My whole life I thought I was a 1m79 (5'11") subhuman manlet. I almost killed myself over it a few times just to put an end to my hopeless joke of an existence. But a few days ago I got measured by a doctor and found out I'm actually a 1m82 (6') Übermensch genetic lottery winner.
It's like I've been given a second chance at life.
Caleb Cooper
hate to break it to you but 182cm is actually 5'11 still
and 179cm is 5'10
Wyatt Carter
Nah 5'11 is 180.34 cm while 6' is 182.88 cm. I'm closer to 6' than to 5'11 and therefore legitimately 6 feet tall.
Joseph Johnson
>6' >he thinks he is tall Should we tell him?
Jonathan Taylor
6'2" is the manlet cutoff sorry midget
Colton Jones
6'5" is the manlet cutoff
sorry dwarf
Jaxon Scott
>he doesn't know manlet cutoff was moved to 6'1 by the CHAD committee
wew
William Watson
It was voted on but it still isn't in effect, hopefully it never is, 184 cm fag here
Eli Bell
No, let him have this moment. He'll come around again
Ayden Flores
Not how it works friend, afraid if you're under 182.88 then you're under 6'0, you can't round up or down
Robert Ward
Dumb frogposter
Kayden Cruz
I can't even tell the idiots from the shitposters anymore
Henry Cooper
Watch me. I'm already well over the 180 cm metric cutoff, and if I ever go to Anglolands I will tell everyone I'm 6 feet tall and get all the pussy. Nobody will notice a 8.8 mm difference.
Christopher Taylor
>Nobody will notice a 8.8 mm difference. They won't notice you at all since they probably won't even be able to hear you speak all the way down there, manlet.
Jack Sanders
Bitch please, I bet your height starts with a 5, lmaoing at your life to be desu femme.
Michael Watson
Can't hear you down there my man, do you need a stepladder?
Oliver Harris
Your mental state has already been defined by your manlet status. You will constantly feel inferior because you've anchored your self confidence to your height. It wI'll soon become apparent to you that your height is meaningless in the face of your terrible personality.
Anthony Collins
REPLY TO THIS POST AND YOU WILL GROW 1 INCH OVER THE COURSE OF THE NEXT YEAR IF YOU DONT REPLY YOU WILL SHRINK 1 INCH IN A YEAR
Mason Ward
PLS NO
Gabriel Jackson
>trying to get (you)s so desperately
Caleb Wright
...
Jayden Martinez
That is actually the physiquee most girls want lmao at non buff manlets
Christopher Wilson
But my self-confidence being anchored to my height has become a good thing now since I became tall.
Fug better reply
Lucas Baker
>that is actually the physiquee most girls want I guess you're right there...most girls want to be thin. It's more feminine.
Eli Sanders
No, its for guys cuck
Andrew Phillips
please
Eli Brooks
...
Ethan Reed
So evil
Christian Mitchell
GROW GROW GROW SIX FEET ONE HERE I COME
James Collins
please i don't like being manlet
John Watson
What the fuck else am I supposed to do all day
Isaiah Nelson
thanks
Daniel Clark
>mfw all these manlets are below 7'0ft >mfw I watch these midgets try to dunk a basketball
Michael Wright
GrOw Grow Gromit
Nicholas Jones
6 feet is the ideal height. prove me wrong, faggots
Gavin Carter
I raelly hope not you arent really a evil pepe tbqh also an inch where
Chase Cox
yes please
Ethan Brooks
Wew, barely made it. Hope the chads keep it at a healthy 6'1
Landon Smith
Not taking any chances here. 6'2 would be nice
Cameron Lopez
not taking any chances
Joseph Thompson
7'0 is the real manlet cutoff retards
Noah Perry
I could do with an inch kekcifer, thanks a bunch.
Jaxon Russell
Congratulations user. Now that you don't have that burden hanging over you forcing you to fail at everything in your life, you'll become successful and happy, right?
Dylan Perez
Am I really this desperate?
Noah Turner
> 16 yo 183 cm > 33 yo 179 cm
Cooper Hughes
Grow grow grow
Camden Wilson
pls
Jaxon Anderson
tfw 179cm
Ian Ward
oh no
Lincoln Gutierrez
>succeeding
Benjamin Howard
Grow grow grow
Julian Gutierrez
Get me taller shoes. Bling!
Andrew Ross
Fuck you forced my hand
Jayden Martinez
PLZ
Christian White
not being 5'3" ᵍᵉᵗ ᵒᶰ ᵐʸ ᶫᵉᵛᵉᶫ
Wyatt Murphy
fuck you
Samuel Moore
(you)
Chase Diaz
Shoo Shoo Growth-Sabotage Goblin!
Camden Morales
6 FOOT 1 HERE I COME!!!!!!!!
Henry Wright
6'8 here I come
Camden Ross
179cm IS 5'11 STOP LYING
Isaac James
Grow, grow, grow!!!
Brody Campbell
I can't risk being 5'11
Nicholas Nguyen
183 here.
Just made it.
Robert Barnes
I need all the help i can get Aaaaaahhhhhhh
Adam Bell
no pls
Joshua Ramirez
>Watch me. I'm ll
David Walker
Fugg D:
Thomas Davis
Yes I am that desperate
Grayson Parker
grow grow grow
Julian Howard
tfw i will still be manlet
Charles James
fucku
Isaiah Barnes
Just in case
Nathaniel Bell
lol im a girl tho im 5'4, 5'3 wont change shit
Liam Miller
height gains pls
Jace Martin
Come on step up my 5'8" genetics, kek, y beg you, make me a tool of your meme magic
Jackson Lewis
I don't want to shrink
Jackson Nguyen
When will they learn ?
Ian Rodriguez
make me 6"5
Jacob Scott
Gib extra inch.
Josiah Carter
Fuck it
Parker Anderson
oi vey
Elijah Murphy
Not risking anything
Jaxon Rodriguez
ree
Jackson James
...
Isaiah Gutierrez
we're gonna make it
Brayden Howard
goofy
Connor Jackson
ez gainz
Josiah Jones
OH FUCK NOT AGAIN
Lucas Walker
not today
Dylan Russell
if i reply 5 times will i get 5 inches
Justin Kelly
I'm two yards and 5 inches long. My weight in retard units is 0,0875944 long tons.
Christopher Allen
yiiis
Hunter Barnes
Heigth in cm? Weight in kg? Pic in jpeg?
Brayden Sanders
tfw thought i was 171, turns out im 175 hurts a little less
Jacob Ward
>Literally nothing is changed besides your internal perception >Shift from repeated suicide attempts to lottery winner You should apply this lesson to other aspects of your life