If I do five push ups a day and 34 situps. Can I go ottermode or will I need to.... """Supplement my income"""

If I do five push ups a day and 34 situps. Can I go ottermode or will I need to.... """Supplement my income"""

>tfw

Dumb frogposter kill yourself.

I'm not dumb.

Ottermode is ALL about diet.

You won't get the mode unless you eat for it, no matter what exercise you do.

can i just eat burgers and drink water, I am a fussy eater.

You're pretty dumb.

No, I'm not. You cunt. You're gonna die a lone fingering a robot.

>tfw can't get ottormode because loose skin makes belly look fat no matter how skinny I am

Same. How do I fix loose skin without surgery?

>What is surgery

If it's not too bad I think you can put on muscle to fill out a bit.

Also despite what people on here will tell you, it does naturally shrink over time (again, assuming it's not too bad). Mine has gotten much better, though still not as good as I'd like.

Mate that shit is fucking expensive

I take it back. You are very dumb.

Yes, but you have to eat three times as many burgers per meal. It will trick your body into thinking you're eating less. It's called "caloric overload".
Think of an odometer in a car. Your body can only count so high, then it rolls over back to zero.

Water will work, but coca-cola has special amino acids in it that will act as a catlyst to speed up the process.

>get's btfo
>u-ur rly dumb

But I heard from another user that cocalcola had too many e,pty carbs

>not knowing about caloric overload

Never gonna make it.

But with caloric overload you want as many empty carbs as you can get.

Are you joking at me?

I have a phD in BroChem, user is correct.

super kek

No. I'm a nutritionist at UPenn.

I don't out cuck

no you are the cuckold

no you are also you need to eat protein as it is for homos and you are a gayboy

fuck you dude
you dont need to do shit to be ottermode, just eat less, do more cardio and a bit of calisthenics, thats literally it

why would you ever do sit ups

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>supplement my income

what?

>5 push ups a day

what?

>34 situps

what?

y'know the steroi...............

"can I do a a bit of calisthenics"

"no you don't need to do shit except for a bit of calisthenics plus some more stuff"

Don't be this stupid dude.

The what? English is not my first language what is a steroi

what are calistheticals?