Faggot sexual health general

You faggot, she was into you. :/

my fucking sides

Hey!

Is generalizing half the planet's population normal amongst autists or is that a faggot-specific thing?

Maybe if you tried finding partners outside of a phone app only sad betas use you'd encounter more interesting personalities

lmfao that conversation

Sex with dudes is easy mode. I put myself out there and within no time a guy came over and fucked the shit out of me for like an hour. I'd do it all the time if I wasn't straight.

my ass also lubes itself when i'm horny. not even kidding

>BBRAAP

Help my fucking sides

I put my pic on grindr just to look for hot ts/traps, instead I get tons of posts from fucking faggots asking for a fuck/giving head.

traps dont exist outside of anime you fucking queer

(you)

not my fault you live in hicksville mississipi.

Moar

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>be incredibly horn day 14 no fap
>work 60 hours so no time to meet girls
>finish lifting the hornyness is unbearable because of test
>download grindr before finishing my last set of my workout
>15 minutes later get my dick sucked and filled with regret soon after.

I swear I'm not gay but I was so horny because of no fap that I did the unthinkable

>fill u with my children

you have no idea on how much good sex you are missing out on. traps are literally god tier and are actually fun to be around with

nothing beats a 3 hour fuck session with vidya after

he's going to fill your ass with aborted fetuses

Greg pls respond

>faggot sexual health

Oxymoron

I'm a faggot and don't have casual sex because of the stupid STD rates among homos. (1 in 5 have HIV...half of them don't know it)

Luckily I have a long term BF I can go balls deep in.

It is literally a million times easier to get with men. It's fun to because whenever I feel down, I'll switch my tinder profile over to men and get a far significant amount of matches than I would swiping women

>Luckily I have a long term BF I can go balls deep in.
Until he cheats on you and gives you AIDS without any of you two knowing about it.

there is literally zero chance of getting it from blowjob. and if you don't use a condom when plowing a stranger, well, you're an idiot

Man why not just fap? Is breaking nofap really worse than breaking a lifelong commitment to not being a faggot?

this

gay men statistically cheat FAR MORE than women in heterosexual relationships

Oh shit no one tell him.

post your panty shot to prove him wrong

Insh'Alllah

Quite a bit of things can be transmitted orally senpai

You don't know him/us and I'm not about to waste time defending him to anons lads

>I'm real guys look at me!
Fuck off

Why are gays so promiscuous, lads?

Males are designed to be. Gotta spread those genes.

Either start fapping again or admit that you're gay, you fucking idiot. No fap is a meme anyways if you're not getting laid regularly. Try no porn instead.

kys attention whore

Veeky Forums just lay this gay shit off. you're not funny and i bet most of these fags dont even actually lift/work out

i cant breathe holy shit

Q: There are plenty of desperate girls on Tinder. Why didn't you go for girls?

A: You're gay.

You wanna know what wouldn't be easy? Fucking an ostrich.

Anal mucus

Without being bottlenecked by women who only fuck the top 10% men they can share their passions for art and knowlage with eachother while getting doses of protein

>girls
>desperate

>it's the evangelist who is actually repressed homo episode

This does not exist.

>Why are gays so promiscuous, lads?
Men are promiscuous in general because we be hunters n shiet. Homos just like hunting buttholes instead of pussy.

can confirm. my ass literally lubes itself when i get horny. clear, odorless yet slimy lube like thing. fuck if i know what it is. tried searching online about it and not everyone has it.

your anus is naturally lubricated by mucous to prevent bacterial growth and to aid the passage of shit. Why do you think dehydration leads to constipation?

Your asshole isn't a sex organ, you tards.

because your nervous system makes your intestinal muscles not contract as frequently, that way the material stays in your intestines longer, and you absorb more water.

its an adaptation to hold onto water when you're not getting enough.

my body thinks otherwise

l-lewd

vocaroo.com/i/s12QDFKTMW2A

holy fucking shit why

Not the point. Just saying it is lubricated.
>not a sex organ
By your definition, blowjobs and handjobs are degenerate because hands and mouths aren't sex organs.

stop teasing and post bulge already. you know you want it

>mucous doesn't require water
>he never passed a rockhard shit
>inb4 fiber

>trappy is qter than your recently-ex gf

>those broad shoulders, manly hands and big feet
fucking gross

damn your face is busted

Pls respond with BBRAAP

kek I can't post these things anymore senpai~ ;3

Found a jealous hon

why not? it's not like you're cheating on anyone. think of it as showcasing your new underwear but in a lewd way

One for the ages

>I am a man
>man I am

own~ you're so chaming, but I can't.
I have too many haters nowadays to expose myself like that.

Good for you, I guess?

Is that why gay couples' kids are usually brown?

The prostate is

pls post pits & feet

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kekd

why even care what some anons think?

did you have any lip work done? they look puffy and perfect for sucking dick

come the fuck on Veeky Forums I thought you were supposed to be the alphas of Veeky Forums, why are you giving this attentionwhoring man what he wants?

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please stop assuming her gender

>he hasn't seen man-trappy
Somebody post the old trappy. She (he) was literally born to be a trap.

>man
It's Woman (Man)

This is now a justin thread

after i started lifting heavy things i stopped giving a shit to what gender the hole is attached as long as i relieve my animal urges and my constant raging boner

dont really want to give you attention but im interested

have your sexual preferences changed? as in, do you feel more submissive rather than dominant as you've... changed?

that's not the problem, I don't give a shit if he wants to wear a dress and suck dick. I give a shit that you guys keep giving him undue attention because he posts shit like ~oWo~ and you don't feel threatened because you think he probably has a small dick

n-no homo

N-no. I guess it's always been a vocation of mine~

I don't, but I'm involved in some communities and have to act respectable in order to help preserve them. :3

this one?

be honest, are you jealous that she (he) is getting attention and you're not?

no, the one where you're in a slav-ish outfit with a stubble

it's not gay unless you receive

It's that he's whoring for it, not that I'm jealous.

Trust me, I don't have any problem getting (You)s

christ

If my dog was as ugly as you I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards

>your favorite position?
>which one do you prefer length or girth?
>can you orgasm without touching yourself?

You're getting (You)s by posting intentional logical fallacies and attacks.
She (he) is getting (You)s because anons would like to attack her boipucci.
In short, she's (he's) getting (You)s because she (he) is wanted.

What we're doing? I don't even count those (You)s, I count them when I get more than 5.

>her
oh lord

Yes. Too easy. Gay guys are thirsty as fuck. Have any profile on any platform that allows guys to hit you up, and you'll turn down more sex than what you could physically have if you wanted to.

It kind of makes you understand why girls can be so uppity. When sex is that effortless, it would be dumb not to be choosy. Plus getting hit on by an ugly fat guy is kind of insulting.

The FACT that its far Faaaaaaar easier for faggots to get laid is WHY they are called " GAY."

GAY means happy, and if you're legit attracted to other men and don't need to deal with females mixed messages and other shit testing and narcissistic horseshit and so life is an otherwise pig trough filled with sexuality and enjoyment with zero effort other than look decent... then you would be pretty happy too.