Cheating /frauds/ generally

Saturday edition.

Previously...

well, if you have no obligations then take it for what it's worth imo. I mean, if she just wants to have some fun, go for it. Just don't expect a settle-down 'wholesome' thing to come from it, don't even try.

But yeah, there's hope out there. Trust me I was in a real pit of despair for a long time because /pol/ had basically meme'd me into depression about women, but good women do exist.

>she just wants the green card
she's white though we'd basically pay her to move here rather than some mudslime

why do you feel that you need to come off for that? You sure you'll have impotency from rons? Rather safe than sorry I suppose, but I feel that the impotency thing is wayyyy overblown.

First

first

Reminder that if you take steroids then you are a cheater and your muscles are fake. You would rather pay for muscles than earn them yourself.

>E-friend of mine.
She needs to sex me.
>How are you cap?
I am well, just been working a lot and shit.
>I am bulking and rapidly turning into a squishy blob.
Just remember to always be yourself, but less fat.
>I'm also getting bloods to see test cortisol levels, after reading peeks posting about high cortisol symptoms.
I wonder what my levels are.

>implying you don't have to train hard

>rather than some mudslime
Except that's not how it works.

Pry my joocy fake muscles from my dead cold body then.

>I wonder what my levels are
Pretty sure most Americans have retardedly high cortisol and there aren't many supplements or meds to lower it.

id rather do both tbqh

3 days ago, I injected .5ml of oil subQ and the lump is a little itchy now.
no pain at all.
am I too paranoid?

.5 is a little high for subq unless it's water based. Probably just irritation from the solvents and shit. Put a hot compress on it you want.

Anyone else have an asymmetrical hairline? My left temple is beautiful but on the right side it's almost receding but it's basically always been like that so I don't think minox would help.

>.5 is a little high for subq
really?
I heard ppl are going up to 1.2 with 1 being no problem at all.

Well I wouldn't personally go over .5ml would ever do 1.2 unless you didn't mind having a good sized welt. It's not even like doing a wheel where it'd go away quickly it may take a week or more.

>wheel
Wheal.

Hey nice, you got the bait in within the first few post this time!

I'm in cocoon mode, so not a problem for me rn.
Will do IM once I leave humanity behind.

You can only do small volumes of oil subq. You're probably seeing people inject water based peptides, which you can do a lot more volume of.

Am I misreading this or do NASM and ACE certifications cost ~$500 minimum?

Jesus Christ is this why all the PTs I see look like such cucks?

would .5ml 4 times a week be too much?

If you're injecting into different site each time probably not. Why not just do IM though, that what you're supposed to do with oil?

Reminder that everyone you look up to including scoobs is on gear. You will remain mediocre forever.

quads r lagging

They're expensive. Alternatively you could get a exercise physiology degree like most of the PTs at my gym.

I love reading posts that are made in the old thread after everybody has flocked to the new one, but I am way too lazy to actually reply here (if applicable). DNP lethargy is too comfy for that right now heh

>DNP
>comfy
UP THE DOSE THEN

I miss being cocoon mode. I have no choicee but to be social. Amuse my friends. Hang out with my lady. Bootleg windows with my brother.

It sucks being adult.

Nah. Not going past 600 ever again. I may be a retard, but I have principles.

fuck off fag

Is Dylan Gemelli a pussy or a steroid guru?

a pussy and a shill

I just want to avoid putting a sharp object into my muscles.
But will do, if neccessary.

Shill for Sarms?

He recommends time on + PCT = time off. I'm ending my test enth cycle (first one) right now and wanna hop back on as soon as possible. When's the earliest I could safely do this, without hurting my HPTA? Blood pressure and cholesterol are all fine so not worried about anything but natural hormone production DESU. I wanna start another cycle for summer but idk if I've got enough time to take off.

if you want to chain cycles that fast, why the fuck aren't you blasting and cruising

>have tinder date for tonight
>have gf
>have qt that is sexting me and sending qt stuff before I go to bed like voice messages telling me to have sweet dreams
>sort of wish I was just alone

up the tren?

An idiot, but an entertaining one.

why do you think? because he is the pinnacle of human intellect? or because he is a fucking retard?

fair enough

>tfw 750 for a brief time last november cuz apartment heating broken
no regrets kek

About to starting my first cycle in the end of February.
Was thinking about dbol test e (500mg/wk) cycle for 12 weeks.
How long should i take the dbol for at the beginning? And what dosages of dbol are recommended?

>went to interactive haunted asylum with gf last night
>she takes me out to some high end dinner
>lie in bed having sex over and over and watching american horror story until we fall asleep

IME this is the only correct way to live life

old pic but they still arent particularlyimpressive. I'm going to the gym in a bit ill try and take a newer pic.

I'm already 80% done with an unrelated degree

>without hurting my HPTA
the damage is already done
do whatever you want

yo catpiss i have a question for you.

so obviously you are not the best good looking guy no offense, but pretty woman still develope an insane affection for you like Moosey said.

