You're now thinking of her

>you're now thinking of her

A E R Y N
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>implying I wasn't already

she is always on my mind...I need a new girl

can you fuck off to /r9k/ with your moping shit? fucking beta cuck. Shes out there right now continuing her life and sucking on a fresh new cock and you're hung up on her. She isn't coming back. Move on. Score some pussy. There are plenty of fish in the sea you numale faggot

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>having a her
Lucky bastard

god damn it

>hey bros, Chad here haha, just here to tell you cucks to not have any feelings because that's too human, haha

I love threads like this tho, it makes me imagine that there's a bunch of swole autists going around sperging out and being all mopey over staceys

hardly a chad. But I'm also hardly a beta cuck. You need to get outside more if you think the world is so black and white like this. That girls only go for chads and you're only a chad if you're on steroids.

hey bros. long time Veeky Forums user here. i've seen you pepe and wojak users ruin this fucking site.

t. not even that guy

I've never been able to stop. It's been years, and I've married someone else, but I've never been able to stop.

I'll carry this one until I die.

Would you leave your current wife if the other chick was interested in marrying you

>message girl on tinder
>literally thinks im badass
>faking chad confidence, say we should hang out
>she says yes
Help. Ive never gotten this far, what do I do? I guess ill ask for her number, but what then? I dont know what a good date would be, and im not sure I can pretend to be chad in person for long

>her
y-yea, a girl

>tfw
Why can't she be real, lads ;w;

Just be yourself you dumb shit. You'll be okay. If it goes down in flames, take a swing at the next tinder date.

I was anyway. I always am.

Fuck you OP

You can pretty much do whatever you want as long as you dont make yourself look like a complete autist. Youre clearly overthinking it. Just pay attention to her body language, dont say some weird shit, and dont act like a douche. Basically, >just b urself

Ok thanks, ill leave out all the weird things I like I guess.

literally dont know any grils irl besides family. so nice try buddy

What weird things are those, user? Just out of curiosity

BRAAAAAAAAAAAP

Never have and never will :^)

I know how you feel lad.

Got to keep lifting until she is real.

Well probably anime and vidya. And the fact that I spend most of my time when not at school or at the gym on this website. Or how im KV and never been on a date. Im also recovering myself from porn/death grip induced ED, so I guess nofap is on again.

There's been enough that no single one stands out as the one that tore me up, women will grind your soul away throughout your life until you stop letting them

>basically go through life feeling nothing as a mindless zombie work automaton
>cute girl asks me out
>I fuck it up
>replacing the void is intense self-hatred and depression

Happens once every 6 months here.

I saw her yesterday. First time I'd seen her since December. It was right after a show. I was taking my dog on his normal night walk, and we happened to arrive at the crew exit right as they were dismissed from the show. Almost all the crew got excited and was petting the dog. Even her roommate came to say hi to me and the dog. But she didn't.

Everyone was exchanging pleasantries with me, as one might expect of a typical bumping into someone type scenario. But she didn't. She almost avoided eye contact with me. And in that brief lack of exchange, my mind raced, and has been since.

18 months is far too long to hold onto someone you barely know and grasp at the opportunity to just be near her.

>tfw going to a party tonight to meet new girls because I think my current relationship could die soon.

Brehs... like what if some of us share the same her.

No fap is stupid and pointless
No porn is good

Rip

Fairly normal except the ED depending on your age. Dont worry too much, user

Im almost 21. Im pretty worried

just stop watching porn, it's actually a lot easier than you think.

NOT Veeky Forums RELATED--FUCK OFF AND CHECK EM WHILE UR @ IT

Yeah too bad she's DEAD loser.

I went through that phase quite a number of times

I just gave up and now I'm happier not being depressed about someone else who won't acknowledge me

Ask for a number in a direct way. Hit her up on whatsapp to confirm numbers. Chatting now is optional, may also be the next day.

From now, work directly and confidently towards a date. I usually text her with a date proposal and when I have her attention I unexpectedly call her. Girls love this.

