Mirin Thread

>walking shirtless in the house
>you're getting big user
>thanks mom
Mirin

go fuck yourself

t. mad fatboy

>Christmas dinner
>grandma feels forearms
>"wow! Your physique is so muscly!"
>she gets my brothers girlfriend to feel my muscles
>brother does too

Thanks senpai

>haven't seen friend in a long time
>gets close, sits next to me
>touches shoulder and says bye in a really drawn out way

mires are so validating

>walking through supermarket
>looking for oats
>make eye contact with 7/10 qt

>wake up at parents house
>assume I have the house to myself
>walk into kitchen shirtless
>"ooo nice abs"
>aunt has key to the house and stopped by
>hella embarrassed so walk back to room to grab a shirt
>"ooo nice ass too"
>th-thanks auntie steph

So does she want it guys?

if a woman tells you you have nice abs and a nice ass, she wants it

>I work out
>Girl say "you are very well"
>Good life

Kek

>pick up heavy
>eat to grow
>move the heavier
>girl says it "you like to move heavy, i see it"
>the good feel

kid Cudi's new album is 50% shit and 50% kinda okay. Speeding bullet to heaven was great though.

>tfw used to count how many girls I noticed mirin a day
>tfw now it ain't nothin but a thang

>cousin (15)
>pecs
>solid
mfw

what the fuck is up with young kids always doing weird shit like that???

>just got done with gym
>girl I'm seeing asks me to come over since we are going out to eat and she's getting ready
>arrive, say hello to her parents and ask if I can wait in her room (she's 19 I'm 28 so I try to be respectful) they agree
>she's getting ready so I do what I normally do and lay on her floor relaxing
>her younger sister flies into the room and jumps on my back since I play with her from time to time
>tickling her until I start getting exhausted due to the gym and still haven't eaten anything but a protein drink.
>user is big bigger than before
>kid starts like trying to measure my biceps and like massaging them or something
>starting to get awkward about it uhhh
>she starts trying to hug my thigh saying they are huge
>sister tells her to stop and leave
>younger sister grabs my hand and drags me to her room
>she wants me to pick her up so I autism and start bench pressing her since again I'm laying on the floor
>she's laughing her ass off when older sister is ready and yells at younger sister to stop messing with me
>before I can walk out and say goodbye to her parents younger sister comes, says nothing and hugs me then says I can have her stuffed giraffe, then runs away without saying anything
>everyones laughing saying she has a crush on me no one sees this as weird
I just feel weird now if I go over

>visiting gfs parents
>haven't seen them since I was dyel
>winter so wearing big sweater
>mom hugs me
>feeling up my traps
>"wow! youve been working out haven't you"
>her mom is actually hot af and runs marathons
>subtly flirts with me sometimes
>think about her when fucking gf sometimes
>mfw shaking her dad's hand

its a meme nigger but i agree young girls are always being fuckin weird even if youre fuckin related

stop makin it like you wanna fuck youre my cousin bitch

>move in with roommate
>his mom comes over to visit unexpected, I come home from gym before he gets from work
>gives me the longest look up and down
>"Bobby was right, you DO a work out..."
>Was creepymirin hard that day but now she just makes a ton of bulkan meals for me, excited for my goals
>feelsgudman

>at gym tonight, doing pull day
>MILF with thick fuckin ass doing nothing but chest/tris across the gym for a good 45 mins
>literally changes up her entire workout and comes near me and stares while doing bullshit lunges as I'm doing deadlifts
>if I move to another spot she's suddenly there
>won't stop staring
>got the 'tism so I don't do jack shit but continue workout and she leaves after giving me one last look

>at work (phone technician)
>going over lady's plan because she fucked her phone up and needs new one
>asks "but do you come with it too?" when I'm done explaining what the sales rep should have told her 30 fucking minutes ago
>"s-sure ma'am, if you get insurance on your phone, I'Il be able to help you whenever you have phone issues"
>call sales rep over to finish the transaction and powerwalk back to my tech desk hidey hole and play Fire Emblem on my 3DS so I don't have to look up

Fuck

Not even gonna offer a story because thinking about it is nasty just agreeing and yeah its fucking gross

nice

you are killin me plz stop

>about to sleep but need to take trash out
>in my boxers
>yeah fuck it I'll walk a block in just my boxers
>two kids and their mom walking
>both kids shout "WOW MACHOMAN" "HE'S ARNOLD!"
>mom goes "sssshh"
Fuckin mirin right the fuck there m80s. Kids don't lie.

its abs not pecs nigger get it right

>she's 19 I'm 28
jesus christ

I'm 18 and my gf is 26, did I fuck up?

Yes. Wrong way retard.

Nah you a fuckin playa for that

People keep telling me I'm looking more muscular, how do I know if theyre being sarcastic or not?

During my graduation party after my family left and only friends were there and teen drinking started, my mom felt up a friend of mine who was super built at the time
She smoked weed with him later that night, and continued to feel him up
This was a few weeks after she left my dad
Three years later she still denies this happened

yup, those are the best

Dumb ass

nah senpai you got that prime teen pussy on lockdown

Literally the exact opposite of what he did.

>got the 'tism so I don't do jack shit but continue workout and she leaves after giving me one last look

I mean, what can you REALLY do in that situation?

Just keep going about your stuff

Iktf user. My ex-gfs mom used to run all the time and was really hot, her dad was retired and had gotten a big gut on him. She always used to smack my ass right in front of him and say things like "hey mr.buff!" And "well aren't you gorgeous!", It was so nice but so awkward at the same time

you read it wrong you fool,looks like you've been drinking some of that lead water in Flint

by deciding whether you touch yourself at night

Mutant out of this world biiatch

> Work out at parents house, shirtless cuz home alone idgaf
> mom comes home need help picking a dress
> Calls me her "strong boy"
> looks at my mooscles instead of eyes when talking

idk how to feel desu

how did you even meet a girl 8 years older?
asking for research purposes

>she's 19 I'm 28

Stopped reading right there I want you and your kind to leave my board

>but now she just makes a ton of bulkan meals for me, excited for my goals

your friend's mom is cooking 4u? why?

>eating with mom
>"woah user your arms got so big can you flex them ?"
>do so
>she feels them for a good 5 seconds
M-Mom stop my pante explode

>be me
>enjoying sweet noob gains combined with dbol
>new haircut
>visit senpai
>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"

>mfw

...

just bang her

>Talk to coworker about a work task
>As I walk away, she squeezes and feels up my bicep for a good second or two

Feels good

Hahaha wtf