>two guys load up 160 for squats
>first is 6' skinny dyel
>other is ripped Asian manlet, maybe 5'5
>dyel is up first
>rep one goes good
>rep two goes good
>rep three is fine
>feeling bad cuz that's my squat weight, just started squatting in January after years of cardio and bodyweight
>on four he pauses at the bottom, visibly struggles to get it up
>feeling better about myself
>he goes for number 5
>dudeno.jpg
>struggles harder, Manley helps at end of rep
>figure he'll call it quits
>nope
>rep 6 manlet helps at about 75% of the way up
>time to call it quits, bro
>goes for number 7
>WTF.gif
>dyel only gets it half way up, manlet jumps in to save him
>OK, bro, call it good, your done
>HOLY SHIT, HE'S TRYING FOR AN 8TH REP, WHY?
>goes to parallel, gets stuck, Asian manlet saves him from his stupid ego lifting.
>They unload and go over to machines
>mfw
Biggest WTF moments you've seen at the gym
>guy puts on too much weight
>tries to squat it, falls over with weights crashing at his side
>look him in the eye through the mirror with disgust and shame
>mfw home gym
>mfw it was me
>some faggot who can't lift over 2 plate is judging others for squatting a max
...
>home
>get drunk as fuck after workout
>start jerking off and watching porn on TV
>idk how but my coach i right next to me on the couch
>he is jerking off too
>cums first
>after 2 minutes I cum too
>go to the bathroom and take a shower
>go to bed and fall asleep
>never talk about it at the gym
Wtf
>see some faggot struggling with 120 bench
>mfw I curl that much
>regular saturday afternoon in gym
>two guys walk into the gym, you instantly can tell some ridiculous shit is about to go down:
>both are obviously roiding turbo-manlets, late 30s - early 40s, balding
>both are decked out in compression gear, wraps, straps - the works
>over it they have shirts from a local power-lifting meet
>both wear those creepy fucking toe-shoes
>they shake hands with everyone in the free weights area, including me who's never met them before - but that's pretty normal for my gym
>they go over to the barbells, going full csi to find the one and only bb in the gym that isn't hideously bent
>over the past year or so the bars have all been bent as fuck for some reason
>they set up on the only dl "platform" - just a thin rubber mat
>they load up the old school black-iron weights, 10kg on each side
>set up for what looks like deads
>nope, they take turns clean and jerking the bar with the most atrocious form I've ever seen
>as soon as they get the bar overhead they SLAM it full force against the floor
>whole gym is shaking, the vibrations are literally moving stuff on the reception counter 20 meters away
>they never increase weight, just keep on slamming the weight faster and faster
>I look at the staff, which is normally very anal about equipment - they just shrug
>each does about 10 sets of 20 reps
>make growling and hissing noises the whole time, sweating like pigs
>bar is completely bent to fuck afterwards
>I ask the gymrats what that shit is about - I usually come in the mornings and never saw those guys
>they tell me that they come every afternoon and do shit like that
>apparently they're friends with the owner and told stuff not to reprimand them for trashing equipment
>they show up to all the meets and get blown the fuck away by natties
>not curling at least 60kg
>using freedom units
>being swedish
>frogposting
>see some faggot
no mate, you are the homosex
>he doesn't squat to failure
Made me laugh
Yeah i got one, happened less than a week ago
>Doing OHP
>New kid ive never seen comes into gym
>Enters squat rack area and proceeds to warm up for squat
>Builds up to 1.5 pl8, check his form
>doesn’t go to parallel, slight good morning, ok just another bro
>Proceeds to slap on 2pl8
>I move on to back extensions
>glance over, he’s doing quarter squats at 295 lbs
>This fucking guy
>I keep doing back extensions, some time passes
>All of a sudden thundering crash fills the entire gym
>Look over to new kid
>He unracked all the weight on one side of barbell first and it seesawed into the wall
>Amazed he didn’t break the mirror, kind of wish he did
>Entire gym is staring
>Kid is tomato red awkwardly giving a thumbs up to everyone
>Local asian turbomanlet who only works arms comes over to him
>He tries to blame it on the clip being broken
>Proceeds to go get gym staff and tell them their clip is broken and that’s why it happened
>Crashing 150 lbs onto a little piece of coiled metal isn’t the reason why the clip is broken
>Staffer avoids conflict and just agrees with him
>Later in locker room see same kid
>He tries to sell me the same shit about the clip
>I briefly explain physics
>”Yeah but that never happens to me at the other gym I go to, must be the barbells here or something”
Jesus fucking christ
these ones always make me laugh
A strict 3pl8 ohp.
Blew my fucking mind.
You sure they were 45s? That's pretty crazy.
Yeah they were 45s. The guy was a tank.
I felt like a little bitch going into the rack after he was done to squat less than that.
There's this one guy that has been lifting at my gym for years. Me and the other guys see him come in every week and work hard but the really weird thing about him is he's STILL natty. WTF?!
Dude, I'm sorry you had to go through that.
fuggin kek, that is beast
lol'd
>be at gym
>be closeted homosexual
>can't stop thinking about dicks
>wake up from daydreaming about dicks to realize that I'm staring at some dude's bulge biting my lip with 3 other dudes staring at me like i'm a faggot
but i wasn't thinking about male dicks i was thinking about female dicks. love me some feminine penis.
I just realized something, it was you
... Damn
for once, I have something to share
>doing muh squats
>in between sets, see this lightweight asian dude doing bench
>ass coming off the bench to drive the bar up, big time egolifting
>lmao
>move on to OHP
>see the asian dude has moved on to cleans
>he cleans 135
>just kind of holds it in the rack position
>then starts moving his hands around
>fucking drops the barbell into a zercher carry and puts it back on the floor
>mfw
I remember back in my old gym in leafland there was this Arab guy who was a tank with chicken legs, always came and worked just bench press and ohp, but never went above 120kg
I remember one day he brought along with him this dyel looking kid, couldn't be older than 18, around 6' and probably not heavier than 130lbs. For whatever reason, Arab dude who never did but bp/ohp starts teaching him to deadlift, form not too bad but not perfect. See them again 2 weeks later and dyel kid was deadlifting 120kg. No clue what was going on, but blew my mind.
sounds painful, even at 135. like why would you do that?
>finishing up with 10m on cycle machine
>see new curvy ass walking Infront of me
>watching it bounce and move
>hand moves into to rescue underwear
>man hand
>it's the raided out PT
Why did he wear tight yoga pants?
Genesis?
WE COULDA BEEN TOGETHER.
thats why you are a loser
Confirmed wavy
Ed pls
you probably quessed by now but either back problems or afraid to do deads, it happens a lot to lifters
No, I meant that the fact that the dyel kid lifting 120kg in 3 weeks when he started struggling with just 40kg blew my mind. Maybe not that rare, but he didn't do any visible gains those 3 weeks and I then saw him lift 120 like it was nothing.