Tinder Success General

zero chance you seal the deal

you can't reason with women. they're literal children.

Get this hothead out of here

Fuck that negativity man. I cut all contact with my exs. They are nothing but a burden. Never go back. They become poisonous

This is a lesson i am learning the hard way I just ignore her and have to block about 3 new numbers per day I just want a sane gf with a strong butt

i just don't talk with them or keep it to yes or no answers.

then fuck them once in a while when im bored

That's a Chad thing to do. Good for you m8

Least they have something to say at all, I am a fucking cretin when it comes to women

1st rule of the internet

If I fake a profile to get nudes does that count as cheating or just working for your porn if I have a girlfriend?

That's cheating. She might think it's even worse, and lose respect for you.

you know the answer but youre going to do it anyway because you're a narcissistic asshole

Just deativated the fake accounts and uninstalled, won't be doing it again

>feminist

>volunteering at PETA
>feminist

if you're looking for shit outside of the relationship maybe it isn't for you man

Got this yesterday morning haha

In my eyes I saw it as purely porn, if it's considered cheating I'm not doing it

>Having sex is part of being healthy

I'm fucking terminal then.

So how'd it go m8?
The point is to give get the d and turn her normal

Just go on eddit r/girls gone wild. Or some shit like that. Why the fuck would you risk your relationship?

haha

I've matched 6 thots recently give me confidence to git this nut

I didn't really see risk in it, and by the way this was just a thought I've had for the last 2 days

I'm kinda just starting to see someone so I was like nah haha

but why

>questioning good morals/character

brah, cmon.

How would Veeky Forums respond?

>good morals/character
>using tinder
come on

She wasn't mega fit anyway haha, also matched with an absolute powerhouse of a woman the other day, shame she lived so far away :(
Lol hope she doesn't browse here, be a little embarrassing

>I'm kinda just starting to see someone so I was like nah haha
>good morals
Nah that's called autism

1v1 me cunt

Girl from tinder that I'm going to a rave with 1/?

she pregernant ur life is over sonz

>ywn have an shy Veeky Forums autist gf
it hurts to live

>come at me bro

Stop saying haha, you autist.

When I told her I might be kinda late to dinner... seems like a dope chick!
2/?

She seems like she's nice, user. Congrats. Is she in the military, or taking physical therapy? I noticed she said PT.

Fite me fggt

If you know it could hurt her you shouldn't do it. Well, at least if you care.

So is this supposed to be like a help other guys pull chicks kinda deal or just post examples of how a good convo works?
Here's an example of good convo.

Physical Therapy

Post your pics

haha

Did it end in sex?

>That sounds like an awesome plan!!!!

>example of a good convo

I stole it from this guys twitter

not sure if bot or retarded uk girl

Damn, so you catfishing nigga? That's sad

>wanting to fuck a zoophile feminist slut
ISHIGGIDY

Read

She was real, I have more messages from her

Pretty sure you have autism then user

No I literally copied the image from his twitter. He posts lots of convos and stuff.

Post non autistic shit then

I tried Tinder once and I just can't hold a conversation. It's the usual 'hey whats up' convo and then it really just dies and never moves on.

I can't into socialize

Dmn

Joe Delaney is my hero

>I don't know what I'm doing here
>Born to win

what app/site was this on?

This, I always cringe when I see someone write "haha"

Don't test me.

Then i ruined it

The thing that's so embarrassing about these threads is that you're so insecure that you require validation from peers, and you don't even have any mates to show this too so you need to show your "success" to strangers on a Hunnic leather-tanning plantation.

>Like a drug deal

OH COME ON

we're never gonna make it, are we?

she beats of her penis to chinese cartoons?

shoo shoo gains goblin

W-why

>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

You ought to be trolling. I can't believe you did meant that.

Nah i meant it

Haha why tho

This whole thread is fuckin haha

Ur life is haha

Help me gents

>in b4 BBBRRRAAAPPPP

Be the gravy on her biscuit and give her southern comfort?

>haha

>phat

"can I come over?"

In that case then, mind if I'm direct with you?

>Yes/yeah/sure?

You're the perfect mix of cute and sexy bla bla bla etc.

who is this fellow but first can somebody give me a quick rundown?

Oh, that's Bogda Bogda Bogdanoff, father of the Bogdanoff Twins. He's a quick little rundown for you:

-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist -Own castles & banks globally -Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city) -Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world -You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

What app is this?

>downloaded tinder while bored studying for finals
>end up getting actually laid off of it
>also gotten a ton of girls snapchats, numbers, and nudes

honestly i was pretty shocked, i thought getting laid off of tinder was a meme

>Talk like a reasonable person
>Get one-word responses

>Hey, what are you up to beautiful?
>Hi
>hey XD
>It sure is swell to find someone as neat as you on here!
>Gosh, you look absolutely great mlady!

Those sunglasses makes him look very fast

When Igor was only 12 years old, he finished a marathon in 27:52 minutes, but the press never covered it, because no one knew how to keep records so long ago.

hahaing@urlife

Either bot or wife material

>she

>tfw match with a memeder gril with #rare similar tastes
>looks decent 7/10, nothing special but she definitely ain't ugly
>enjoys it's always sunny and gets dennis jokes right away
>about 8 messages in invites me over to her place to "smoke and chill"
>give her my phone #
>she sends me her location
>alright senpai I'll be there around 9 pm
>"sorry, dude. some (guy)friend just crashed here unannounced"
>are u serious. you probably just lost interest
>"why would i lie? I don't even know you"
>blocked me right away
wtf mane. who was in the wrong here? tfw ain't had sex in 1.5 years

would screencap but we're both spics and the conversation was in spanish