Anyone else on the Five Guys diet?

Anyone else on the Five Guys diet?

I actually want to make it, so no

5 guys a shit

where my NYC bros at?

When will you guys realize that normal girls don't want a super jacked guy

>no Five Guys for entire countries
JUST KILL ME

I don't fuck normal girls, I fuck Stacey.

When will you realise Veeky Forums doesnt want women

I make better burgers, imo, but their well done fries are the tits

I personally think their fries are absolute garbage. I just like their burgers

>cutting
>seeing this pic while scrolling

Their regular fries are too soggy for me. That's why you ask for well done so they get crispy as fuck

Do they taste better?
Give in user, we know you want it

They've got a better texture, which improves them to me. They still need some vinegar, though

The malt vinegar improves the flavor of the fries?

>Normal girls

Thank you for declaring your low standards

That's why its there

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I know, you all are fags

I know normal girls don't go for me, I'm OK with that, normal girls are boring

>£8 for a burger
>Or 1.5kg of chicken

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When will you realize that normal girls don't want a guy who cares what they want

>tfw Shake Shack stil uses midtown Manhattan prices in Austin

What the fuck is wrong with everything New Yorkers try to export to Texas? The only time i meet any of you with an actual job is when im in Dallas or Houston, everybody from NYC in Austin is either a bartender or trust fund baby.