User, you're getting too big. Girls don't like that

>user, you're getting too big. Girls don't like that.

stop making these shit threads user

I don't care what they like I want to know what you like mom

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>tfw my mom told me I'm not nearly as big as my friend who I've been lifting with

For the final time: get the fuck out of my head, mom, and leave me alone. You're dead. Dead!

i dont like girls...
i like sips and i am attracted to sips, every time i see one, i want to #########################################################.
Welcome to my life mom

THEN WHY DID YOU MARRY A MAN WHO FELL FOR THE POWERLIFTING MEME????????????????????

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> Mom calls my best friend handsome and witty
> Openly admits she's never said anything like that to me

Actually I was told by my cousin that I should lift to attract the girls in college. I was a dyel 140 lbs 5'10 in hs. S-she is why I lift...hnnnnng

My dad was a 5'7 240 lb powerlifter when he married my mom

/thread

MOMMY! user WANT MILKIES!!!

Sorry user didn't mean to reply to you.

Also sorry for the short dad bro that's got to suck

Well he has shrunk since then, so now I'm the same height he was 25 years ago, but taller than him currently.

But his height was the least of his problems. Fuck him

>but mommy does
zzziiinnggerrr

>tfw 5'6

don't want to have manlet children
marriage is for cucks anyways

Who

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Darla Crane. She's a babe.

Mfw I hate black on white porn but the only video out there with a dick that makes her pussy stretch open is a black guy.

JUST

Do any of you guys get cucked by your mom with your dad? I'm getting pretty F*cking sick of it personally

>tfw want to fap now
>tfw house is full of people

F U C C

Don't fap bro. Porn and masturbation is bad for you

WHERE ARE MY TENDIES MOMMYYY

REEEEEEEE

IDK, once you've seen a chick take a 10" black cock, it's kinda hard to fantasize about her after that.

>Stop watching porn

>tendies are only for good boys user
>have you been a good boy

I jack it in the shower after my workout nearly everyday, plus my S7 is waterproof and I stick it to the wall on this silicone gripper thing, it's a pretty dope set up bruh

Your what is waterproof?

My phone

There is a 99.9% chance that my black cock is bigger then the black guy who claims to have a ten inch cock.

they won't ever stop. i saw these in 2013

Samsung galaxy s7

fucking cringe

If your biggest problem with your parents is a social one, you should go upstairs, hug them and thank them for all they've done for you.

Unfortunately, she burns coal like a train. :(
but I do think there is some stuff of her getting railed by nonblacks.

Kill yourself you fucking degenerate

girls?

Your mom is a bitch.

Maybe when her shitty tit job doesn't look like it's falling apart

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I don't think humans even have 7 sacral vertebrae

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Anyone who's against mommy fetishes is a NYR, this isn't a thread this is a test to try and find newfags

Behead those who oppose mommy

If I had a mom like that I would probably don't care about other girls

why do you fuck your phone, brah?

Low test betas. Everybody knows mommies are the highest of test

is this a high test thread?

I know that's Darla Crane but I don't recognize the site.

1. how much can you deadlift
2. could you tame these thighs?

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> Be me, 17 year old 6'4" 155lb lanklet. Start working out, gain 10lbs in a year. Step mom accuses me of using steroids because I now have a vein that shows on my bicep from working out. Kek

Did you fuck to assert dominance?

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Not him, but I assert dominance to fuck.

Like most men who have a will.

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>mom negging you
oh man, you're destined to be cuck haha

mommy make me cum cum

This is the mommy thread yes?