My question is, how do you behave? Are you like a really really sweet guy or more like alpha and manly.

Considering what your "gf" said like
>i want to be with you wahhhaa *crying*
it seems like you are being very very "sweet" and kind to them, or do they build this kinda affection for you because you are fkn alpha and "cool".

and please dont tell me "im just BEEing myself bro"

Im asking because im roided up but i still have this very kind super nice personality in me, but because of roids i can act alpha if i want to. Now the thing is, i dont know what girls dig more. A jacked guy that acts like he looks like, or a jacked guy thats super nice and charismatic.

If you know Connor Murphy for example, dude is super nice and girls (and guys too) seem to like him for that alot. But then i cant get this idea out of my head that acting alpha (slow, deep voice, short sentences, alpha facial expression, look people directly into the eyes and shit) is something that would get me laid more often.

>believing anything cp says

>talking about times I got written up by stupid ass RA's for retarded shit
>grill starts telling me how the RA's are out to get her because she uhh "gave alcohol to freshman football players" and "did stuff with them" "which is totally a lie"

how much does parotid gland removal cost again?

>>up the tren?
inb4 ED from starving yourself for 6 months

This and only this.

enjoy gyno

>what are constructive answers

okay
if i was you, i wouldnt take dbol on my first cycle.

but if i was you, i also wouldnt take advice from a roiding manlet faggot either

enough that a rich kike could pay it in cash

:)

chinaman hgh when

Start low, you really don't need/want much on your first. No more than 30mg/day for 3 weeks.
And if you don't have an AI, stay the fuck away from Dbol all together - one way trip to gyno city.

But you don't need it on your first cycle. Just run the basic bulk.

>samefagging this hard
:^)

jacked guy that's super nice and charismatic, but don't be this fake toolbag about it

I mean, I genuinely do have an interest in her and other people as a whole. It's not just an act, and I don't put across this retarded mast-tier alpha tone that women fucking hate, contrary to the memes

It's not like I'm pulling 10/10 women left and right either, that's not my goal. Just find someone you're genuinely happy with and think you could find yourself having a connection with and you won't have to try to figure out which way to 'act' because you'll just be able to BEE urself.

as far as me, personally, 'myself' is more caring. I like to listen to what people have to say, but I'll call them out on it if it's fucking retarded. Don't be a pushover but don't come across as a controlling dick.

Is it a bad idea to come off a year long cruise with only Nolva?

whats the best tren to test ratio for my first time running tren?

i want to add it to a test e blast currently running 600mg

>people doesnt believe me
I wonder why.

>girl in the OP pic convinced to cum instead of edging
>have tinder date for tonight
>already made her reschedule
>ED
>dick dead
>gonna cancel that
>gf spamming me
>tempted to text her 'I'm in a realtionship with glands now sorry'

bloods when

>looking at some porn
>dead dick

arg

>zyzz
kill yourself

already have

because he has no idea what he is doing obv

ED doesnt mean low test.
How is your libido,voice,beard ? do you get mood swings ?

>do you get mood swings

bimbo has diagnosed me with BPD

I spent like 1 month spamming this general 24/7

>libido

I sleep with girls purely for the purpose of obtaining screenshots to troll CBT with

how's that for libido

>beard

I can get stubble, never tried for a beard

All irrelevant, because
blood work will show the truth right?

and like as you can see now I am being friendly with everyoen and contributing good content for the general and having girls make timestamps of fraud and stuff for us

so clearly I am capable of not being a fucking retard when I try

You have an autistic motivation so I dont think you are low test.
>I sleep with girls to obtain screenshoots
Thats a fucking lie there.

lel I may have found a new best friend for all the wrong reasons

>change gym cause old one ups prices yet again
>only other one (small city) is grimy oldschool place with two thirds of lifters being ten years or more my senior
>come to talk with one of them after spotting each other on bench
>topic becomes ronalds, most of them openly juice, as do I albeit way less openly kek
>guy starts reminiscing about his younger years (is only seven years older or so but has been at it for a while)
>boy was I a dumb cunt
>could not get eph, just bought street meth and used the resulting MC stack to cut
>when reading up about dosing he understood “such and such pw (per week)” as “such and such pw (preworkout)”, resulting overdosing gave him immense gains but also fantastic titties for a while
>took cheq before fucking whores
>pinned slin with huge drawing needles cause lol needle is needle right
>AI was nearly unheard of in our shithole (yuropoor), they just popped black market breast cancer drugs (what I believe was akin to ralox or tamox?) when sides got annoying
>recreational dbol abuse (especially in times where night outs that were sure to end in bar fights were wont to happen)

sorry for blog, and he may have been memeing me quite a bit, but I still chuckle at that conversation after a week. great lad even if exaggerating some things.

You get any good pics from her yet?

