He doesn't have a Veeky Forums name

>40306252
My name is literally Achilles.

My parents are Greek.

Tyler

Jamison... so idk

The fated achilles merlin?

>Taylor

C-come at me

>your name will always be firmly embedded in the subconscious of Millenial girls as the prototypical hot surfer guy

Evan is a pretty fucking gay name so I guess I can post here

Jack
I guess I'm safe

yes

Pietro, but not this Pietro.

Is Eric an aesthetic name ?

Vincent ?

>tfw Dimitar

Christian

Legal name: David
Nick name: Mick

Yes vikingcore

dude

Achilles Merlin is the most Veeky Forums name ever

>half greek god
>half wizard

Prometheus

let me fuck anybody who says Adrian is not aesthetic

tfw when Philip
>kill me now

Todor

>tfw William

Gabriel

Jay

That's weird cuz when i picture a phil i picture a fat bastard

So what's non-aesthetic?

>Bob
>Rudy
>Peter
>Jaden (and all the other gay derivatives)
>Matt
>Paul

Aurelio

Bro.
My parents gave it to me thinking it would be easy to spell and make school life easier.

They rightly had low expectations of me from the beginning.

Curt

Where does Thomas rate on the A E S T H E T I C name scale?

Tom is above-average aesthetic

70th percentile

My last name is Mothers.

My friends call me Mommy.

My girlfriend calls me Moms.

Should I end it, Veeky Forums?

I've always pictured that pedophile locking motherfucker, prince philip

Alexander.

Secundus Aurelius is my name.

Father is an Italian priest and named me this because he wanted me to be the 2nd Aurelius, middle name is Marcus.

Turns out legendary ancient names result in bullying.

Phil

Clément.

Markus

Nicknames are literally top tier.

>tfw Timothy
I used to only want to be called Tim, and I remember my 10th grade chemistry teacher telling me that I need to stop being so soft spoken with a name like mine.

I feel like once I stop being a skelly dyel I'll enjoy being called Timothy a lot more.

I bet that cunt has some dark secrets.

Bruh just fucking tell everyone your name is Marcus Aurelius, that's bad ass

bruh that's fucking sick, I hope you're owning it

tfw my name is victor, joocey latin name but everyone thinks of slavs when they hear it

Jonathon

Not even Jonathan because my retarded dad didn't know how to spell

Never gonna make it

lol Timothy does evoke a meek image in my mind

I told my gf I was gonna name our son Ajax because I think that's awesome, she didn't want our son named after dish soap.
We broke up then she missed her period for a month, almost had a little Ajax.

Fredrick master race reporting in.

literally dog name

>tfw Andrew

nice name for redhead German autist

It's a greek hero's name you plebeian.

Ancient Greek super soldier name, my son would grow up to follow in my footsteps and make a living killing terrorists.

>not Friedrich

IMPOSTER

Ivan

i-is it a g-good name

and millions of dogs are named after him

>max
>literally one of the greatest names ever made
>how many people have an X in their name?

I'm trying to come up with some character names for a book I'd like to write. Are any of these names Veeky Forums approved?

Ace
Atlas
Axel
Christoph
Cyrus
Dominic
Grant
Hawk
Kai
Lance
Lex
Lincoln
Maddox
Maximus
Pierce
Raphael
Siegfried
Torsten
Xander

>Tfw nathan

>tfw gf is on board for baby Leto
Hopefully the supposed Legendary remake of Dune doesn't fuck this up

Squat weight?

George.

At first glance, it's not Veeky Forums

But

it also gets turned into Gorgeous George

and even better

Big G

both are which Veeky Forums

your gf will never call you daddy

What's the story? Siegfried would be cool for a warrior or some northerner, not so much a guy living in a city.

>tfw named after the OG natty limit manlet with a small benis

I wish classical Greek/Roman names could make a come back

>tfw no Perseus son

Although his nickname would probably be Percy and that's terrible

tfw Daniel

Norse-Germanic inspired fantasy, LOTR type shit

Alphadestiny?

My name is Richard. I'm assumed to be alpha and powerful. Girls love to call me Richie because it's cute which is ironic because of my masculine build.

M A T T

You may call me Marco m-lady

I go by Philip or Hunter.

truck driver
shitskin
white trash
inbred
pleb
not special
Greek God
Ameritard
what?
try harder
You should try cycling
not special
only acceptable if you're Spanish
not bad
faggot
bulgarian/10
>being named after a religion
Both are trash
kek
Adrian sounds like the faggot who hangs around girls but never gets to fuck em
dope if German
acceptable if Icelandic
I feel sorry for you
Brazilian aka hue hue
are you even trying?
also Brazilian hue
Would be dope if was spelled with a K
ehh
Dope
>Secundus
JUST
Commoner
Dope
Swedish?
Only good if you make people say your full name
>Being a walking error
never going to make it
nordic farmer
ehh
slav
only good if you have blue and blonde hair
kek
Mirin
*vomits*
not special

AJ

t. bobby, cletus, jordan, pat, etc

>walter

>last name as a first name
That's actually kinda cool

Best name ever : Cheick
Pro
>monosyllabic and memorable
I got bitches in my class always calling me out outside of uni
>people rightly associate me we shack O Neil
Getting a bit old but whatever
Con :
>Tend to be associated with terrorist
Am not even Muslim but always get that "random search "
> people may be a bit biais when looking only at my name
Other than that it's Alpha qd fuck

Why the fuck would I need blonde hair? Never met a max with blonde hair.
I have blue and gold eyes though.

Ken

A-am I s-safe?

Don't reply to every post you bender.

Max.

Not short for anything, though people have a tendency to lengthen it to Maximus.

He thinks Clement and George are good names. Just ignore the bait

Siegfried might be a little too on the nose then. Like naming a king in a high fantasy story Arthur.

What do you think of Jordan ?

>bulgarian/10

You got that right, though I think Serbs also use Dimitar.

Mines short for maxwell, although I get Maximus and maximillion sometimes. I wouldn't mind Maximus.

Bretty good. Its my twins name and ive always liked it better than mine.

>tfw for our first month of life i had a name and he was just called Baby but he still ended up with a cooler name

They call me darkchild

Nik.