Taking a piss right after jacking it

No you die

It's best to urinate after sex/masturbation, lowers the risk of you getting a UTI

Plus if I don't it makes my dick go all weird and I feel like I need to pee when I don't/can't

>he doesn't clean the pipes
Lmao nerd

>jacking it while getting pissed on

this. especially if u have drunk coffee before and u can taste it in the piss

> not taking a piss WHILE jacking it
> not taking a piss while cumming

It's like you don't want to enjoy life

also helps keep you from accidentally impregnating a women, not that anyone here would ever do that

>Le nofap meme

Nice one my friends.

PENIS

>taste it in the piss

Think I've got one atm, saw some random white shit on my dick hole
Am I dead?

Tbh so does your mum
;}

this

i jack off and then i blow the post-cum out with piss

it sick

it piss

it cumpissmixtureing

>literally throwing protein out of your dick
what a waste

I have an uncut cock but I piss a very small amount to jack off, otherwise it's too dry. I can't be the only one to do this, r-right?

i can never piss for a while afterwards, it just doesn't come out even though i might feel like i need one.

t-this is normal, yeah?

y-you what?

>using piss as lube
>ishygddt

Bye lmao

>Bye lmao
welcome to Veeky Forums, now get out

yes same. well i mean i can but it takes a lot of effort.

>pissing after cumming
are you guys for real? if you need to piss, you need to do it before you orgasm, otherwise your prostate swells and you'll spend the next two hours tingly because not being able to get those last drops out

if i had sex with my now ex gf and didnt pee before going to sleep, when i did in the morning it would sting. i always pee after jacking off

Can relate to this desu, it's a very shitty feeling, wanting to piss but nothing comes out.

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Physically impossible unless you're broken

That probably ain't infection, just smegma xD clean it sometime

Urinating after ejaculating prevents build up of semen in the tubes and also helps prevent UTI's

I don't know what point you're trying to make with that, but you sure sound gay

that only happens to me if i blue ball then take a piss then jack off

that feeling fucking sucks though

Jupp that really sucks

>not sucking dick to steak other people's gains and recycle your own

Sometimes It stings my ureathra peeing after jerking it/ other way around, can anyone explain/relate. Im a virgin and ive gotten it on and off for years sometimes it doesnt happen for a while, I smoke weed frequently but it sometimes happened still befor and I heard it can fuck with your male organs

God damn that's the worst feeling ever man

That's nothing, ever since taking lifting advice from some turbo-manlet I can't stop breathing through my balls.

Yea it's fine. Just make sure you wait for your erection to go away first. There is a small flap of skin in your dick that moves so you can ejaculate. It covers the tube that piss goes through. If you piss right after jerking off it can tear the skin flap off (after many times)

is this true?
fuck, i hope not.

this guy gets it

PLEASE MORE INFO, PLEASE