I'll have arimidex on hand.
Is it better to start taking it immediately alongside with dbol? Was thinking about 0.25mg eod

subtle

>on test
>still can't grow a beard that doesn't look like I glued a thousand individual pubes to my face

life is unfair

w2c oldfag gym daddy, bonus if gay

also
>>took cheq before fucking whores
i am both sickened and aroused by this

What do u want?

I think I will get a 'no face=ugly no body= fat dyel"

Mast's calling card.

I can't decide what to ask her for.

Maybe a 'Natty or attractive, pick one natty cucks' people here should have fun trolling with that yeah?

It's not though. I never lie to fraud. People ask anything, I tell, no matter how bad it make me look, how autistic, how retarded. I do not lie to fraud. They ask me "Alex where u live" you know what I say? "In my moms basement"

They ask me "Alex what your balls look like" I tell them "little raisins" (yes natty)

Like look at this, I will just ignore her, to prove my point.

Will post screen caps tommrow of me ignoring this thirsty gook to prove my point

Thirsty for that autistic dyel dick, not gonna get it

>to prove my point
Just go and dick her you humongous faggot.

My dick is not working atm anyways

But uh, prove my point, yep yep

I have a tren dick rn and can even fuck you right in the ass and go full homo without caring about your elf face and you dont dick a thirsty slut.
What has my life come to at this point.

>What do u want?
Rear glute spread obviously. You going to eat her ass on Valentine's day while she rides your face?

religiously use both the meme hair stacks that are shilled here, apply oil and derma parts on face too. not trolling, it works for some. or blast lots of dht based compounds cmon

>w2c oldfag gym daddy
come powerlift in yurop (and help us remove kebap)
>bonus if gay
nope. hmu for that though, not gay either but I know a few lol

Fine fine I will go give her my ED limp dick

Let me decide where I want to meet her

I might cuck this girl on Valentine's day if she's willing to cheat on her fiance. Life of kings.

Tren dick is a meme. Get that shlong working with whatever ancillaries you're missing and go fuck some sluts.

>I might cuck this girl on Valentine's day if she's willing to cheat on her fiance
Wait are you gonna fuck her or her fiance?
Because you cuck him and not her if you fuck her

>and help us remove kebap

Will trade drugs for qt Internet girlfriend.

She asked me not to post her Nudes and I don't lie to no one

Is just for me to b able to have self esteem and feel superior to other ppl desu

It's like my creed, 'no lies'

Never, ever, lies.

But I will ask for new timestamps

So i usually have my special someone pin my glute for me while i lay down, but i just did it standing up with my foot off the ground and i swear i didnt feel a thing.
I finally pin myself like a real man.

He said he was gonna cuck her and fuck her.
So he will fuck both of them I suppose
Its time for you to end my life my friend :)

>north american bodies
>swollen big lenny gut
haha get it morbid obesity

hmmm

>tfw e-pimp

...

not sure if laughing at joke or me for going there and making it, fitting in both cases lol

intriguing filename tho

Well fuck her and by extension cuck her guy. Going to probably hit up a Brazilian steakhouse beforehand too.

Any foolproof way to sneak a plan b in her? I don't want any surprises.


>Its time for you to end my life my friend

UP THE DOSE.

Become the next Pablo.

>Any foolproof way to sneak a plan b in her
Disguise as recreational drugs. Bonus lulz from her badly faking the high as not to seem uncool.

Take her fiances number from her telephone and post some pics you took with her.
That would be the right thing to do my man,stop someone from ruining his life with marrying a fucking whore.

bump

trip on peek

This

What's the name of ur ebay shop?

Surly you want a timestamp of

"Advanced Biology Labs North America your number 1 stop to make you from manlet to man!"

>tfw she's asking me for vids of me moaning and stuff for this

u owe me

interesting approach

It has worked before. I wish I was kidding.

Nah neither of us do recreational drugs.

Eh he'd probably kill himself or her. His last fiancee cheated on him too. I'm not wanting to fuck her to spite him just because I want to fuck her. Plus he doesn't eat ass (or pussy apparently) and she wants it. I told her she's stupid to get married to someone who doesn't make her happy.

Tell her she has to send you a vid of her masturbating with a hairbrush while moaning you name and daddy first.

I don't have access to anything but Novolog insulin.
I don't do any hormones or steroids or anything.
Is it safe to do 10units (total, 5units into each side of the muscle) into my biceps on bicep day, quads on leg day, chest on chest day, etc. daily after every workout for 2 weeks (eating 75-100 carbs immediately after injection)
Will I get the diabeetus?
Will it even do anything if I'm not doing any other steroids?
I've done it twice before and it made my pump feel extra great and made my pump extra big because of more insulin to shuttle glycogen.

But if I didn't eat enough carbs fast enough after I felt super sick because hypoglycemia, but never went full on hypoglycemic and passed out or had a seizure or anything

She's sent over vids like that lol but that is not relevant to /fraud/