>heya I need to make sure you sound as sweet as you look

or

>had to make sure you're not a catfish (since you are so beautiful)

Stop the flattering there and make a normal convo. Usually I treat this as a predate, when you click you'll easily talk for 20 minutes (dont make it longer) and whattayaknow youve already broken the ice

You are now
>more on her mind than ever
>a confident guy in her eyes
>less nervous to meet up
>sure of not being baited

Having set a date you're going in like a champ. I usually call an hour before just real short to check if everythings alright and to lower the pressure even more. Make a joke like
>I checked with the restaurant but they don't appreciate public affection, so you'll have to control yourself (sounds cooler in my language)

On the date itself, like the other user said, YOU HAVE TO BE yourself. Trying to be Chad when you're not will only end in disaster. Please just b urself.

Only thing that might be helpful is hiding some autismo. It's never a good idea to act like someone you're not, but sometimes it's very useful to 'hide' some of the things you are.

Being mysterious and making eye contact like 'I want to fuck you' while giving a silent Gosling smirk is often better than sperging out about how you no longer need your anime pillow now that you met her.

GOOD LUCK

And remember, the key to succes is repeated failure. If this one doesn't work out, chin up and on to the next one. It's a learning process, very few people are born Don Juan

>just got back with my ex
>things are better than ever

stay hopeful, senpai.

I'm always thinking of her.

>ever getting back together with your exes
Once it falls apart again, it'll kill you even harder than it did before m8. Don't say nobody warned you.

She'd hate you if she was real anyway. She'd probably fucking kill herself by just knowing that a monster like you has fantasies with her.

thanks for rooting for shit to fail

>Guys its okay I reset the guillotine!

have fun going down the same road you did before

It already failed.

jerks

>hung up on her
>she isn't coming back
I haven't even talked to her. None the less asked her out and get rejected.

pepe and wojak are both beta cucks... we Need a new one, a chad for /fit!!!

For what its worth dogbro, I hope you guys have matured since last time and it works out in your favor this time.

this. Getting back with an ex is just bound for failure, I don't see any point in it.

You're mean but your words mean well.
I must train harder and work on becoming a better person so that if she were real, she'd be fucking ecstatic knowing that a guy like me was into her.
We're all gonna make it breh.

only if you find a better one than the past grill will you Forget her.
Fuck your wife and go Approach at least a 8/10

thanks catbro

you caught me at a good time user
I'm thinking about how I don't even want her anymore
for my struggling brothers, just remember that it's fucking stupid to allow yourself to be sad or angry over someone who doesn't even want you
also women are gainz goblins

A good conversational tip is to tell funny stories that also have underlying implications you're a great boyfriend without saying anything explicitly.
A few more things:
>other women don't exist
>really doesn't matter what you say, as long as you're always confident/assertive
>know when to not hang on for too long when it doesn't work out
>never send more than one text to her until she responds

more very important thinks!

Dont ask her when she have time!
You will tell her when you have time and ask her if she wants to meet and do that and that with you.
Be your self mean NOT to be your self!!!
If a Girls says to you be your self, she mean you should do whatever the fuck you want dont giving a fuck about her!
Dont try to impress her or do thinks she will like. Dont give a fuck what she will like and do what you want! Be yourself means be Chad!
Dont give a fuck about others!

English is not your first language is it?

no ist not... hope you can understand what i wrote there...

1. Tell her when you have time and ask her if she wants to come with.
2. Be your self means to dont give a fuck about what she wants

Based advice from Tbilisi

She lives on in my heart faggot.

the crow is peruvian/argentinian

Georgia?
Im half Greek, half Peruvian that lives in Germany.

not Argentinian... but i like Argentinien Ass.

>dating random girls
>never get to know "them"
>only see their gf side
>don't actually get to know who they are and what they're actually like
>chances of them not giving a shit about you +%40

>dating girls you have been friends with for a while
>actually get to know them as a person
>deeper connection
>more likely to salvage a friendship if it ends due to mutual friends

This is why I don't date randos. Now I just need to make friends with girls..fuck it. I just need to make friends

I'm in quite the situation here and I don't know what help I'll get from autists like me on this board but here goes: I'm pretty positive this friend from uni likes me, but she keeps flaking on plans (which she asked me to make in the first place) which isn't helping my confidence. And meanwhile my bro (same class) who I lift/study/hangout with probably also like her, and they spend a decent amount of time together.

but at least i've fucked her a few times, just got to convince her to d8 me

I'm always thinking about her. She makes me smile.

