Friendly reminder that this body is what women want and that Veeky Forums is years ahead in the game of pussy slaying...

Friendly reminder that this body is what women want and that Veeky Forums is years ahead in the game of pussy slaying compared to you bulky faggots on this board.

>Veeky Forums is years ahead in the game of pussy slaying

Dude I don't care what women want.

As long as I get my share and am happy to pursue the things I want why should I outreach?

Yeah but if i was to slap his girl's ass,little skinny ass boi wouldn't do shit.

What is Veeky Forums ?

Yeah because of his face

This is what sipboys want

His girl would slap your face or throw a drink in your lap and everyone would laugh at you.

Kek. I fucking love these numbered squad profiles. Consistent high standards.

>body

Maybe coupled with his career and bank account

>I work out as a means to slay pussy

Get real. Men who devote their purposes to acquiring sex (especially from trashwhores like so many contemporary women) are the lowest among the beta.

Go back to Veeky Forums and your skinny jeans. I'll call you from the top of Olympus and tell you how right you were and how jelly I am.

>implying I won't punch the bitch and knock her out

>lifting for girls
>lifting for aesthetics
>lifting to impress other people
>thinks clothes not facial attractiveness and height is what attracts women

confirmed never gonna make it.

>implying you won't get thrown out of the club, arrested, sued for assault, and anally penetrated in jail

E D G E

>This is what sipboys want
>a frothy tall glass of cum
seems about right.

>nonsipper detected

>not lifting for aesthetics
>references zyzz

>implying a drink thrown at you isn't the ultimate pussy achieving move

>hips as wide as shoulders

who you trying to fool you klinefeltercuck.

Sip has a better after taste than cum.

>women

Nah, girls. Women want a body like Klokov, the kind of body that looks like it can move mountains and be a protective, providing husband.

that's the body i have though

:^)

Most people don't realize that its body proportions that make someone attractive or not. Does not matter if large frame or small frame. Refer to Leonardo Da Vinci's "Vitruvian Man"

Me too except his weak ass stomach.

shoo, skellington, SHOOOO

also:
>listening to Veeky Forums
i know you're on Veeky Forums, but still: are you gay, user?

Mcpharian is the only one who's actually Veeky Forums as fuck

this is whats up

Hahaha, the fashion police think they're relevant with women. My sides.

>Implying I lift for grills
Ha, joke's on you I only lift because I have always been severely insecure in my masculinity, and lift weights to compensate with how much of a passive nobody that I was back in Junior high. Haha bet you didn't see that coming.

>this body is what women want
How many times does it have to be said before you low-grade morons get it through your thick heads?

WOMEN DO NOT ALL WANT THE SAME EXACT THINGS

WOMEN DO NOT ALL BASE WHAT THEY WANT ON APPEARANCE ALONE

Now stop being dumb shits about this and GROW THE FUCK UP.

>DO go to the gym
>DO be healthy
>DON'T OBSESS OVER IT

/thread

dumb roastie

What if I'm not after women?

This is what underages want.

Adult women want what you'd expect.

>Friendly reminder that this face is what women want

fixed

brainless, rutting fool

Yes.

>not posting the real version

>that neck
Every time.

Nobody wants klolov other than fat neckbeards

dumb roastie
you don't even know what you like in a man

I don't lift to get women to want to have sex with me, I lift to decrease their chances of escape when I MAKE them have sex with me.

> tfw people say I look like Adam Levine (the guy from OP's picture).

:)

Kek!!!!! You can't spoof the roof.