So you are trying to gain weight on purpose...Huh?!

> So you are trying to gain weight on purpose...Huh?!

>HOW many monsters a day?
>You call these things 'sips'?

>You're suffering from WHAT feel?

>c-cutting, user?
>self harm is never beneficial

>You're seeing visions of... purple and green, you say?

Thanks, doc

So, let me get this straight, you masturbate to images of "thick" bodybuilders to increase your testosterone levels?

kek

>5 scoops of WHAT!? How many times a day???

>So user, are you sexually active?

>Weighted dips?

>gain 40 pounds in one year
>doctor says its good I'm finally getting active and weight training

My doctor supports my bulk more than my family does. He's a cool guy.

>no not really
>Really? That's unusual
Fuck that guy

I'm cultivating mass

>EC stack!?!

>We'll get to your "natty limit" in a moment
>first tell me more about these "skull crushers"

Your doctor said that? Kek How old are you.

>Jelqing? No user I wouldn't recommend that.

>Gomad? Don't mind if I do! HEE HEE HEE! AH HOO HOO HOO!

kek

>"...FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR!!!!"

23 now, was 21 at the time. He also said I was schizophrenic and that it was "very serious" because he didn't believe what I had experienced had actually happened because it "wasn't in the news"

>gotta eat b-big to get big d-doc

>so, you look at pictures of day girls to increase your testosterone?

>didn't believe what I had experienced had actually happened because it "wasn't in the news"
What

What hadn't happened?

You drink ONLY 4 glasses of milk??

What do you mean, don't be in London?

apparently a symptom of schizophrenia is making up stories and believing them. I was abducted and raped, managed to escape and the police arrested him. Apparently whenever someone is arrested, it's in the news, which is bullshit

>underrated

>so you starve yourself all day, and then eat 3200 calorie meals at night?

it was supposed to say fat, not day :-(

Kill me bros

Basically I was in the Doctors due to sexual misadventures with my college professor, hence the no not really. The professor and I played with anal insertions. In this case, I suffered rectal trauma from a deodorant can I had inserted in my anus that started spraying freezing deodorant in my rectum that led to bleeding.

yeah, that too

>sexually active?

>iktf

>how many eggs per day?