So my mom just came running out of my room crying "My baby boy how could you do heroin!" and all this other bullshit, pushed passed me and ran down the stairs. I walk into my room to see all of my pins and vials thrown all over the floor. My question is, what the fuck do i tell her? Should I say its heroin or steroids lmao or maybe that its injectable vitamins? I don't fucking know but she's literally sobbing in the kitchen and i need to think of something before dinner. It's my dads birthday too so I gotta fix this before he's home
So my mom just came running out of my room crying "My baby boy how could you do heroin!" and all this other bullshit...
steroids lmao what the fuck
why would you ever say heroin
tell her you have self diagnosed as a low test beta male and you need steroid therapy so you can be more alpha like daddy, be that true or not
women are dumb she'll buy it
>should I tell my mom I'm into lifting or I'm a heroine using junkie
Really tough choice
Because I feel like she might be more mad if it was steroids. Heroin I can say I fell into peer pressure, steroids make me look like an asshole. idk just a thought
say it's vitamin B-12, and you need it because you're a vegan now
not a bad idea. might work
Shit this is good too
heroin is one of the most destructive substances in the world of drugs, don't be stupid
just say you decided to try steroids for a month but are thinking about stopping because you've read it's bad for your health
rather say you think it's immoral
>Live at home
>Money for 'roids
This bait sucks. Or you're retarded. Probably both.
tell her they're anti-hormones and you are starting your transition
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Nothing wrong with saving money by living with the folks. Work, go to school, save money. Steroids are my little luxury and i don't see anything wrong with it.
Are you transitioning and these are your hormones? Tell her that you're her lovely daughter and for dad's birthday he gets a new hole to fuck.
put her through a wall and say "IT'S ROIDS BRUH, YOU GOTTA FUCKING PROBLEM WITH ROIDS BRAH?"
it's just normal roid rage, no one will suspect a thing.
This
Does she really think street heroin comes in vials?
Tell her they're steroids that you've been taking under the direction of a doctor.
>NOTHING WRONG WITH TAKING AS
>Show me your doctor's prescription user
>o-ok mom here you go
>>>
>Living at home
>Doing steroids
user either you are way too young to be doing steroids or you are a complete fucking loser who should be spending money on rent instead of steroids
Try hanging yourself
>having a free home to stay in
>spending money on rent like a cuck
>not saving it up to be a home owner
Oh I'm definitely too young. Accepted that there can be consequences and I'm ok with that
Yeah doing steroids really shows you're future-oriented. LOL
This right here. Besides AAS I'm not spending my money on shit, haven't bought clothes in a long ass time, parents stock the house with food. I got a good deal going here and when it comes time for me to get out I want to have a place of my own, not some shitty apartment
At least I'll have something to giving my family if I happen to die early
>Yes Goy, spend your money on renting instead of saving money to buy your own property. Only losers live with their parents, you should be independent at your age, be a real man Goy.
I'd agree with this but I already fell victim to the steroid jew so I can't say anything
>women are dumb she'll buy it
>Wanna know how I know you're white?
It's because I'm also white, And white dudes are the only people that can't live at home past 18 or you'll be stigmatized.
Amen to this. My dad also has some pretty severe heart problems, so I take care of the land, house and vehicles. Its not like I sit on my ass all day