Men will like me more if I get fatter

>Men will like me more if I get fatter

Do women seriously believe this?

When did looking like a literal landwhale became attractive? Why are we enabling this?

Why do we want our women so fucking full of lard and cellulite?

Yuck, disgusting.

My boner is hitting the edge of the toilet bowl, that's disgusting.

estrogen makes women store more fat. higher body fat women are real women with high est. these dnas will give my son high test. that's why I like thick botches.

i bet you jerk off to the fph threads don't you....

How long until she dies of heart disease?

girls are realizing that smart guys like thicc goddesses

Blame all the HAES and fat acceptance bullshit.

I mean, even Veeky Forums has fallen prey to this shit. Look at all the landwhales posted in thicc/high test threads.

It's all just losers who aren't confident enough for a nice girl so they make up some bullshit to make ugly fat girls acceptable. Pathetic is what it is

>we

Not everyone on this board is American

I seriously believe somebody is telling this bitch to get fatter

How much is she fucking eating everyday?

There is that, but there's a geniune number of Veeky Forumsizens who've fallen for the thicc meme, just like there's a big chunck of retards who fell for the manlet threads.

If I was more of a /pol/ack I'd say it was all a master plan by tumblr to make hot guys lust after them.

>if you can fit your gf pants or its loose on you, your gf is fat or you're extremely dyel
this is a fact, your legs must be bigger than your gf's, if its not you're a dyel manlet or she is fat as fuck, just like 90% of those high test girls

Real women weight over 200lbs

left is plastic test

No, thicc threads were not a meme, it came from the high test ones. Problem was from retards confusing high test, meaning big tits small waist big ass, to chubby and landwhales

Fatty alert! Fatty alert!

no, I just can't stand plastic women who peddle their retarded "fitness" routines to retarded women making them think that bodyweight squats will get them the bubble butt that the chick they're idolizing payed for

and so many of you don't realize it. it's absurd the amount of times I've seen obviously plastic chicks posted on Veeky Forums with comments talking about how she's the perfect specimen and a fertility goddess and shit

right is hightest, flat stomach and slim arms with thick hips.

>I mean, even Veeky Forums has fallen prey to this shit. Look at all the landwhales posted in thicc/high test threads.

Dunno m8, to me the girl on the right in has a figure I'd want to smash all day. Don't get me wrong, the one on the left has a much nicer face and I'd rather have her for a gf than the thicc one on the right.

I think it's more a case of, lifting gives more test which makes you more eager to bang women you might have ignored previously. I suspect that's why arnold banged that troll-looking maid, he had a raging roidboner that made him far less picky.

>flat stomach
>slim arms
Are we looking at the same girl here?

>Black men will like me more if I get fatter

FTFY

no its not that. women learn that they can get just as much attention from ugly beta males that would be desperate enough to fuck anything whether they're fit or not. just go on /b/. any flat ass bitch or landwhale can post a pic and have a whole thread of guys begging to lick her feet. as soon as guys stop giving attention where it isnt deserved, then women will be forced to put effort to get compliments

Hello, salty woman.

>right
>stomach

kek

>I think it's more a case of, lifting gives more test which makes you more eager to bang women you might have ignored previously

That's the excuse chubby chasers like to give, even though it's bullshit. It's the same thing with baldlets who claim they're balding because they have more test.

Even when on cycle with literally 10-20 times more testosterone running through me than the average male I've never wanted to bang some fat piece of shit like the one in the right pic. That's just an excuse.

high test thread?

prepare to fap brehs.............

if I were a salty woman I'd say kelly brook is disgusting for one reason or another

but I'm not. I'm a guy who's sick of plastic bitches fooling the general public

so pol isn't right about wealthy people ruining the world for profits? oooook dnc.

I'm a self conscious person and I find regular and chubby women equally attractive. However because I am self conscious I used to only go after chunkers. That changed after I got rejected by one after a first date 2 months ago. The only redeeming quality to thick girls was that they're easy, but if they're developing undeserved standards out of nowhere, I'm done with them. There's more honor in getting rejected by skinnier women than someone who doesn't take care of themselves.

>Stop liking things I don't like

If you're not willing to fuck both women in the pic you posted, then you're probably a faggot.

Having said that, the girl on the right is as hightest as I can get, desu

the masses are waking up

>having standards means you're a faggot

i love this meme

fwiw, if I was a chick I'd reject you no matter what I look like just from reading this post.

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>trying to justify being a faggot

So, me drawing the line at the girl on the right *IS NOT* having standards?
Lol kys, bro.

>More honor in being rejected
>being a cuck
Choose 2

Is he, dare I say it, our guy?

