What should I say to the stripper Veeky Forums?

cringey af

An x at the end is a kiss, you poor social retard.

means they would like sex silly

>teaching a girl how to lift
Don't do it, it's not worth it. Just leave her on the treadmill while you do your routine and save yourself the frustration and rage.

this along with teaching a girl to do anything other than clean and cook simple meals

Wrong.
I brought my girl to a powerlifting gym, no treadmills. She can deadlift 2pl8 for reps now and shes isn't fat.
Though she does it with a belt, chalk, and hook grip. Still I find it impressive and the after-gym sex is amazing.

It's game over if he's not autistic

Are you people 16 or something? I have fucked actual females without sending x's over whatsapp

without xxx? u sure they get wet for that my brother told me

it's stupid fucking british shit.

and yet, they make fun of 'american culture'

i tryed kissing with my dog once

come on lardo chillout and eat your twinky

This bro. Apply to everything tho, and to men too.

Actually, dont teach anything to anyone that didnt ask or isnt paying you enough.

ye bro i fucked her in her pussy it was wet and everything bro i came bro

Op post a pic or two of that stripper

i can still teach my dog tho right

i can only look up to you please tell me your secrets

That's true, if you're already in a relationship with her then you have an edge, because she knows more about you as a person and how serious you are about lifting.
But any friend or acquaintance tier girl I wouldn't bother with. I mean shit, even most of your guy friends just wanna bench and curl when you lift with them as well.
People who don't lift properly almost always slow you down because their low energy and indifference takes you out of the groove.

Gotta keep them keen with the kisses m8, shows you mean business.

If send a xxx and you get no x back means you should run as you're about to get ditched or friend zoned. If you do get a x back means you're in there.

boom he knows his shit

see ner ner

>But any friend or acquaintance tier girl I wouldn't bother with
Yeah that's true for the most part. Too much effort unless you know they want to get serious.

user
We all have our low points
No one just wakes up normally, and has the urge to fuck a dog

It's already obvious you've friend zoned yourself. You will never fuck her. Please remember i said this.

>lets fuck first u stupid bitch

>texting
You DO have a deep voice, don't you?

Not all strippers are disgusting std riddled prostitutes. Not many of them, in fact.

a stripper would be the ultimate wingman, just FYI

"Thanks, y-you too"

i can make that booty sweat

Ayo bruv hit me up with that peng girl no long ting senpai dont b a chief u get me manz needs to dip

>o-ok y-y-you drink a g-g-gallon of m-milk a day and do s-squats