What do girls want?

Bah. I know just from this post that you smell really bad.

>gamer
???

Financially security
>have a decent job

Emotional security
>be able to talk and listen

Physical security
>be taller, bigger and stronger
Easily achievable, I did it at 5'7

>Got a somewhat meme degree
But it allowed me to get a government job that i cant lose with excellent benefits

>I've always got along with my mum really well
She always came to me for emotional support because my dad was autistic

>Found a shy cutie petite 5'2 gf at the gym who approached me one day asking for help with a lift
My GF tells me she asked me for help on that day with the lifting because I was one of the most muscular, lean and strongest guys she had seen so far at the gym (and she also thought I was cute)

A man that can be really confident, has self-respect and high self-esteem and will love his girl unconditionally and won't look at other girl's asses.

Also he must give lots of hugs, kisses, lots of fucking when she's really horny and won't be a piece of shit lazy ass mothefucker that doesn't know how to cook and how to clean the house.
A plus would be that he must be good with kids and have some talent in something artistic, since girls feel really happy when a guy dedicates something to his girl.

t. not a girl, but have a 2D waifu and can understand women perfectly

yep, all this esp if you dont have a nice face.

1st one just trumps all

C H A D

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They don't know what they want.

If you wanna bang sloots just learn to feign confidence until you have it, and learn to approach and build a facade, as in learn to play the game.

If you wanna be in a relationship with a decent human being you have to be able to offer something in return for what they're offering you, what do you have to offer?

yall are dumb as fuck, its really easy

under 25: they want the coolest guy

over 25: they want a guy to build a nest with

just take in account that every human is different and she could literally be. serial killer or involved in bukkake sessions and youre golden. Easy, eh?

A chad with a 6 pack, huge dick, perfect personality, minimum 6 figure salary job, to make all the time in the world for them, to be ok with them cheating on you, and have big time status and power in life.

Power.

This is what sipboys want

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50% chance

Sadly this is true and women most of the time just gotta be pretty

Whatever makes you happy and sets you free

Women are basically emotionally driven. If they feel it, they do it, period. Then they rationalize it to themselves later. Nothing is more meaningful, or compelling, to a woman than (1) the way she feels and (2) learning more about her own inner self and having emotional realizations. That's why women love astrology, chick flicks, soap operas, stupid Cosmo quizes that supposedly reveal info about yourself, etc.

To get a woman attracted / emotionally vulnerable, give her lots of emotions and feelings. Don't just make her feel good. Make her feel good, and angry, and sad, and connected, and astonished, and intrigued, etc. Make her laugh. Tease her. Tell stories about your sick puppy. Tell her why things would never work out between the two of you. Call her a dork. If she gets heated up, she will start touching you...playfully push her away. If she calls you a jerk and punches your arm, you are doing it right. If she gives you that "I can't believe you just said that" look, do NOT back down, do not say "Oh I'm just kidding" or anything like that.

As she gets more emotional, she will try to ruin things by throwing in logic. She will ask you if you are a player, or if you say this to all the girls, or whatever. The trick is this: Don't take it seriously by giving it some logical answer! That's right...women lose interest if you take them seriously!!! It's crazy but that's how they behave. Just blow it off or misinterpret what she's saying as though she is coming on to you.

Women don't like to feel like you are with them only because you can't do any better. They prefer to feel like you have high standards; you can get any chick you want, but you chose HER because she is SOOOO special and SOOOO different from all the others.

Take responsibility for every escalation. A woman will do just about anything as long as she doesn't have to feel like it was "her fault." Make it YOUR fault. Make it "just happen."

>I did it at 5'7
You sure did boy

Is that where the meme comes from that women love people who treat them like shit.

Get off my board this is for chads only

Girls want a house, kids, and a ring.

Saved

Seems like you know much about women but the most important question is how can we manipulate them with this skill?

>when will they learn

Wait until she finds more muscular real man other than a manlet

maybe she thought you were cute because you're basically the size of a baby koala, fucking manlet

i wonder how it feels to be this mad

This is mostly correct but when you put it all that way it sounds like so much fucking trouble. I'm never getting into a relationship again man, I don't have the energy to worry about all that shit.

He sure seems pretty upset though doesn't he

can someone confirm this? If this is all there is to it, I might not be a virgin anymore.

i'd say the second most or even first most important thing to women are what their friends think, ie, if i fuck this hot guy will that make them jealous. like no lie

they probably meant NEET or neckbeard weeaboo

Ask /adv/ OP if you want a serious answer.

girls don't know, so just don't waste time thinking about it and care about your other goals

This is typical "game" shit
It's all psychology stuff that "Mystery" did as a PUA.
Don't need to go that crazy but the most important word one could learn is RESPECT. If you can't respect yourself or the person you have an interest in you are fucked in the bad way.

try it out. what do you have to lose?
and yes, a lot of it is true, based on ~30 girls I've slept with and the only one I really really got interested in and miserably failed with. :/

It's a lot of half-truths that sound right if you aren't very experienced. Not useful enough to be worth committing to memory.

An honest, useful and somewhat attractive guy (last one depends)

Health, Status(money, job), Emotional stability.

Money
Height
Looks
Big cock

In that order.

seems like a lot to put up with yea nah fuck them

>All these people saying money

Money just means that the guy is either succesful or useful to the woman, that's it. Money in itself doesn't matter that much

Big dicks dont give no of this muh manlet shit.ive litarly lost out to a manlet over this later found out throught a conversaition with a class mate when asking him would he do her he said no.
>nice body if only she didnt do all those black men
Red flag right their

Old pasta. Been a while since i last saw it. But mostly correct.
This is why I want nothing to do with women. I just dont have the nerve for this shit.

What a woman has to return for all of these shenanigans? Their holes?

An escort sounds cheaper, more straightforward and honest exchange imo.

They want me.

Chad's thundercock.

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>and won't look at other girl's asses.
desu it's pure instinct as this point, I can't control it.

Give me a quick rundown on this guy

girl here.

i sure as hell don't want some clueless retard who is such a dumb ass that he posts something that has NOTHING to do with fitness on the FITNESS board.

fuck off you tiny penis bitch.

MEOW!

post your tits or ass you disgusting whore

>girl here.

in le trash it goes

>girl here.
You must be ugly as fuck if you have found this place lmao

may i have this meme?

Who the fuck cares about what girls want?

What do YOU want?

Now go get it pussy boy

Who's this guy?
Quick rundown please, I'm in a hurry.

To crush their enemies, see them driven before them and then hear the lamentation of the men.

You to tell them what they want

Learn to be a man, faggot

Kek

What said all comes
naturally if you are a happy person who isn't desperate. Cultivate this frame.

how tho

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has a ph.d., faked a paper on cutting-edge physics with he bro, addicted to plastic surgery, claims to be descendant of russian royalty, claims to speak 6 languages, claims iq of >9000