The bitch in the OP is fat. I'd smash fuck out of both those chicks and if I'm being honest I'd go for the right one over the left. Thicc just does it for me. Neither of them are fat though, you're a flaming homosexual if you don't want to cum inside both those chicks.

Low test betas detected

DAMN. I have NEVER seen big chunky cheesy meaty gouda girl like this. If she isnt big, creamy, and cheesy like this, I don't want her. Her sweaty fupa lumps marinading in her oils just turns me rock hard man. Thigh gaps? Ew. Jawline? What are you, gay? I need my big chunky easycheesy thicc gouda mozzarella mommy. Skinny?? Thinn?? Gross. Nasty. It's gotta be easy. It's gotta be cheesy. You're doing it wrong if you're not doing it thicc.

If the sour aroma of a nice juicy creamy cheesy mozarella mommy's fupa doesn't turn you on, you are fucked in the head my friend. How could you look at those delicious gooey creamy thighs and not pop a johnson? Those ooey gooey creamy chunky gouda cheesy mozzarella mommy thighs. FUCK. FUCK. I'm salivating.

If you dont like thicc, you're fucking low test. If you dont fuck a nice ooey gooey greazy easy cheesy chunky mozzarella mommy, you're fat short bald little beta cuck with no gains.

>>trying to justify being a faggot
This desu

>chubby chasers got tired of being ridiculed on /b/
>search other boards for a new home for their shit threads
>come to Veeky Forums, claim chubby girls = "high testosterone"
>Veeky Forums buys it
>Veeky Forums now home to chubby chasers

>If you dont like thicc, you're fucking low test. If you dont fuck a nice ooey gooey greazy easy cheesy chunky mozzarella mommy, you're fat short bald little beta cuck with no gains.
>he got it right in a shitpost

yep

tfw you weren't born a Pharaoh and can't fuck painted whores like this on the reg

>Being this new
High test has been a thing for 5+ years

Thicc is just the new nig speak for high test

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thats a standard for the black hood..he is not talking about u user

Look at her fucking jaw line.

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high test is old as fug you scrub, but "THICC" caught on with normies and thats how we ended up with this

I fucking love chubby/fat girls but I know Im a fucking pervert

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Stop bullshitting. High test started 2-3 years ago when that one faggot started spamming that pic of the fat blonde.

Attentionwhoring to the max

Nothing but a turn off imo

It's not rape if she cums more then three times.
That's the rule.

THICC

HIGH TEST

WOMEN

He can barely reach around her now.

WHO IS THIS?

irene the dream

Too bad T H I N N is the best.

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Of course she doesn't do porn

>all these low test beta numale libcucks

Currently raw dogging this 7.5 for the test gains

>he thinks that's a 7.5

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He's not joking. He honestly believes that

I really never understood who that app commercial is supposed to appeal to. Are they trying to get more fat women to play it by showing "hey, plus size babes like you play this game, so you should play it too" or something like that?

>"Dogs like bones, real men like meat"

>only ever said by fat women

Problem is, meat is muscle. Fat is just fat.

Meat has both fat and protein

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you just know these bitches are really good at cooking

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That's some disgusting looking skin

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literally a virgin lmao

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Fat girls always have the tightest pussies. I bet hers is amazing.

>tfw fridgemode femanon
>need to be flat ass and average titty
>living in the age of booty, hightest, thicc, yoga pants, crop tops and short shorts

reeeeee

This is why I love fit. Friends were literally typing bbw into porn searches for years on their cell phones just to see if it would catch on and now it's a meme here. No one hits chubalubs and brags about it. Their lack of discipline is gross and completely indicative of how they are likely to become with children...God awful parents. Some of these women haven't even had kids yet and look at them.

10/10 for starting the most obnoxious meme and turning them into reality

n-naze da? What's happening to my dick?

middle's face is the GOAT but left is the best overall, would cum inside

this makes my dick sad

type in black tape project

good movie

>no one telling her that's not legal

*licks chops*

>no one telling you that as long as you keep one foot on the ground it's fair play

SHE NEEDS CUM

>fat
>no tits

Literally the worst fate that could befall a woman.

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>thigh is practically the same circumference from top to bottom
No.

Pants are 5.11 Raven Range

Who?

I like fridges anonette, if you put on some muscle and a little bit of fat you would look stronk and beautiful, and weak men are repulsed by superior women.

Post bod.

she won't even cum once if you're doing it, fumbly-fingers

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>Social media """""""""""""""""models"""""""""""""""""""" being good at anything

The biggest irony is that the girl on the left is the perfect woman - big thighs and good boobs.