

>meme has to be a pic
It can be anything i.e. Newfag

>legally a vegetable in america
i love this stupid fucking country

>the first Monday of every month is fat acceptance day at work
>celebrate with cake/ice cream
>Take one bite and toss it in the bin
>Get reported to HR, and am forced to take sensitivity training at Burger King

>go to gym
>forgot tokens for plate dispenser
>only have 3 quarters and forgot wallet so cant even get change
>get 3 45lbs plates
>third plate is useless

This is such bullshit Veeky Forums, what kind of jewish faggot thought this was a good idea? The plates should at least come in pairs so this doesn't happen.

>being this much of a poorfag
how does it feel to know that money can buy gains?

Wow. Thats the dopest /fat wojak/ ive seen breh

>Have to deposit cheque for gym
>tfw my town's carrier pigeon is sick so I have to walk 2 hours to pay for my gym

Welcome to BigBody Gym
Get yo grub on booboo

I'm not poor I just forgot my wallet faggot. I couldn't even tip the receptionist on my way out, it was so embarrassing.

What you're thinking of is an image macro. An image macro can be a meme. Not all image macros are memes. You're welcome friend.

>tugging on bait

>forced to take sensitivity training at Burger King
Aside from this last sentence everything else seemed like something that could honestly happen in Murika

Its was called that by a retarded congressman once

Huh? Penis inspection isn't a meme... is it? Oh god

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What is he even doing?

eating some fucking pizza

don't you move back and forth when you eat?