:)

she's gone..18 girls fucked who would of known the most conservative was the best as sex..

ur ugly and she's ugly

good fit. too bad it didn't work out

>would of

Neck yourself

Fucker was abstinent. Still a blueballed virgin.

Why the fuck did I get involved with her.

Oh yea because she's the only person who's ever showed interest.

I hate my life.

You probably are her Orbiter... someone that only push her ego.
She probably like your friend more and would get fucked by him, if he would make the step.
But he is a beta like you and isn't confident enough to make the step (grab and kiss her)
Option for you!
1. Stop being the Orbiter, try to kiss her, if she dont want it, the you stop your invest. DOnt answer massages and shit, if you answer, only day later.
2. You talk with your friend and ask him what he wants from her. If he want to fuck her, tell him he must stop being a beta and try to kiss her! If he dont want her, tell him you want her and he must help you! Stop spending time with her or if they go out, he must always invite you and be your sidekick (make you look Alpha)!

Only because she's currently laying right next to me kicking me off the bed because of this ridiculously huge stuffed animal i bought her earlier is on the bed.

...

ass blasted yet again
it's saturday and i woke up in sweat around 8:30
checked her facebook then instagram
then i sprinted off to the kitchen. took some coffee. started to clean my house.
checked my gains.
hit the locker and broke the wooden door in it in rage because of missing her.
now i am sitting in front of the window. smoking a cigarette and counting the time till i have to gulp down another ECA and hit the GYM.

fuck you anastasiia for making me this gymrat monster that i am.

come back

haha faggot

You must fuck another Girl the fastest as possible! a good looking one!

desu not having a her would be better

it's cancer but this never fails to make me laugh

>she was already married when I met her

>Trappy gets banned
>this thread occurs

iktf ;-;

the crow's everwhere!

never had anyone so nope

> 26
> not a virgin but never been in a relationship
> made gains recently, notice girls are taking notice
> mfw i don't fucking know how to do this shit

for how long this is great

it's actually a lot easier than you think. just don't be weird.

how the fuck do you know if a girl is just being nice to you or if she's actually into you?

seriously i'm like a fat weeb that has been given the body of a chad HOW DO I DO THIS SHIT

>Chat with this girl for a month.
>Finnaly meet up and feel like we've got a great connection, have sex talk to eachother everyday, meet eachother weekly.
>Suddenly she doesn't want to hang out anymore 2 months pass and she keeps making excuses, yet snapchats me every hour of the day.
>I bail because i'm loseing interest.
>She gets angry because i'm ignoring her.
>Told her i'm losing interest if we just end up chatting.
>She goes crazy and deletes me on everything.

Women man, im confused as fuck, she was probably just craving attention and getting some D on the side.

She just blocked my phone number.

I hope for ever

>had 30 sloots
>never had a gf

I don't like doing normie shit, but physical activities, fucking hate going to buffalo wild wings and socializing/watching tv, hate doing parties where we just drink and watch football, hurrhurr shots and beer pong

never gonna make it

Can relate kekelek, i'm too busy with work and the gym so the only way to meet women is by clubbing or using tinder, all i get is crazed slut material, dipping my dick in random pussy every month and having to struggle for a steady supply instead of just having a qt conservative waiffu that can cook.

Niggas be begging and bitches be hustling my man.

Let me explain: She texted me after 3 weeks of not talking to me.

She was just saying howcshe could just use someone to talk to. We talked but then I didn't respond.

My friend, who I told that she texted me, got drunk and texted her and said "Leave my friend alone you cruel bitch"

Then she texted me saying "Lol fosho" and blocked me.

I called her from my phouse phone and was like "What the fuck did you block me" she said yeah and I heard her dumbass friend(Who enables her all the time) in the background.

I said "So that's all I mean to you. Haha, okay whatever." She then said "I just don't wnna talk about this right now." And I said do whatever the fuck you want, later.

Fuck guys

>tfw a girl likes you

Hold on bro
We're here

You handled that well bruv, maybe calling her from your house phone was a bit weird but you solved it fine. Fuck dat bitch. Focus on your bulk instead.