Curl coach decides to take off all of Ramadan

>curl coach decides to take off all of Ramadan

:(

>somebody forgot to wipe the gym ballgag

...

>PSYCHIC VAMPIRES

>when your token jams the plate machine and there's a big line behind you

>When you have the enough energy left in you to crank out a whole extra set on the bench press thanks to your Monster Zero Ultra™

>did entire squat set with gravity set to 4 accidentally

>the Global Elites confiscate your gainz

>tfw a paedophilic satanist sex cult steals your gains after leg day

>when you drop a weight on foot during kettlebell juggles

>tfw you lift on opposite day and lose gains

>tfw forgot shoes at gym

>pan of food still heavy with one hand
>need to focus on bicep maxes and hit 1pl8 curls

>Drizzle honey on my hands to help the bar from Falling out
>mauled by a bear on the way there

>forgot to tip the cashier
>gym cancels my plate dispenser card

I know that feel

>squat committee rejected my petition to use the rack
>have to do bodyweight squats for another 6 months

Fuck

How do I get young alex jones mode?

>go to gym
>forget to call in advance to reserve squat rack

Audible kek

expose psychic vampire pedophiles running the planet x f

lol

Forgot my passport. Staff wont let me cross gym for Romanian deadlifts.

roll

>get to the gym
>realize that you forgot to take your Super Male Vitality for maximum gains
>go home

S I P B O Y S

>try to become Chad
>hit genetic limit at Brad

Who is OP pic?

>trying to be Chad
>being Brad
>not being Lad

>Go to gym
>get in a wholesome workout
>chat with gym friends
>head home for a productive day at work