My whole life I thought I was a 1m79 (5'11") subhuman manlet...

My whole life I thought I was a 1m79 (5'11") subhuman manlet. I almost killed myself over it a few times just to put an end to my hopeless joke of an existence. But a few days ago I got measured by a doctor and found out I'm actually a 1m82 (6') Übermensch genetic lottery winner.

It's like I've been given a second chance at life.

hate to break it to you but 182cm is actually 5'11 still

and 179cm is 5'10

Nah 5'11 is 180.34 cm while 6' is 182.88 cm. I'm closer to 6' than to 5'11 and therefore legitimately 6 feet tall.

>6'
>he thinks he is tall
Should we tell him?

6'2" is the manlet cutoff
sorry midget

6'5" is the manlet cutoff

sorry dwarf

>he doesn't know manlet cutoff was moved to 6'1 by the CHAD committee

wew

It was voted on but it still isn't in effect, hopefully it never is, 184 cm fag here

No, let him have this moment. He'll come around again

Not how it works friend, afraid if you're under 182.88 then you're under 6'0, you can't round up or down

Dumb frogposter

I can't even tell the idiots from the shitposters anymore

Watch me. I'm already well over the 180 cm metric cutoff, and if I ever go to Anglolands I will tell everyone I'm 6 feet tall and get all the pussy. Nobody will notice a 8.8 mm difference.

>Nobody will notice a 8.8 mm difference.
They won't notice you at all since they probably won't even be able to hear you speak all the way down there, manlet.

Bitch please, I bet your height starts with a 5, lmaoing at your life to be desu femme.

Can't hear you down there my man, do you need a stepladder?

Your mental state has already been defined by your manlet status. You will constantly feel inferior because you've anchored your self confidence to your height. It wI'll soon become apparent to you that your height is meaningless in the face of your terrible personality.

REPLY TO THIS POST AND YOU WILL GROW 1 INCH OVER THE COURSE OF THE NEXT YEAR IF YOU DONT REPLY YOU WILL SHRINK 1 INCH IN A YEAR

PLS NO

>trying to get (you)s so desperately

...

That is actually the physiquee most girls want lmao at non buff manlets

But my self-confidence being anchored to my height has become a good thing now since I became tall.

Fug better reply

>that is actually the physiquee most girls want
I guess you're right there...most girls want to be thin. It's more feminine.

No, its for guys cuck

please

...

So evil

GROW GROW GROW
SIX FEET ONE
HERE I COME

please i don't like being manlet

What the fuck else am I supposed to do all day

thanks

>mfw all these manlets are below 7'0ft
>mfw I watch these midgets try to dunk a basketball

GrOw Grow Gromit

6 feet is the ideal height. prove me wrong, faggots

I raelly hope not
you arent really a evil pepe tbqh
also
an inch where

yes please

Wew, barely made it. Hope the chads keep it at a healthy 6'1

Not taking any chances here. 6'2 would be nice

not taking any chances

7'0 is the real manlet cutoff
retards

I could do with an inch kekcifer, thanks a bunch.

Congratulations user. Now that you don't have that burden hanging over you forcing you to fail at everything in your life, you'll become successful and happy, right?

Am I really this desperate?

> 16 yo 183 cm
> 33 yo 179 cm

Grow grow grow

pls

tfw 179cm

oh no

>succeeding

Grow grow grow

Get me taller shoes. Bling!

Fuck you forced my hand

PLZ

not being 5'3"
ᵍᵉᵗ ᵒᶰ ᵐʸ ᶫᵉᵛᵉᶫ

fuck you

(you)

Shoo Shoo Growth-Sabotage Goblin!

6 FOOT 1 HERE I COME!!!!!!!!

6'8 here I come

179cm IS 5'11 STOP LYING

Grow, grow, grow!!!

I can't risk being 5'11

183 here.

Just made it.

I need all the help i can get
Aaaaaahhhhhhh

no pls

>Watch me. I'm
ll

Fugg D:

Yes I am that desperate

grow grow grow

tfw i will still be manlet

fucku

Just in case

lol im a girl tho im 5'4, 5'3 wont change shit

height gains pls

Come on step up my 5'8" genetics, kek, y beg you, make me a tool of your meme magic

I don't want to shrink

When will they learn ?

make me 6"5

Gib extra inch.

Fuck it

oi vey

Not risking anything

ree

...

we're gonna make it

goofy

ez gainz

OH FUCK NOT AGAIN

not today

if i reply 5 times will i get 5 inches

I'm two yards and 5 inches long.
My weight in retard units is 0,0875944 long tons.

yiiis

Heigth in cm?
Weight in kg?
Pic in jpeg?

tfw thought i was 171, turns out im 175
hurts a little less

>Literally nothing is changed besides your internal perception
>Shift from repeated suicide attempts to lottery winner
You should apply this lesson to other aspects of your life

thank you,
o user the wise

jesus give my bones some GH

pls b tru

Lets go