Hop in Brad, let's grab some pizza and brewskies before we hit the club tonight. You're okay with that, right?

>hop in Brad, let's grab some pizza and brewskies before we hit the club tonight. You're okay with that, right?

>Thad are those flowers...for me?

Dude I would love to.

I want guy friends so much more than I want a girlfriend

>Lets go chad! Mind if we stop by the child sacrifictorium so we can maintain our mythical aesthetics and appeal?

Is that an auto?

>already done bro, we can live for another day

>brewskies
americans are so fucking gay

H...How did you know my name senpai?

havent seen that gif in a while. Noice

Leave, Veeky Forums.

Lmao nah bro it's valentines remember? Britanny and Rachel and Amanda gave me some stuff. Theyre nice and all but I don't mess with 8's or below yknow? Anyway what did you get?

>tfw no chad bf

Hey Chad, did you have to invite Skad? He can never hang.

chad meet brad
brad meet thad
thad meet vlad
vlad meet jad
lads

He's not Veeky Forums. If he was, he would have been able to tell it was an Ecoboost.

>those dyel arms
>chad

Chad gets called huge even though his arms are that small.

...

Why is Chad in every thread now?

>hand on shifter
>is an autotragic

>Britanny and Rachel and Amanda
I think you mean Jade, Saffhire and Greg

>WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME!

Sounds good lad

>Anyway what did you get?

A tub of Vaseline and a subsctiption to BLACKED.COM

>what is sequential

...

also an automatic

>be bigger than that guy
>will never be chad because balding

...

That has gay rape written all over it. Chad has a gay face. Don't be suprised if he gets you shitfaced and you wake up with a sore asshole on his couch wondering what the fuck happened.

>automatic
>convertible
>mustang
How much you wanna bet it's a v6 too?

But I mean the dude is aesthetic as fug so as long as he doesn't drive its good

It's basically a fag car, he'd get too turned on if its a stick shift. If I was Brad I'd run for the Hills.

>Friendless virgin

Please post pics. I want to laugh at you delusionalfags and your fatceps.

Just do it, I want to see. You'd be surprised how small you guys are if you cut to same bodyfat as this Chad.

t. homo face

>I got a date with old mrs. Palmer, let's go get fucked up dude

How hard is it to respond with a joke

>implying Veeky Forums wouldn't love getting gay raped
By Chad is just a cherry on the top

>implying an ecoshit mustang has a sequential gearbox

I swear to God she is bigger every time i see this pic wtf

...

because Chad is the man

bow down