How do I achieve this mode?

>get the top players to be against you, and still win

face down the mainstream media, academia, and hollywood elite and win

>this
every time i hear a tween act like they know anything about politics online i laugh my ass off

Fat acceptance
>>>/tumblr/

illegal muslim feminist detected

jej

>mfw a HAESer was fat on MY fitness board

not everyone who tells the truth about your fatass president is sjw or a jew, despite what paranoid altright virgins on /pol/ tell you

I bet you believe there's a child sex ring in a pizzeria too

kys Mohammad

You don't
This level of alpha hasn't be achieved by anyone in modern time and will probably never be achieved again in our lifetime

#1 - Become a dad

He looks fucking horrible even for an old man.
I understand liking Trump as a president, I like him too, but you don't have to suck his dick for everything.

>bible belt
M8 a overwhelming majority of counties in the United States voted Trump. Hillary only got metropolitan areas like Los Angeles and NYC

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Thank you for correcting the record.

Trumps retardation is legendary m8

>be /pol/ack
>want to take a break
>hey let's browse /tv/
>mountains of cuckposting and arguing about trump
>maybe some porn
>go to /b/
>half the board is arguing about Trump
>fuck it, let's get fit
>more politics

I literally can't get away from it.
Before it was like 93% of people didn't give a shit, but now it's like EVERYONE has to talk about it.

Fuck.

Trump actually signed an EO today relating to that.

You can bet Jeff is going to rake everyone over the coals.

Deport immigrants 20 x 500
Ban travel 7 to failure

Gallons upon gallons of spic and mudslime tears every day.

>altright
>Using this term unironically

Shiggy

Daily reminder, your girl lost

Hillary was fat too. Gary was the Veeky Forums candidate.

Or Daddy O'Malley

>ywn be this buttblasted

Mmmm feels good m8s

>hurr durr bumfuck county wyoming, population 2 went full trump! he's the messiah! he has a mandate!

Earn massive amounts of money
Grab women by the pussy
Become the president

Vote Schulz. All aboard the Schulz train!

Make america great again x F

MARTIN SCHULZ
Endlich mal jemand mit ahnung hier.

t.cuck

Because it's Veeky Forums's most recent claim to fame

Trump is an unmitigated disaster, thats why you can't escape it.

>wants to take a break
>goes to /tv/ or /b/

that's actually fucking sad

>white knighting a politician on the internet
How cucked can you get?

>unironically liking trump
le watch the world burn m i rite xD

Mix the tears of butthurt liberal snowflakes with your protein shake.

pls cry more salty liberal tears

Yes mohammad

businessinsider.com/trump-diet-unhealthy-2017-2

eat dominos, mcdonalds, kfc almost every day
don't sleep more that 4 hours
don't exercise past golfing

how low test is trump?

Doesn't matter as long as there's like an army of doctors in the white house at any point in time.

>3 months later and he still hasn't recovered

so many liberal cucks on Veeky Forums
no wonder why so many of you are dyel

He looks like that?! I had no idea he was so fat!

F-fuck... I'm really starting to regret that Drumpf vote bross.....

Veeky Forums endorses Trump, keep crying.

>Veeky Forums supports the most out of shape president in a century

lmao why

we have daily fat hate threads here you fucking cuck, go back to your safe space

CTR pls go

Yeah bro, the shills are still in full swing. Just you wait, they are prepping for the next election. The more people they can persuade the better for them. This shit isn't over.

>liberals sneering about safe spaces
Lmmfao at the deepest of ironies.

>have every media outlet, news, social media, hollywood etc shilling for your opponent
>have your opponent pay people to disrupt your rallies
>have all the feminist, LGBTBBQ, and other tumblr related people against you
>have a "99% chance of losing"
>win anyway

>everyone with power is against you, it wouldn't be fair other wise

liberals and conservatives both almost exclusively browse safe spaces that reaffirm their own beliefs. Get over yourself

>The more people they can persuade the better for them.
>Them

Uhhh.

>in the bible belt
except he fucking dominated the rust belt and the midwest like no republican since reagan
picking up ohio was likely, but grabbing michigan, pennsylvania and fucking wisconsin??
the bible belt wasn't even relevant because he was confirmed 90% of the bible belt in even the most pro-clinton projections, he won because he literally CREATED swing states

Be 70 and don't work a physical job.

You know what I meant you autist.

how do you get an ass like that? no wonder all the women can't get enough of him

Be a bigot, homophobic, racist, transphobic privileged white pig.

This is the kind of photo that would get 0 responses in a CBT.

I get that you guys like Trump, but he's fat, eats garbage, and generally lives an unhealthy lifestyle with little sleep. Defend policies, but don't deny that he is what /fit hates in people.

>assuming I must be one or the other
Sweet child, may you stay this innocent for all your days.

>obviously doesn't have to be one or the other
a politically non-binary special snowflake who happens to support a fatty
(sounds like tumblr to me)

And here I thought spring was coming early, not summer.

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>I don't fit into you simplistic liberal/conservative dichotomy. I'm a free-thinker who forms his own opinions

>i am neither liberal nor conservative
>I'm just a cuck who defends fatasses on a fitness board

>le psyops fedora may may
>thinking outside of the false dichotomy of us vs them bullshit is dorkery
>actually thinking about what's going on is somehow bad

Damn I can feel the mad from here!

>How do I achieve this mode?
Eat 1 gram per pound of bodyweight in PURE UNADULTERATED HATRED every single day of your life.

cucked

all you need is a small loan of a million Calories

lol i like how this could be construed as either pro or anti-Trump

haha ya bro TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

>3 months
its been maybe a day since the last retarded thing he's done as president

>niggas are still THIS salty about muh Drumpf

Never ever gonna make it.

>still
>current president
>currently fucking things up
>somehow this is in the past

Shariablue is really gunning it.

Actually the man eats pretty clean except for the red meat. One of his things was he would drink just tomato juice for powerlunches during the 80s. Give the man a break he is in his 70s now.

>eats pretty clean
>is on record and plenty of photo evidence of him proclaiming his love of fast food
Where the fuck did you get your information from?

google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=trump fast food

alternative facts bro

speak for yourself

THICC

kek when you have no actual argument

>first result is the jew york times

Lmao nice sources there bud. Of course he poses with kfc chicken etc. He's appealing to the lower, working class (just like all politicans do clinton, kasich, and the rest). If you think this man eats Wendy's in his free time instead of grass-fed beef over a watercress salad, you fell for the meme.

Also the dude eats a lot of salads for lunch too (source for all of this? He said it himself in his books)

>He said it himself in his books
You must think that Ghost Writer was written by an actual ghost.

So you think his ghostwriter made up his diet and hes been living a lie based upon his diet for years?Yaokm8

I know youre being purposefully blind to the truth (MUH GLUMPF) but seriously drink tha bleach famalam

Then why is he fat?

age along with a high stress low activity job for most of his live, even good food can fuck you up when you don't try and burn it off.

Being republican doesn't mean that you have to defend Trump from any criticism, especially if it's true and not related to politics.

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I wonder in what kind of world u have to lift to think this is even remotely accurate.