Veeky Forums Humour

LMAO
DO POST MORE!

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holy fuck
that's hilarious

I'm the original greentexter of this story. Feel free to believe me of not, it doesnt matter.
I have continuation of said events that happened back in summer 2015.

Long story short:

>me and twink became fuck buddies while gf was gone for 12 weeks
>we broke up shortly after she came back, i spent a short while fucking both my (ex) gf and said twink every now and then.
>twink graduated in 2016, moved across the country to become a doctor.
>im still in my 3rd year of uni
>i got into DNP, ECA + coke as preworkout and some other strong shit (and steroids). I got a stroke while lifting in the gym because of that
>got lucky. Recovered to 95% within 4 weeks, still had some trouble moving anything below my left forearm
>just got back in the gym couple of weeks ago. currently just cruising on a little test and doing some light work
>me and said twink still keep in touch to this day.

>i got into DNP, ECA + coke as preworkout
lad

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So, you are kinda homo after all

It's not gay to be a top
This is still 100% hetero

>i got into DNP, ECA + coke as a preworkout

Jesus christ mate

>literal regular homosexual anal sex for four months
>not gay

>Texas
>not "Germany did SS look how that turned out"

5/10

It's only gay if you get penetrated like a woman

>i got into DNP, ECA + coke as preworkout

Bozhemoi tovarish

At that point you'd literally just walk in throw her down and beast her senseless infront of your gf to show dominance

i raged

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>not just slugging that dyke in her cunt the second she started acting all cocky

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w-what?

Fake your death to make them feel like shit. THen use that as an excuse to move to Alaska and fish for crabs.

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I love seeing betas get cucked, but this made me rage.
Maybe it's the tren, but now I want to go choke a fucking dyke to death

I would have grabbed the lesbian bitch and forcible buttfucked her, sodomizing her in front of my gf, then broke up witht he bitch after sh realized I ain't fucking around

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I want to see it. Link to video

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This
She's basically consented at that point

Plus i'd love to be like wash that pussy all you like put youll never wash the shame away in her ear as i lay ontop of her after busting a huge load in her

At least they admitted to being fat instead of using their safe space words.

damn

DAMN

that lesbian is alpha as fuck

definitely the man-hating type, but that was pretty fucking alpha the way she pulled that stunt

didn't help that the dude was retarded as fuck too holy shit

One of my all time favs

Fucking Doomguy.

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Tfw my hdd crashes and I lose RARE screencaps of autists like the guy who made lasagna for his neighbor after he saw her walking her dog
He puts it on her doorstep and left a note saying "for the big guy" and she leaves him a note later saying her bf loved it.

You'll have to settle for last years

>live turd

kek

Last that I remember this story it was a megadose of Vitamin A.
Why is it switched to K?

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Jesus, what's the story behind this one?

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Context? What did he do to fuck himself up? Was it advice from here?

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My abs are are sore and this is making them hurt even more
Fucking hilarious

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This is so fucking retarded this actually upset me slightly

Does anyone have "WHOA NELLY?"

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>tfw you will never have a based nigerian gym bro

Okay, now I'm upset

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Honestly, gotta side with the bulldyke on this one, the dude's a beta cuckold.

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ahahah hope youre real, I always wanted to hear the continuation

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I swear Veeky Forums hit has more autists per capita than other boards

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Retard strength is a real thing.

On a non-shitposting note, this is totally true
>years ago worked as a cart jockey at Home Depot
>retarded guy would come in every so often and "help out"
>the parking lot was idiotically on a hill so all the carts were always rolling down to the bottom
>we had to gather up the carts and push them back up the hill to the store
>normally this would take a trip or two to get them all
>Downy guy would do it in one trip
>have like 50 carts in a long column pushing up hill
>if he saw you he'd wave while continuing to push with one hand

It's totally real

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Fuark...I should call my mom...

Goddamn.
I'm not going to lie.
If I knew that guy, and he told me what happened, I'd have brutally ragedicked that dyke inside out and forced his girlfriend to watch.
Maybe make him watch to show him what he should be man enough to do.
Then when I'm done with the passed out clam jouster I'd pound out his girlfriend who's probably as wet as niagra falls.

>so proud of you
>kill me
hahaha

In this case it's not that severe, but the phone is nearer to the camera than the body, thus appearing bigger in relation to the body, rendering the calculation incorrect.

>Fap to his conception
Thats some next level shit

im sorry that's fucking hilarious
he got fucking cucked so hard holy shit im not even mad

emilkirkegaard.dk/en/wp-content/uploads/Robert-A.-Heinlein-All-You-Zombies.pdf

Read this for nexter level shit

LINK
NOW
THIS IS FUCKIGN HILARIOUS

sometimes i wonder if the link to al his pictures is still in circulation

t. 17 year old DYEL

This dyke was alpha as hell, the bf completely dropped the ball in his utter mental retardation, and deserved what he got

Shouldn't you be on /lgbt/ talking about how hard it is to find a girlfriend, lezanon?

Wasn't here for it but I know the story

>TYVD is a tripfag known for his supplement intake
>posts everything he takes in a thread when people ask
>some stupid fuck kid decides to copy his exact routine
>decides to include a fuck ton of vitamin k for some reason
>chemicals react and fuck his internal organs up
>goes quiet for a few months
>some dude comes back, calls himself the vitamin avenger (hence the post "Yo VA"
>talks about he destroyed his life following advice from Veeky Forums
>swears vengeance against TYVD and all tripfags
>TYVD stops posting
>a coupe of other tripfags quietly disappear
>vitamin avenger goes silent, not sure if his revenge has been enacted or if he just died
That's about it

This reply confused me so much until I realized you linked the wrong post

But why blame other people?

He didn't follow the routine?

Jesus fuck I cant stop laughing